Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below 
StickFigure
New member
theoak01 said:
Trust me.....she ain't leavin' early. If anything she'll stay longer.
all men
- Thread starter Frisky
- Start date
Trust me.....she ain't leavin' early. If anything she'll stay longer.
B
BrothaBill
Guest
StickFigure said:I can't promise anything bro, but I'll do my best.
So you are going to fuck both Erzulie and Feisty and update us?
StickFigure
New member
theoak01 said:
I think the only thing you have to worry about is the attack Pomaranian guard dog. Vicious little rat!
they are both "loose" women, so his chances are good, no matter what he looks like. once a woman reaches a certain age, she realizes that the proverbial "phone call" may never come. so at the first sign of interest or even a kindly act, such as opening a door, they are overwhelmed with a sense of hope, peppered with desperation. causing them to throw out all previous notions of decency, hoping to fill the void that has consumed them almost utterly.........BrothaBill said:
bigmann245
New member
StickFigure said:
look at stick pimping frisk.....
StickFigure
New member
bigmann245 said:
I ain't pimping no one, I'm just providing crucial info that Oak coould potentially use. The rest is up to him.
bigmann245
New member
StickFigure said:
pimp
StickFigure
New member
bigmann245 said:pimp
Im gonna hurt you
B
BrothaBill
Guest
StickFigure said:
Come on dude, you are basically announcing you tagging that Frisky ass in a threesome.
Dont get people pissed off at me when you are the one stating it.
Put your money where your innuendos are. Are you going to tag both of them or not, if not then shut the fuck up about it b/c I doubt Frisky wants to be around your hairy ass
StickFigure
New member
BrothaBill said:
I ain't said nothing about a threesome since your last outburst. This whole conversation between me and Oak has NOTHING to do with me and Frisky.
StickFigure
New member
Wootoom said:
to run a dull rusty chainsaw up your ass
bigmann245
New member
BUBBLES said:WTF
Why is it any of you business what they do anyway?
doh....
StickFigure
New member
Wootoom said:
Ill jab a cattle prod into your skull through your temple
StickFigure
New member
Wootoom said:
pffft wtf was that? something out of the "Needtogetas Book of Grammar"??
Lame ass
StickFigure
New member
Erzulie said:
That's what I was tryin' to say, friends. Anything in public is just play.
StickFigure
New member
humantarget said:
That would be nice.
StickFigure
New member
humantarget said:
shouldn't you be dancing for us in a clown suit?
StickFigure
New member
humantarget said:
She wasn't supposed to give that out, wtf?
Destroyer1986*
New member
jujubes said:
eh, there are great guys everywhere. honest, hard working, caring men, and there are pigs.
just like there are gold diggers, bitches and whores and plenty of sweet, wonderful, sexy women.
the trick is finding the one thats compatible with you.
I know a few from both categories of both sexes, but i've been pretty lucky to weed out the bad apples quickly.
just like there are gold diggers, bitches and whores and plenty of sweet, wonderful, sexy women.
the trick is finding the one thats compatible with you.
I know a few from both categories of both sexes, but i've been pretty lucky to weed out the bad apples quickly.
Destroyer1986* said:jujubes said:
Well chops, I guess I replied to post #116, which precedes post #121. Most people read from beginning to end. If I was supposed to be aware that you would try to go from dumbass to saint in five posts, I might have held off and waited for it, for the pure entertainment factor. If that's how you describe every Italian woman, then most people on this board should be waving the Italian flag and sitting down to pee.
Destroyer1986*
New member
jujubes said:Well chops, I guess I replied to post #116, which precedes post #121. Most people read from beginning to end. If I was supposed to be aware that you would try to go from dumbass to saint in five posts, I might have held off and waited for it, for the pure entertainment factor. If that's how you describe every Italian woman, then most people on this board should be waving the Italian flag and sitting down to pee.
Well see the way you reacted to my post about money hungry women is the way I reacted to the post about all men being pigs, just trying to make a point.
Destroyer1986*
New member
humantarget said:
Dude have you seen my car? Blowing it up would probably be the best thing that could happen to it, atleast I'd get some insurance money out of it.
StickFigure
New member
Scotsman said:
Damn and I thought you were str8.
StickFigure
New member
Scotsman said:
LOL! Just busstin' your chops bro.
S
Spartacus
Guest
can you imagine being a 13 year old boy and your dad
says "I have the ass of a 22year old"
says "I have the ass of a 22year old"
Destroyer1986*
New member
4everhung said:
LOL, where did that come from?
"Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus"
Well "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" because men and women think so differently. This little story may put things into perspective throughout theses "male/female" crisis:
The professor told his class one day: "Today we will experiment with a new
form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair
off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. As homework
tonight, one of you will write the first paragraph of a short story. You
will e-mail your partner that paragraph and send another copy to me. The
partner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraph
to the story and send it back, also sending another copy to me. The first
person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back-and-forth. Remember to
re-read what has been written each time in order to keep the story
coherent. There will be absolutely NO talking outside of the e-mails, and
anything you wish to say must be written in the e-mail. The story is over
when both agree a conclusion has been reached."
The following was actually turned in by two of his English students:
Rebecca and Gary.
THE STORY:
(first paragraph by Rebecca)
At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea she wanted. The
chamomile, which used to be her favourite for lazy evenings at home, now
reminded her too mu ch of Carl, who once said, in happier times, that he
liked chamomile. But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her mind
off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if she thought about him
too much her asthma started acting up again. So chamomile was out of the
question.
(second paragraph by Gary)
Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron now
in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to think about than the
neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with whom he had
spent one sweaty night over a year ago. "A.S. Harris to Geostation 17," he
said into his transgalactic communicator. "Polar orbit established. No
sign of resistance so far..." But before he could sign off a
bluish particle beamflashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through his
ship's cargo bay. The jolt from the direct hit sent him flying out of his
seat and across the cockpit.
(Rebecca)
He bumped his head and died almost immediately, but not before he felt one
last pang of regret for psychically brutalizing the one woman who had ever
had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth stopped its pointless
hostilities towards the peaceful farmers of Skylon 4. "Congress Passes Law
Permanently Abolishing War and Space Travel," Laurie read in her newspaper
one morning. The news simultaneously excited her and bored her. She stared
out the window, dreaming of her youth, when the days had passed
unhurriedly
and carefree, with no newspaper to read, no television to distract her
from her sense of innocent wonder at all the beautiful things around her.
"Why must one lose one's innocence to become a woman?" she pondered
wistfully.
(Gary)
Little did she know it, but she had less than 10 seconds to live.
Thousands of miles above the ci ty, the Anu'udrian mothership launched the
first of its lithium fusion missiles. The dim-witted wimpy peaceniks who
pushed the Unilateral Aerospace Disarmament Treaty through the congress
had left Earth a defenceless target for the hostile alien empires who
were determined to destroy the human race. Within two hours after the
passage of the treaty the Anu'udrian ships were on course for Earth,
carrying enough fire power to pulverize the entire planet. With no one to
stop them, they swiftly initiated their diabolical plan. The lithium
Fusion missile entered the atmosphere unimpeded. The President, in his
top-secret mobile submarine headquarters on the ocean floor off the coast
of Guam, felt the inconceivably massive explosion, which vaporized poor,
stupid, Laurie and 85 million other Americans. The President slammed his fist on the
conference table. "We can't allow this! I'm going to veto that treaty!
Let's blow 'em out of the sky!"
(Rebecca)
This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature. My
writing partner is a violent, chauvinistic semi-literate adolescent.
(Gary)
Yeah? Well, you're a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts at
writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. "Oh, shall I have chamomile
tea? Or shall I have some other sort of F***ING TEA??? Oh no, I'm such an
air headed bimbo who reads too many Danielle Steele novels!"
(Rebecca)
Wanker
(Gary)
Bitch
(TEACHER)
A+: I really liked this one
Well "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" because men and women think so differently. This little story may put things into perspective throughout theses "male/female" crisis:
The professor told his class one day: "Today we will experiment with a new
form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair
off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. As homework
tonight, one of you will write the first paragraph of a short story. You
will e-mail your partner that paragraph and send another copy to me. The
partner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraph
to the story and send it back, also sending another copy to me. The first
person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back-and-forth. Remember to
re-read what has been written each time in order to keep the story
coherent. There will be absolutely NO talking outside of the e-mails, and
anything you wish to say must be written in the e-mail. The story is over
when both agree a conclusion has been reached."
The following was actually turned in by two of his English students:
Rebecca and Gary.
THE STORY:
(first paragraph by Rebecca)
At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea she wanted. The
chamomile, which used to be her favourite for lazy evenings at home, now
reminded her too mu ch of Carl, who once said, in happier times, that he
liked chamomile. But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her mind
off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if she thought about him
too much her asthma started acting up again. So chamomile was out of the
question.
