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First off... no pics of Curly Top!!! HAHAHAHAHAAAAA For the second month in a row. Damn, I may subscribe here.
Ok, the cover. Some skank in a bathing suit. Uggghhh! I almost changed my mind about stealing it from the gym due to this bimbo on the cover. Oh yeah, advertising some swimsuit special inside. (As if)
Page 10 - That damn Animal Pak ad about Squat til you puke. I am so tired of seeing that. Fat ass dude. And his puke is white. He eat chalk or something? damn.
Page 14 - Cutler... Another Chris Lund Homosexual Gym Wear Suck Fest. Sky blue lifting shoes... matching sky blue tank top, black/grey and sky blue spandex Daisy Duke shorts... Damn. Doesn't everyone see how lame and sorry Lund dresses his models? WTF ever happened to those "REAL" photos of bodybuilders that used to run in the 80's early 90's? Hell those of Arnold were true classics. At least his sweat was real and not spritzed on. Looks like he grabs these duds from Homo EuroTrash boutiques.
Page 16... Muscle Tech ad... what a way to start off the mag...
Page 32 - Tom Prince. Still ugly.
Page 53 - Gunter. Awesome Pic. He is a bit down in overall size, but it REALLY makes him look like a German Bob Paris. He has flawless symmentry here. His conditioning (while not stage ready) is still flawless. Beautiful body. Looks like a bodybuilder from Arnold's time. Like Arnold and Serge Nubert (sp?) all rolled into one.
Page 53 (also) - Chris Aceto. WTF?? I remember pics of him back in the 90's when Laura Crevella (sp?) was the new "in" thing. He had some decent mass, very nice legs. Here he is pale (ghost white) and skinny as a bean pole. Fucking nerd. I hate these mofos that are bodybuilding "gurus" and look like shit. At least Charles Glass applies his specialty to himself and looks like it.
Page 56 - Nasser. Still claiming it was scar tissue in his rear delts. And still claiming his career isn't over. Talk to the hand.
Page 56 - Levrone. Ok first let me say that I really like Levrone. I have given him tons of praise in the past. He should have a Sandow or two to his credit already. I have also given him tons of criticism as well. I think he is lazy and unmotivated in bodybuilding. If he trained year around, not even Ronnie could touch him. In the past couple of months, it has been coming more evident that he has ZERO friends. Too many accounts of him screwing people over are popping up. He is said to be selfish and point blank ripping people off, including the guys who supply him with the things he needs to compete. Whole lot of unhappy people out there. In this article it is talking about his remarriage to his ex wife. Any doubts I had about him being selfish and nice guy were killed with this quote from him. (on his wife) "Now I have someone to fix my meals, go grocery shopping for me, and pick me up from the gym". Damn, point blank loser-user right there. Thing is, he suddenly did not have any interest in her until he had to sell his house and move in with her again. Kevin apparently is having severe financial problems.
Page 58 - pic of Levrone and Chris C at the SOS. Chris beat the shit out of him in the pics. But Kevin placed ahead of him. Unless he gets back in the gym FULL TIME, Kevin will soon find him in Nassar land. Which is unfortunate for one of the most genetically gifted and beautiful physiques out there.
Page 64 - spread on Matt Duvall. He needs to learn how to smile.
Page 86 - Delt training article with Tommy Thorvildsen and Claude Grouix. Damn that Tommy has some horrendous acne going on. All over his arms and shoulders. And a moon face. OH yeah. He looks gay as hell too. My gaydar is beeping. But he's ugly. And has a mullet. Oh in case you are wondering, LUnd dressed these two as well. If I were a pro, I would DEMAND that I chose my own wardrobe for photo shoots.
Page 99-125. WTF? Some herion chics. Oh wait, this is suppose to be the swimsuit thing. ****flips forward***** I can smell the tuna scent wafting up.
132-141 - Jay and his leg training article.
page 144 - Nice nutrition article. Great for newbies. Or anyone off the ana board as half them bitches over there can't grow despite high androgen levels.
