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[tiger88]

Re: Re: ?? about cock

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explain mia bro?

 

[ChefWide]

Somebody, suck his caulk

 

[Smurfy]

Re: Re: Re: ?? about cock

explain mia bro?

you are fuckin funny. thats all. i need to keep xtra thongs in my purse from now on i am peeing myself from your posts. you rock.

 

[Alkybanshee]

I can't wait to show this thread to everyone. Thanks Tiger for always making us laugh. Good luck with your Cock.

 

[Pikaia]

oh shit this is the best thread ever.

 

[leemachine07]

Ive never laughed so much alone

 

[Lao Tzu]

first off, are you sure you have enough cock on hand? it'd be a shame if you were putting new cock into the bath tube and realized you had to go uptown to get some more cock.

After applying the cock liberally, some people are tempted to use a hairdryer to shrink the cock and make it stick. I would not advise this as it makes the cock brittle nad prone to flaking off. YOu want that cock to hold that crack together for years and speeding up your attempts to dry the cock will be trading short term gain for long term problems.

 

[Heahy Minister]

After applying the cock liberally, some people are tempted to use a hairdryer to shrink the cock and make it stick. I would not advise this as it makes the cock brittle nad prone to flaking off. YOu want that cock to hold that crack together for years and speeding up your attempts to dry the cock will be trading short term gain for long term problems.

No bro you are mistaken there. Heat makes cock grow, cold makes cock shrink.

lol

 

[Lao Tzu]

No bro you are mistaken there. Heat makes cock grow, cold makes cock shrink.

lol

i dont know about that. I've put cock in about 40 bath tubes so far so i have a pretty good idea of how to keep cock hard and sticky so that nobody else needs to put new cock in there for a few years or more. My cocking jobs are the stuff of legend.

 

[Heahy Minister]

ok get your minds out of the gutter


herre is the 411

i have a bath tube and the cock is starting to come off , should i just take a razor and remove all the old stuff? or just lay cock over the old stuff?


thanx for reading my post

Tiger how does the old cock feel? It is soft or firm? Get a nice chunk in your hand and squeeze it then let me know how it is. Also, has the old cock developed any abrasions, mold, or smeg?

You may be able to get away with laying new cock over old cock.

lol