bluepeter said:Way to go with fucking up the screen width perk![]()
Scotsman said:Perk that's a lot of cock.
Allon said:I just thought that some people here apart from myself are also confused about all of this,
HumorMe said:Just the noobies.
Allon said:I refuse to be new, fill me in and tell me that that kid in AAP's gallery is not AAP!!!
why the anal ass?Lestat said:AAP = Anal Ass Plorer
he's not gay, its all a scam.
HumorMe said:I haven't looked at his gallery for fear of seeing something I don't want to but I think that kid is the kid all of us sponsored by contributing money for him to go on a field trip to Washington D.C.
sorry to dissapointstrangebrew said:Wtf? He's not gay. You should be banned for making such accusations.
Allon said:BTW, thats cool that you sponsored that kid.
JA is not a gay, he is an eccentric.
Allon said:BTW, thats cool that you sponsored that kid.
JA is not a gay, he is an eccentric.
Allon said:AAP, are you gay or not? Answer me and elaborate goddammit!!!!![]()
perkele said:Does it REALLY matter?
AAP said:AAP = straight and has a big titty neighbor. I'm gonna nail that ass soon.
aap = gay and throws all kinds of parties of debauchery nature.
Alien Amp Pharm = not sure who he is. Just heard he has some mad photoshop skills.
Mods are allowed to have one alter. That is so we can get into pissing contests with members without them fearing we are going to abuse our mod powers and bully them. Also, an old unwritten rule in the past was that when someone was made a mod, they had to get a new EF username. Hence the reason Shadow = Corn = Cornholio and WODIN = Yalgamure = Botyhaha or whatever those names were that he picked out. I was Anal AssPlorer but took the name AAP when I became mod. Then I got an alter, but a couple of fags on here complained about the nature of the stories I was posting. Then I got another one but people found out who I was (Hansel) and I had to come up with a new one. But I think it was deactivated because I haven't logged in with it in 3 weeks. I will have to go check. Let me see if I can log in and I will post on here. Else, I will get a new alter in the next couple days.
Lestat said:Juice Authority did juice but I wouldn't say he looked like shit, that is harsh.
Allon said:LMAO, nothing you say can be interpretted as either real or not.
AAP = DIRK.
END OF STORY.
From Zero said:For as much gear as that dude was on? Come on.
4everhung said:AAP is afraid of real pussy
AAP said:How much was he on?
Allon said:aaah and let me add, I am not gay, but have no problems with gayness, I like the fact that gays exist, dunno why, just always felt that the fact that some men are atraccted to men is cool. I have gay friends and have experimented myself but it is not for me... wish it was, mhy sex life would be so much easier.
Anyway, it really does not matter in general, but regarding AAP it is time I understood when things are a joke and when they are not.
tiger88 said:i remember one cycle was bout like
750 mg sust
50 mg dbol
100 mg ed tren
he was a nice guy didnt mean to harsh but he juyiced so much and so hard and coulda saw those results i bet with just creatine. (i think JA dint respond well to AAS
hot got a ton of side effects too
tiger88 said:i remember one cycle was bout like
750 mg sust
50 mg dbol
100 mg ed tren
he was a nice guy didnt mean to harsh but he juyiced so much and so hard and coulda saw those results i bet with just creatine. (i think JA dint respond well to AAS
hot got a ton of side effects too
Big Rick Rock said:Please elaborate...
I knew I liked pussy since the day my momma was giving birth to me and I keept poping my head in and out... No fucking experimentation need going on here...
But please tell us the lengths you went to give yourself the gay test.
-BRR
4everhung said:enlighten me AAP
how many different angles can you fuck an ass
I know involving a vagina there are all sorts of tricks
Big Rick Rock said:I like the dude, he was a solid bro... I lost a lot of respect for him when he made a thread about how he is trying to get his wife pregnant and gave her 150mg of Clomid to help her ovulate, all without a doctor's supervision.
I was like, "Man! just bang her! put the drugs down for a minute and throw her legs up on your shoulders and whoop that pussy till cream oozes out out it... Put the drugs down." Not in those words but that was the general idea.
