African CPR after MMA fight. SFW

[TableFun]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cFlUOVJyV4I&desktop_uri=/watch?v=cFlUOVJyV4I

 

[PICK3]

we been dueing that to ngrs at Cutter's Men's Room

 

[Aplopez8]

I actually want to know wtf they did that for

 

[WoodyO]

 

[miplank]

I like how the guy smacking his forehead is wearing latex gloves, but the dude jerking him off is going in w/no glove.

 

[-SD-]

I like how the guy smacking his forehead is wearing latex gloves, but the dude jerking him off is going in w/no glove.

gotta check that texture rob

 

[miplank]

Lolollolo

 

[TableFun]

Lmao

 

[digimon7068]

wtf??? at least the ring girl could do the handlin' duties...

that's...just...fucked up...that's what that it

 

[miplank]

wtf??? at least the ring girl could do the handlin' duties...

that's...just...fucked up...that's what that it

*is

 

[WoodyO]

I just gave myself African CPR. They're right, it did give me a surge of adrenaline.

 

[digimon7068]

*is

that too

 

[hardrock]

Consolation prize?

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I337 using EliteFitness

 

[redsamurai]

Chris is so jelly he's pacing.

 

[WoodyO]

Technically they never made eye contact. You know the rules...

 

[dabuffguy]

I actually want to know wtf they did that for

Sensitive nerve stimulation will activate the brain and get the person unconscious to wake up, prevent prolonged unconsciousness that can be dangerous.

Cold water on skin; face, armpits, genitals, palms of hand, bottom of feet, etc.


The guy wasn't waking up so they kept squeezing and stroking his nuts and shaft to get him to wake up. That guy was board stiff when he went out.

 

[WoodyO]

Been there & done that, huh?

 

[musclemom]

Wouldn't it be easier just to use smelling salts?

 

[miplank]

Wouldn't it be easier just to use smelling salts?

where is the fun in that?

 

[WoodyO]

Smelling salts have never made me cum

 

[TableFun]

Sensitive nerve stimulation will activate the brain and get the person unconscious to wake up, prevent prolonged unconsciousness that can be dangerous.

Cold water on skin; face, armpits, genitals, palms of hand, bottom of feet, etc.


The guy wasn't waking up so they kept squeezing and stroking his nuts and shaft to get him to wake up. That guy was board stiff when he went out.

What fucking nonsense are you spewing?

 

[WoodyO]

Man, I love getting a good tug job.

 

[TableFun]

Hey me too! We Franz???

 

[miplank]

What fucking nonsense are you spewing?

call out!!!!!

 

[PICK3]

Sensitive nerve stimulation will activate the brain and get the person unconscious to wake up, prevent prolonged unconsciousness that can be dangerous.

Cold water on skin; face, armpits, genitals, palms of hand, bottom of feet, etc.


The guy wasn't waking up so they kept squeezing and stroking his nuts and shaft to get him to wake up. That guy was board stiff when he went out.

You're knot a doctor fgt

You're knot even a D.O.

 

[WoodyO]

But I bet he knows a lot about self stimulation.

 

[musclemom]

where is the fun in that?

Yeah, but the thing is the dude getting tugged was out cold, the only person who could be having any fun at all is the one doing the work.

I dunno, I've heard that country is very homophobic, maybe this is a form of fulfilling otherwise unacceptable desires?

Seriously, could you imagine if an MMA fighter in this country got knocked out and his trainer started reaching down his trunks instead of snapping an ampule?!?

 

[WoodyO]

Yeah, but the thing is the dude getting tugged was out cold, the only person who could be having any fun at all is the one doing the work.

I dunno, I've heard that country is very homophobic, maybe this is a form of fulfilling otherwise unacceptable desires?

Seriously, could you imagine if an MMA fighter in this country got knocked out and his trainer started reaching down his trunks instead of snapping an ampule?!?

Have you ever watched MMA? It's the most homo thing you will ever see. There isn't anything remotely hetero about it. Everything from the staredown, to the queer fighters pretending to be so deep into their walkout music to the BJJ homo's groping each other on the floor all while Joe Rogan provides play by play. It's only a matter of time until they start pulling their dicks out and cumming on the losers face.

 

[musclemom]

Have you ever watched MMA?

I'm a girl.

It's the most homo thing you will ever see.

You do realize that would have to be pretty g'damned gay, right?

There isn't anything remotely hetero about it. Everything from the staredown, to the queer fighters pretending to be so deep into their walkout music to the BJJ homo's groping each other on the floor all while Joe Rogan provides play by play. It's only a matter of time until they start pulling their dicks out and cumming on the losers face.

Well, in that case I'm definitely not watching it.

When they actually start ejaculating on each other then it might be worthwhile ...

 

[cindylou]

Lol

 

[miplank]

Yeah, but the thing is the dude getting tugged was out cold, the only person who could be having any fun at all is the one doing the work.

I dunno about you, but i'd sure like to wake up to my dick getting tugged on...

 

[zwhit]

by an African tribal man?

 

[miplank]

don't threaten me with a good time

 

[WoodyO]

I've been tuggin' on myself for the last hour or so in my office.

 

[cindylou]

don't threaten me with a good time

 

[miplank]

lololol

 

[zwhit]

lolololol

 

[dabuffguy]

What fucking nonsense are you spewing?

I always make stuff up to sound like I have a clue.

This is nothing new bro.

Carry on.