heh heh. Yeah. Wait until one is in your living room, then cry to me about circumstances, honey. The ones who protest the loudest are the first to come cryin' all hysterical-like when the shit hits the fan. ("We don't call no po-po 'round here, umm hmmm", turns quickly into "sir, can you help my baby, sir, dey done shot him all up fo no reason...")
So you "had a bit of an attitude" and got a ticket? Well no shit, dumbass. Here's a tip: Don't expect discretion to swing in your favor if you're an ignorant prick. Most people understand this.
You have incredible logic. If you are already ACCUSED of a crime, you might as well COMMIT a crime???!! Where the fuck did you go to kindergarten? Harlem? Might as well claim 3 kids that aren't yours on your taxes, get all your shit paid for while the rest of us work, and drive around in a $40K SUV while you're at it, playa, 'cause dat's how YOU roll....
I can personally attest to locking up scores of self-described "thugs" for armed robbery, car-jacking, and auto theft. And yeah, it's fun to hear them cry in the backseat when they know that's their ass. Ever been a victim of violent crime? Every cop has his "pet peeves", those were mine. You should stop running into the ones who dislike smart-mouthed pieces of shit. You'll stop gettin' your little bottom spanked...
Go into as much detail as you wish. You'd also be obliged to carpe deez NUTS.