(second paragraph by Gary)
Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron now
in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to think about than the
neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with whom he had
spent one sweaty night over a year ago. "A.S. Harris to Geostation 17," he
said into his transgalactic communicator. "Polar orbit established. No
sign of resistance so far..." But before he could sign off a
bluish particle beamflashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through his
ship's cargo bay. The jolt from the direct hit sent him flying out of his
seat and across the cockpit.
(Rebecca)
He bumped his head and died almost immediately, but not before he felt one
last pang of regret for psychically brutalizing the one woman who had ever
had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth stopped its pointless
hostilities towards the peaceful farmers of Skylon 4. "Congress Passes Law
Permanently Abolishing War and Space Travel," Laurie read in her newspaper
one morning. The news simultaneously excited her and bored her. She stared
out the window, dreaming of her youth, when the days had passed
unhurriedly
and carefree, with no newspaper to read, no television to distract her
from her sense of innocent wonder at all the beautiful things around her.
"Why must one lose one's innocence to become a woman?" she pondered
wistfully.
(Gary)
Little did she know it, but she had less than 10 seconds to live.
Thousands of miles above the ci ty, the Anu'udrian mothership launched the
first of its lithium fusion missiles. The dim-witted wimpy peaceniks who
pushed the Unilateral Aerospace Disarmament Treaty through the congress
had left Earth a defenceless target for the hostile alien empires who
were determined to destroy the human race. Within two hours after the
passage of the treaty the Anu'udrian ships were on course for Earth,
carrying enough fire power to pulverize the entire planet. With no one to
stop them, they swiftly initiated their diabolical plan. The lithium
Fusion missile entered the atmosphere unimpeded. The President, in his
top-secret mobile submarine headquarters on the ocean floor off the coast
of Guam, felt the inconceivably massive explosion, which vaporized poor,
stupid, Laurie and 85 million other Americans. The President slammed his fist on the
conference table. "We can't allow this! I'm going to veto that treaty!
Let's blow 'em out of the sky!"
(Rebecca)
This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature. My
writing partner is a violent, chauvinistic semi-literate adolescent.
(Gary)
Yeah? Well, you're a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts at
writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. "Oh, shall I have chamomile
tea? Or shall I have some other sort of F***ING TEA??? Oh no, I'm such an
air headed bimbo who reads too many Danielle Steele novels!"
(Rebecca)
Wanker
(Gary)
Bitch
(TEACHER)
A+: I really liked this one
Bikini Mod
New member
Now THAT was fucking funny!!!
Seems to have been written right here on the good ole c&C board at elite!
Seems to have been written right here on the good ole c&C board at elite!
N
novamanms
Guest
Just reading that makes me sleepy.Erzulie said:
GoldenDelicious
New member
go on, someone else quote that massive fucking story for the 27th time because really, no one read teh damn thing the first time, and post a tiny, stupid little smilie at the bottom
tossers
tossers
Destroyer1986*
New member
GoldenDelicious said:go on, someone else quote that massive fucking story for the 27th time because really, no one read teh damn thing the first time, and post a tiny, stupid little smilie at the bottom
tossers
Man, I would give you way more K but have to recharge bro.
mrdeeznuts
New member
Erzulie said:
I am Erzuile, and I hate men, Hear me vibrate!!!!!!!
The Bigdawg
New member
JavaGuru said:
Hey pencil neck, she doesn't have to worry about that as her ass looks DAMN fine in or out of her jeans.
I should know seeing as that ass belongs to me
The Bigdawg
New member
JavaGuru said:@ pencil neck.....
Don't worry, you will be a man some day.
The Bigdawg
New member
JavaGuru said:I assumed it was one of those situations where you call a big guy tiny or something like that....really. If you want to insult someone at least pretend to put some thought into it.
No need to waste my thoughts.
You need help if you thought I was calling you big.
The Bigdawg
New member
JavaGuru said:I'm sure you can't afford to waste any thoughts.
on you no, that would be seconds of my life wasted that I couldn't get back.
The Bigdawg
New member
JavaGuru said:Dude, I'm jerking your chain.
Keep in mind you insult my wife you insult me. That I won't stand for.
javaguru
Banned
I was giving an example of why women don't want 100% honesty even when they claim too. That is the example most familiar to everyone and there is no right answer. If you say her ass looks fat then you're an insensitive ass, if you say it looks good then you're a liar.The Bigdawg said:
JavaGuru said:I'm sure you can't afford to waste any thoughts.
