Advice Appreciated!!!

[1_more_rep]

hey everyone! long time no see but i hope you're all doing well, etc.

ANYWAYS, we have a dance january 22nd at my school and i'm going with this girl...the problem is that EVERY guy on campus is going all out to ask the girls to the dance in a creative way. And the girl that is going with me for sure knows we are going together and we've been looking forward to being together that night for a long time. But she was still saying (in a text) "so when are u going to ask me to formal?!" so yeah...i need ideas on how to CHEAPly make her feel all special and ask her to the dance because other guys are going ALL out. Example of what people are doing: another friend of mine has about 6 or 7 tiny chihuahas so my friend is going to write "winter formal?" on all of their bellies so she reads them and says AWWWE. Thats an example of corny but something cheap that the girl would like.

i figured that i would take her, on friday, to the beach and we could walk around there and maybe get some ice cream or something (forget the diet). and i thought i could win extra points because if it rains i can just take off the jacket and let her wear it, etc. to win points that way .

is there any other cheap way to ask a girl to a dance in a way that she will melt over? advice needed guys! (and ladies...if you have anything to comment on).

i'll be sure to post back on how winter formal goes .

 

[alien amp pharm]

Cut the brake lines on her car.

She wrecks and goes to the ER.

During her extensive hospital stay send her a cake with the words "Will you go with me to the formal?" written on it in icing.

Bake the cake yourself to save money.

 

[nycgirl]

I was never asked to any dances or parties. I was a . I have nothing to add to this thread.

I will subscribe to this thread it will be fun reading the responses from the bitter 30+ men and aap.

Good Luck & Have fun.

 

[javaguru]

Ignore her and treat her like shit; She'll love you for it.

 

[nycgirl]

Wait, this thread won't be complete without responses from Awitty & HT.

 

[alien amp pharm]

lol @ nycgirl calling it like it is

 

[1_more_rep]

Ignore her and treat her like shit; She'll love you for it.

lol so true...all women like that. But im not an asshole

 

[SoKlueles]

Cut the brake lines on her car.

She wrecks and goes to the ER.

During her extensive hospital stay send her a cake with the words "Will you go with me to the formal?" written on it in icing.

Bake the cake yourself to save money.

very creative lol

 

[1_more_rep]

very creative lol

SOKLU you're a woman! help me out here!

 

[BrothaBill]

write her some poetry lol, fucking fag gimmicks

 

[1_more_rep]

write her some poetry lol, fucking fag gimmicks

lol i can't write that crap. i DO feel bad though...she was mad at me for something about a month ago and i looked up poems and found like 3 and cut and pasted the parts that she and i would relate to and told her i wrote it about her. and she was all over me for it! and i didn't even write it .

so i'll need somethin else!

 

[alien amp pharm]

Go to a local farm

Start humping every barnyard animal in sight
(just the smaller ones though, the larger animals can kick really hard resulting in serious injury)

Before they arrest you rip off your shirt and expose the "Sarah will you go with me to the formal?" you strategicly wrote on your chest to the news crews.

Make sure you Tivo it just in case she wasn't watching the news at that moment.

 

[BrothaBill]

lol i can't write that crap. i DO feel bad though...she was mad at me for something about a month ago and i looked up poems and found like 3 and cut and pasted the parts that she and i would relate to and told her i wrote it about her. and she was all over me for it! and i didn't even write it .

so i'll need somethin else!

well if you already gave her poetry and she actually liked it then you should dump her b/c she is creepier than you are for giving it

Just ask her straight out, dont get all evansteve preparing for the shit. Just be yourself and ask. Its not like you are asking her to marry you plus she already brought it up, why you didnt ask her then is odd

 

[jackangel]

you cut and pasted some random shit and passed it off as your own?

class.

 

[PBR]

dinner for two at the Grand Canyon. rent a Helo to fly up to your own pinnalce with a table set for two, (white tablecloth) a waiter will serve you both, then he will leave in the Helo and return upon your request to take you both back...overlooking the GC @ 2000+ ft. is awe-inspiring and there are no distractions. tell your friends to top that.

 

[samoth]

you cut and pasted some random shit and passed it off as your own?

class.

Right?

At least reference the shit with a little superscript roman numeral or something, geez. It's not like she'll notice or even care.

 

[thelion2005]

I was never asked to any dances or parties. I was a . I have nothing to add to this thread.

I will subscribe to this thread it will be fun reading the responses from the bitter 30+ men and aap.

Good Luck & Have fun.

I'm way over 30 and still bitter about the dam 'dating" rituals found in the school years. They favor the female and always castrate the male. You just know she is sitting back judging her offers ... selecting the guy that makes her look best.

Ask her out straight up. If she hesitates or says No ... just move on. Look for the hidden beauty hiding behind the thick glasses or the extra 10 pounds.There will come a time when you will hold all the cards and the females will be asking you out.

Oh yes ... And ask someone that would be fun.

 

[Subzeero]

Depends on how talented you are....


Anyways...


The best advice i can think of, as a man, is not to go overboard with this idea. Because you don't need to spoil women. They will bitterly punish you for doing that. It is not the fact that you need to treat them like shit, it is the fact that you don't need to be sickly sweet.


Do something simple. hmmmmmmmmmmmm....


Take a friend, ask him to harrass your girl in the hall or something. This should be a friend you have had friendly fights before. Then you show up, kick his ass and then turn around and ask her for formal or something.

lol thats corny, i am sorry bro, people and conditions differ, it is not practicle to just pick an idea from an internet forum. How well will that suit you and your girl? only you know.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Take a friend, ask him to harrass your girl in the hall or something. This should be a friend you have had friendly fights before. Then you show up, kick his ass and then turn around and ask her for formal or something.

lol thats corny, i am sorry bro, people and conditions differ, it is not practicle to just pick an idea from an internet forum. How well will that suit you and your girl? only you know.

What happens when the friend playing along still beats his puny ass down while not even trying?

 

[Sub-Zero]

shave ur pubes and write in really small letters above your dick "will you go to formal with me"

and get her to suck ur dick

 

[Y_lifter]

Write her a note asking her to go with you using a sharp
stick and your own shit.

That would scream love and tenderness

 

[nycgirl]

I'm way over 30 and still bitter about the dam 'dating" rituals found in the school years. They favor the female and always castrate the male. You just know she is sitting back judging her offers ... selecting the guy that makes her look best.

Ask her out straight up. If she hesitates or says No ... just move on. Look for the hidden beauty hiding behind the thick glasses or the extra 10 pounds.There will come a time when you will hold all the cards and the females will be asking you out.

Oh yes ... And ask someone that would be fun.

They don't look for her until they are in their late 20's or 30's. Trust me.

 

[Lestat]

pick some wild flowers, tie them together, include a note that says "will you marry me? just kidding, but will you go to the dance with me?"

 

[covergrl80]

You can mail her 8 letters out on the same day, each envelope containing a different word. When she opens each letter she will have to put them together to figure out what your asking!!!

In addition, all of this for the low price of 2.96 cents! Let’s just hope she reads them before throwing them in the trash.


On the other hand, if you do not want to be a very cheap bastard you can send some flowers that same day.

 

[Subzeero]

What happens when the friend playing along still beats his puny ass down while not even trying?

in that case he would have to make sure his "friend" is a Heman action figure.