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[Frackal]

Frackal: hey i have no idea how you got on my buddy list but im pretty sure youre a girl so can i ask you a brief question
AwOnDeR04: i guess
Frackal: when you're at a movie with a guy, (say you're a virign) what do you think would be appropriate in terms of sexual contact - that wouldnt freak you out tooo much
Frackal: if you dont answer this you're a fucking idiot
AwOnDeR04: ok im not answering becuz of ur last comment
Frackal: ah jeez i thought you were ignoring me on purpose
Frackal: im sorry please answer O
AwOnDeR04: fuck no get outta here
Frackal: are you a depressed person
AwOnDeR04: oh very
Frackal: how come you wont answer?
AwOnDeR04: cuz ur a rude bastard
Frackal: no i was only joking!
Frackal: i'm sorry
AwOnDeR04: i dont fucking care
Frackal: whats your name on ftj
AwOnDeR04: nada
Frackal: man you're the worst aim chatter ever
AwOnDeR04: so stop chatting with me
Frackal: i bet youre hot
Frackal: are you
Frackal: like one of those tortured hot girls
Frackal: are you blonde or brunette
Frackal: are you there??
AwOnDeR04: no
Frackal: are you hot
Frackal: HELLO!
Frackal wants to send file C:\WINDOWS\Desktop\onlypic1.gif: Here's a pic of me
AwOnDeR04's software does not support file transfer.
Frackal: do you wnat me to send you a pic of me
Frackal: ?
Frackal: i'm pretty attractive
Frackal: i'm 21
Frackal: how old are you
Frackal: fuck this sucks...talking to you is like trying to pick a boogar out of my nose and not being able to find it... have you ever had that happen....youre digging aroud and you know that fuckers in there becuase you pull your finger out you can still feel the boogar in there but its not to be found
Frackal: ?
Frackal: and dont tell me you dont pick your nose becuase i bet you've gone speulunking in there more than once
Frackal: HELLO!!!!!!!
AwOnDeR04: stop talking
Frackal: wait
Frackal: did you like that boogar thing
Frackal: or is it spelled booger?
Frackal: thats a mystery in itself ill tell you that much
AwOnDeR04: its booger
Frackal: being the gifted intellectual that i am you'd think id know that
Frackal: let me ask you this
Frackal: if i ran for senator, woudl you vote for me
Frackal: (i'm handsome and generallyl considered well hung)
AwOnDeR04: i wouldnt kno if it was u
Frackal: well say i told you
Frackal: say i looked into the camera with dovey eyes and proclaimed to YOU AwOnDeR04 that i was the man you spoke with on aim so many years ago, and we had a brief but passionate night of cerebral connection
AwOnDeR04: id think that bastard was a fuckin idiot n then i prolly wouldnt vote at all
Frackal: do you get the impression that i'm a hot guy, 6' tall with tan skin, beautiful thick spiked hair, green eyes and a physique that is magazine quality
AwOnDeR04: not at all
Frackal: thats honestly a genuine description of me
Frackal: along with good bone structure
Frackal: do you like muscular guys
AwOnDeR04: no
Frackal: really
Frackal: whynot
AwOnDeR04: cuz i fuckin dont
Frackal: god youre about as fun as peeling off my fingernails with a molten hot pliers
AwOnDeR04: thats nice
Frackal: do youlike hairy or shaven guys?
Frackal: you know ... "down there" (wink)
Frackal: ;-)

 

[vinylgroover]

LOL

you need to get out more my friend

 

[jerkbox]

Frackal: fuck this sucks...talking to you is like trying to pick a boogar out of my nose and not being able to find it... have you ever had that happen....youre digging aroud and you know that fuckers in there becuase you pull your finger out you can still feel the boogar in there but its not to be found

this line was money man!

 

[jackangel]

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

 

[Devastation]

good work brother

 

[big_bad_buff]

lol