-BRR
Allon said:LOL, does it really matter? Who gives a fuck???
just kidding.
I may elaborate one day.
4everhung said:hey AAP can you grow muscle w/o juice?
heh bro?
Big Rick Rock said:Come on bro, stop being a lil biotch. You going to throw a comment like that outhere and then not tell us the back story?
-BRR
Allon said:Oh well, seeing you asked so nice and stuff... well ok then
basically I like it when girls play with my ass, what can I say.
So it got me thinking of gays, then a few years later some guy came onto me and I just went with it, couldn't kiss him but got an amazing blowjob and retuirned the favor. that was some time ago. not really for me but may happen again.
Allon said:Please don't faint.
Puddles said:Did that story make you cream your jeans?
Allon said:Please don't faint.
HumorMe said:Damn...this thread has turned wildly.![]()
Big Rick Rock said:Not as much as your posts about how you like to watch your man bang other chicks... If every woman in America was like you, there would be less than 1% divorce rate. I love you.
-BRR
Allon said:no did not swallow, yuck, but if it turned me on I would do it!
you should try it, guys give AWESOME BJ's. I was literrally in another dimension.
However, I think about womens bodies 95% of thetime since I was 10 so it was just an experience for me. Big fucking deal. Get a life.
Allon said:no did not swallow, yuck, but if it turned me on I would do it!
you should try it, guys give AWESOME BJ's. I was literrally in another dimension.
However, I think about womens bodies 95% of thetime since I was 10 so it was just an experience for me. Big fucking deal. Get a life.
JustJacked said:Dude. I just lost all respect for you. What the fuck are you thinkin? Keep that shit to yourself.
Allon said:Oh well, seeing you asked so nice and stuff... well ok then
basically I like it when girls play with my ass, what can I say.
So it got me thinking of gays, then a few years later some guy came onto me and I just went with it, couldn't kiss him but got an amazing blowjob and retuirned the favor. that was some time ago. not really for me but may happen again.
Allon said:no did not swallow, yuck, but if it turned me on I would do it!
you should try it, guys give AWESOME BJ's. I was literrally in another dimension.
However, I think about womens bodies 95% of thetime since I was 10 so it was just an experience for me. Big fucking deal. Get a life.
JustJacked said:Dude. I just lost all respect for you. What the fuck are you thinkin? Keep that shit to yourself.
AAP said:Ya'll be cheering like a muthafucka when I post shit like that.
excuseAAP said:If you can't grow muscle w/o juice, you are only going to do a piss poor job while on it.
I didn't start juicing until a year and half ago. I was 28 years old.
justjacked said:When you post shit like that I find it funny cause I think your just fucking around. Hes being serious!

not what I meantAAP said:Literally thousands... here are some angles I have done.
The Dinner Scam Angle - you fuck him only cause he bought you dinner at an expensive resturant.
The Stepping Stone Angle - you don't like him, but you fuck him anyway, just so you can meet his better looking friend.
The Discount Angle - he works at Saks. Gets 35% off. Nuff said.
The Closet Door's Ajar Angle - it's his last day of vacation before he leaves to go home. You fuck him. Rather brutishily too. So when he goes back to work the next day people wonder why he is walking funny.
The Compton Angle - you fuck him. While your buddy sneaks in the front door and cleans the house out.
The Bitch Angle - you fuck him. Better than he has ever been fucked before, or ever will be. Then you don't return his calls or answer his emails. When you run into him 2 months later, you inform him he was "just a trick".
Allon said:Am I?
AAP, what the fuck!!! Are you gay or not???!!!
JustJacked said:Man, this board is fucked! People pretending they are gay, people pretending they are not gay. What the hell is going on here? We need to stop fucking with eachother......Nah fuck that. Its too fun!
strangebrew said:I think this whole thread was a ploy for allon to score AAP's digits.
Allon said:Ok, seeing AAP is being somewhat vaugue on the matter. People, please post your HONEST opinions regarding his sexual preference.
Feel free to voice your opinions about mine and dumboy's as well.
Allon said:He used to be called deterasl, then he changed it to deterass after I gave him the new nickname.
He is not harmfull enough to be an ass so he is now just known as dumboy.
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