I is here. Just not much anymore. Cause too many cry baby sissy ass muthapluckers on here do nothing but whine whine WHINE.
You should see some of the PMs 'Letto was getting. Easy to tell who got picked on during recess when they were little. Can't imagine how those sissies would have lasted on this board back in 2002-2004 when it was at it's raunchiest peak.
Got my HalloScreamScheme all plotted out. Check this shit.... When a car comes along that got 2 chilluns in it (same baby mama, different baby daddy, different prison zip codes and all that)... I am going to give one them a small trial size bag of Cheetos. You know... the bags that are the size of your palm and have about 6 total Cheetos in it (and 2 are broken). Well one of the chilluns is getting that. The other chillun is getting....
ready?
.... an apple.
Is that fucking genius OR WHAT??
Think about it. The no kid wants an apple right? And the Cheetos bag is like the Devil. It has just enough Cheetos in it for a quick snack, but not enough to share. So Chillun Wid De Cheetos is gonna open that bag in the car cause it ain't big enough to save for later. Chillun Wid De Apple gonna want some. Cheeto Child gonna say "Naw way man".
Gimme some.
NO.
Gimme some.
No.
Gimm....
Dey all gone nows.
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then the back seat fight gonna break out with dissings and purple drank flying all over the place while Mama Rat scream at them while on the Pay As You Go cell phone and with a cigerette in the other hand.
I expect I95 to be shut down for days until all the debris is cleaned up.