Acts of service

[smurf2]

Today my husband did the dishes. I think he's trying to get laid?

 

[WoodyO]

Rim job. Definitely.

 

[smurf2]

He took a shower too. Youre prolly right

 

[WoodyO]

Does he keep his butthole waxed?

 

[smurf2]

I'm not skerred

 

[WoodyO]

Careful - he might be gassy from the Chobani still.

 

[PICK3]

i gave a homeless guy a reach around today

 

[smurf2]

Oh good point


I'm wet/ovulating

 

[WoodyO]

red wings?

 

[smurf2]

No. Ovulating, not menstruating. lol