Page 160 Nationals NPC coverage. How the fuck did Matt win? Damn, Kris Dim has him beat to hell in every single photo. Matt looked good, but Dim has a better chest, abs and lat width than Matt. And much better conditioning. His arms look better too. Even though Matt is known for his, Dim's is killing him. Also in the pic, Duvall has these strange bruises on his chest. Right besides the nipples. I mean, perfectly medial to his nipples. They are blackish and purple. Looks like Ric Flair laid into him with some chops. Page 162, you can still see them. Almost like little bumps there. (Dim still kicking ass on stage in that pic too)
Page 169 - the light heavy class. Dim steam rolled this class. In second place is Roc Shabazz. I read his real name is Rashid. WTF?? Ain't nothing worse than a nickname you picked out for yourself and trying to pass it off as cool and original. And the little gypsy is bow-legged too. With calves like mosquito bites. It is scarey to think that if Dim didn't compete, this munchkin would have won a pro-card. At least Curly Top would have some help carrying other pros bags around now, if that had happened.
Page 178 - Teenage boys contest...err... I mean the Womens NPC show. Opps. Can't tell the difference. Except they wearing bras.
Page 208 - Street Scene. big surprise Curly Top wasn't busting in the pics hugging on these guys just to get his pic in the mag. There is some guy, Willie that is listed as 35 years old. They must have transposed his numbers. He looks more like 53. Bald and as much muscle as a shaved chichauau.
Page 294 - Lee Haney and Flex Wheeler. Now Lee doesn't work out anymore and hasn't really in about 10 years. But in this pic, he still dwarfs Flex. Damn and Haney only looks to weigh 220 or so. Flex is a pipsqueak. Illness not withstanding it is very evident that Flex dependent on an obscene level of drugs to get his size. Damn, he looks like a girl scout here.
Page 301 - That awesome pic of Lee Priest for Twin Lab. DAMN!!!
And this concludes this months... if you didn't buy it, don't worry, you didn't miss anything.
Ok, the cover. Some skank in a bathing suit. Uggghhh! I almost changed my mind about stealing it from the gym due to this bimbo on the cover. Oh yeah, advertising some swimsuit special inside. (As if)
Page 10 - That damn Animal Pak ad about Squat til you puke. I am so tired of seeing that. Fat ass dude. And his puke is white. He eat chalk or something? damn.
Page 14 - Cutler... Another Chris Lund Homosexual Gym Wear Suck Fest. Sky blue lifting shoes... matching sky blue tank top, black/grey and sky blue spandex Daisy Duke shorts... Damn. Doesn't everyone see how lame and sorry Lund dresses his models? WTF ever happened to those "REAL" photos of bodybuilders that used to run in the 80's early 90's? Hell those of Arnold were true classics. At least his sweat was real and not spritzed on. Looks like he grabs these duds from Homo EuroTrash boutiques.
Page 16... Muscle Tech ad... what a way to start off the mag...
Page 32 - Tom Prince. Still ugly.
Page 53 - Gunter. Awesome Pic. He is a bit down in overall size, but it REALLY makes him look like a German Bob Paris. He has flawless symmentry here. His conditioning (while not stage ready) is still flawless. Beautiful body. Looks like a bodybuilder from Arnold's time. Like Arnold and Serge Nubert (sp?) all rolled into one.
Page 53 (also) - Chris Aceto. WTF?? I remember pics of him back in the 90's when Laura Crevella (sp?) was the new "in" thing. He had some decent mass, very nice legs. Here he is pale (ghost white) and skinny as a bean pole. Fucking nerd. I hate these mofos that are bodybuilding "gurus" and look like shit. At least Charles Glass applies his specialty to himself and looks like it.
Page 56 - Nasser. Still claiming it was scar tissue in his rear delts. And still claiming his career isn't over. Talk to the hand.
