I can shove my massive world champion body builder toe up your ass! HAHA! i bet you would like that. one time when i was filming jingle all the way one of santas fat baby helper elf tried to get a peak of me in the shower. i noticed him but did not immediately take action. he started touching his baby penis so i quickly threw my bar of austrian soap of which my mother handcrafted from gorilla fat at his puny midget chest. i jumped out of the shower and pointed my finger at him to laugh, but accidentally poked his brain through the tile wall with my finger. they did not make a sequel of jingle all the way.