Since you think that your thoughts are the only ones that matter on this forum, I'm surprised you even consider anyone elses. Has anyone ever told you, besides me, that your love of yourself is atrociously sickening? You seem to think you know everything about women, when you know fuck all. Every word you post on here is dripping with disdain, antagonism, and disrespect, most especially toward women, and you hold yourself on a pedestal that is a creation of your own ridiculous conceit. I guess since no one else views you in the high regard you have placed yourself in, you have to toot your own horn.
Don't you have to run to teach yourself another computer language, or recruit some eight-year-olds for the army, so you can come back and dazzle us (LMFAO) with your accomplishments?
vinylgroover
New member
Erzulie needs a good colon cleansing and i'm happy to administer the cleansing. Too much anxiety can cause the digestive system to back up and a good pipe cleansing is just the trick.......you will think with more clarity my dear and you may even get an orgasm out of it.
JavaGuru said:
1. "Hi Kettle? This is pot javaguru...you're black" It's been plain to me you've been quite serious many times when you felt the need to give us your credentials in order to try to sell your opinion.
2. No worries skippy, I am not "affected" (check your context, Mr. Lawdegree), my self-esteem is intact. Your post was typical.
3. Get real. Some things on here are tongue in cheek, and some aren't. I post my opinion like everyone else, and can joke around and be a smartass too. Your posts here are meant to just stick it to every person you address. Your only goal is to try to make people, mostly women I've observed, feel badly about themselves. If you'll care to get past your nauseating narcissism, you'll see that there are alot of people here who have nice things to say to others, even the smartest of the asses. C&C stands for Chat & Conversation, not Callousness & Conceit.
Cheers!
daytradertwo
New member
WOW good thread!!Most men and women in todays world jump in to realationships to quickley and then end just as quickley to.That is why there are so many divorces in the USA.After 12-18 months of LUST the REAL realationship starts then some people don't know how to deal with a real realationship so they just run to the next person and the cycles starts all over again.I feel so sorry for the kids growing up today they think this is how realationships are supose to be.
daytradertwo
New member
I interact with a lot of people every week I hear what I posted over and over.
vinylgroover
New member
Erzulie said:
its my way of saying you need a good bang in the ass, lol
I know Javaguru for sometime now and as a woman I can say he has treated me with utmost of respect. You two got off on the wrong foot. Not all personalties mesh on this site maybe you two should keep to your mutal corners.jujubes said:
Testosterone boy
New member
bleh....worst thread I've seen in a while I think.
you prefer vibrators to men. Story is over.
you prefer vibrators to men. Story is over.
vinylgroover
New member
EnderJE said:So, you're saying that she's full of shit?
lol......no not at all.......a good bang in the ass does wonders for anxiety
N
novamanms
Guest
Testosterone boy said:
Man, but what a waste. Erz, this isn't e-flirting or an offer to you to sit on my avatar, but if I can keep hope, you can too. There's someone worth your while. I just think it would be more healthy to not worry about it than to be bitter. That's what I had to do to survive, anyway. For all the problems you've had, at least you've experienced love in a reciprocal relationship at one time. Some of us never have, never will, and may not even be capable of it.
I think you are still capable of it, though. If you weren't, it wouldn't piss you off so much.
javaguru
Banned
I apologize you have been unable to differentiate my posts; I will endeavor to be more clear in the future or you can simply ignore them. Considering you are the only one making this claim then I think it's safe to assume the rest of EF "gets it." This thread is obviously about making broad generalizations in regard to the opposite sex, and I posted to that fact. Go back and read the very first post in the thread and tell me it isn't about bashing the opposite sex?jujubes said:
Usage Note: While affect is most often used in the sense of "to influence," whereas effect means to "bring about." The sentence, "These measures may affect savings could imply that the measures may reduce savings that have already been realized." Whereas, "These measures may effect savings implies that the measures will cause new savings to come about." Therefore, in the context of my post using "effect" simply means to bring out new feelings of self-esteem, a new high or low, not to move it along a continuum. It seems appropriate considering your extreme reaction, don't you think?
EnderJE said:Wow, J. This is the second time (Longhorn was the first) you've gone off on someone. Relax.
LOL...Do you account for the amount of times everyone else "goes off"? When I need your advice about who to respond to and how, I'll let you know. The "relax" comment is getting old.
Testosterone boy
New member
Erzulie said:
Damn...I feel like I've been through a date.
Bikini Mod
New member
Now go home alone, a little more broke and sexually frustrated to complete that feeling!Testosterone boy said:
*ducks to avoid flying objects*