Page 56 - Levrone. Ok first let me say that I really like Levrone. I have given him tons of praise in the past. He should have a Sandow or two to his credit already. I have also given him tons of criticism as well. I think he is lazy and unmotivated in bodybuilding. If he trained year around, not even Ronnie could touch him. In the past couple of months, it has been coming more evident that he has ZERO friends. Too many accounts of him screwing people over are popping up. He is said to be selfish and point blank ripping people off, including the guys who supply him with the things he needs to compete. Whole lot of unhappy people out there. In this article it is talking about his remarriage to his ex wife. Any doubts I had about him being selfish and nice guy were killed with this quote from him. (on his wife) "Now I have someone to fix my meals, go grocery shopping for me, and pick me up from the gym". Damn, point blank loser-user right there. Thing is, he suddenly did not have any interest in her until he had to sell his house and move in with her again. Kevin apparently is having severe financial problems.
Page 58 - pic of Levrone and Chris C at the SOS. Chris beat the shit out of him in the pics. But Kevin placed ahead of him. Unless he gets back in the gym FULL TIME, Kevin will soon find him in Nassar land. Which is unfortunate for one of the most genetically gifted and beautiful physiques out there.
Page 64 - spread on Matt Duvall. He needs to learn how to smile.
Page 86 - Delt training article with Tommy Thorvildsen and Claude Grouix. Damn that Tommy has some horrendous acne going on. All over his arms and shoulders. And a moon face. OH yeah. He looks gay as hell too. My gaydar is beeping. But he's ugly. And has a mullet. Oh in case you are wondering, LUnd dressed these two as well. If I were a pro, I would DEMAND that I chose my own wardrobe for photo shoots.
Page 99-125. WTF? Some herion chics. Oh wait, this is suppose to be the swimsuit thing. ****flips forward***** I can smell the tuna scent wafting up.
132-141 - Jay and his leg training article.
page 144 - Nice nutrition article. Great for newbies. Or anyone off the ana board as half them bitches over there can't grow despite high androgen levels.
Page 160 Nationals NPC coverage. How the fuck did Matt win? Damn, Kris Dim has him beat to hell in every single photo. Matt looked good, but Dim has a better chest, abs and lat width than Matt. And much better conditioning. His arms look better too. Even though Matt is known for his, Dim's is killing him. Also in the pic, Duvall has these strange bruises on his chest. Right besides the nipples. I mean, perfectly medial to his nipples. They are blackish and purple. Looks like Ric Flair laid into him with some chops. Page 162, you can still see them. Almost like little bumps there. (Dim still kicking ass on stage in that pic too)
Page 169 - the light heavy class. Dim steam rolled this class. In second place is Roc Shabazz. I read his real name is Rashid. WTF?? Ain't nothing worse than a nickname you picked out for yourself and trying to pass it off as cool and original. And the little gypsy is bow-legged too. With calves like mosquito bites. It is scarey to think that if Dim didn't compete, this munchkin would have won a pro-card. At least Curly Top would have some help carrying other pros bags around now, if that had happened.
Page 178 - Teenage boys contest...err... I mean the Womens NPC show. Opps. Can't tell the difference. Except they wearing bras.
Page 208 - Street Scene. big surprise Curly Top wasn't busting in the pics hugging on these guys just to get his pic in the mag. There is some guy, Willie that is listed as 35 years old. They must have transposed his numbers. He looks more like 53. Bald and as much muscle as a shaved chichauau.
Page 294 - Lee Haney and Flex Wheeler. Now Lee doesn't work out anymore and hasn't really in about 10 years. But in this pic, he still dwarfs Flex. Damn and Haney only looks to weigh 220 or so. Flex is a pipsqueak. Illness not withstanding it is very evident that Flex dependent on an obscene level of drugs to get his size. Damn, he looks like a girl scout here.
Page 301 - That awesome pic of Lee Priest for Twin Lab. DAMN!!!
And this concludes this months... if you didn't buy it, don't worry, you didn't miss anything.
