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A VP just challlenged me to eat a tray of bagels

Do It!
 
Seashell said:
You can do it!!

Wash them down with 45 R-ala caps and you should be all good. :)

greatest advice ever!!

and, if I puke, I will intentionally puke on the fat girl that wears the small witch pointy shoes that make her feet look like a buntcake.
 
KillahBee said:
greatest advice ever!!

and, if I puke, I will intentionally puke on the fat girl that wears the small witch pointy shoes that make her feet look like a buntcake.


haha.

:evil:

she'll be bummed that you get to eat all the bagels, I know she'll want a couple/
 
lol thats right u go puke at the fat girl. oh btw who paying for the bagels? if he is then go for it. no second thoughts even.
 
plain bagel: 240 calories

grand total: 3600cal

Fat: 30g
Carbohydrates: 675grams
Protein: 157.5grams

now thats if their plain 3oz bagels, granted you'll probably be eating an assortment that will be bigger than 3oz, multiply the above numbers by ~1.3.
 
UA_Iron said:
plain bagel: 240 calories

grand total: 3600cal

Fat: 30g
Carbohydrates: 675grams
Protein: 157.5grams

now thats if their plain 3oz bagels, granted you'll probably be eating an assortment that will be bigger than 3oz, multiply the above numbers by ~1.3.


Dick - I'm bulking! ;)
 
:worried: I hope he hasn't died from bagel-overdose..

Bump for an update... you better have downed 4 by now... the clock is ticking..
 
strongsmartsexy said:
:sick: So much for ketosis

Ketosis my ass, sizzletits. I also just found out that there is a company happy hour after work! Oh, I am going to give these people a night to never forget.
 
12 and kicking boys!!!! I am wshing it down with a cool Heineken. I feel like I may explode though... and I have no chance of concentrating on work.. I have about and hour to finish 3 more (easier than it sounds). God I am never going to be able to sleep tonight....
 
Bran987 said:
btw you are awesome

LMAO - no you are! Yeah, we have a fully stocked beer fridge 24/7. Heiny, Amstel, Guinness, Bud, Sam - pretty much anything. I work for probably the coolest company in the world. We also have a built-in putting green and cup as well as a Pop-s-Shot
 
KillahBee said:
LMAO - no you are! Yeah, we have a fully stocked beer fridge 24/7. Heiny, Amstel, Guinness, Bud, Sam - pretty much anything. I work for probably the coolest company in the world. We also have a built-in putting green and cup as well as a Pop-s-Shot

you MUST be in advertising
 
UA_Iron said:
plain bagel: 240 calories

grand total: 3600cal

Fat: 30g
Carbohydrates: 675grams
Protein: 157.5grams

now thats if their plain 3oz bagels, granted you'll probably be eating an assortment that will be bigger than 3oz, multiply the above numbers by ~1.3.
157g protein in fucking 15 bagels?

if your bulking do it man...thats alot of carbs but who the fuck cares its a one time thing, make it ur cheat day
 
SublimeZM said:
157g protein in fucking 15 bagels?

if your bulking do it man...thats alot of carbs but who the fuck cares its a one time thing, make it ur cheat day

it's not complete protein though.

you're a little late for the advice, he's already down to his last bagel!
 
SublimeZM said:
oh, then congrats.

complete protein? i havnt visited the diet forum in a whille...

wtfs the difference

it's like the protein from beans or rice or peanuts

it doesn't have all the amino acids necessary for your body to utilize it as muscle building

either you have to eat vegetables with complementary amino acids that add together to have all the amino acids to make them 'complete' or you have to eat food that already has complete protein like milk, eggs, fish, powder, etc
 
GAME FUCKING OVER!!!!!!!!


VP FUCKING PWNED BY KILLAHBEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


My stomach looks like I am 5 months pregnant and I feel like crying, but I fucking won the bet!! I am now going to happy hour where it is pretty much garauntees I will vomit in front of the entrie company.


"I would like to thank all my EF peeps for sticking with me and providing me with the strenght and courage to succeed. Praise be to Allah!!!"
 
KillahBee said:
GAME FUCKING OVER!!!!!!!!


VP FUCKING PWNED BY KILLAHBEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


My stomach looks like I am 5 months pregnant and I feel like crying, but I fucking won the bet!! I am now going to happy hour where it is pretty much garauntees I will vomit in front of the entrie company.


"I would like to thank all my EF peeps for sticking with me and providing me with the strenght and courage to succeed. Praise be to Allah!!!"

Holy shit Killah you the man! Don't forget to aim that puck at the chick with the witch shoes!
 
KillahBee said:
GAME FUCKING OVER!!!!!!!!


VP FUCKING PWNED BY KILLAHBEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


My stomach looks like I am 5 months pregnant and I feel like crying, but I fucking won the bet!! I am now going to happy hour where it is pretty much garauntees I will vomit in front of the entrie company.


"I would like to thank all my EF peeps for sticking with me and providing me with the strenght and courage to succeed. Praise be to Allah!!!"

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh HELL YES

demand a raise at happy hour and then throw up on the floor to show your dedication!!
 
You da man! You da fucking man Bee!
 
KillahBee said:
GAME FUCKING OVER!!!!!!!!


VP FUCKING PWNED BY KILLAHBEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Congratulations! Way to take one for the team!
 
You did it, you did it...best time to drink is after eating alot of bread and pasta....sure you didn't get hammered at all....plus you came outwith $50...
 
Unfortuneately, KBee, it may have been you that got 'owned'....

15 bagels? You should have split them in half and said to the VP: "I'll race you for $500. Whoever eats theirs fastest walks with the cash." That way he was included in the totally childish activity, putting you on the same level. Most of the time the goof is not about eating the blah or drinking the blah blah for the money, its to see the schmuck actually eat or drink like a fucking fool. This way, he got to make you look like a neandrafuck that will do whatever Massa tells him to do for $50.

My way you could have gotten the real money, and he doen't get the opportunity to make you look like 'the asshole that ate 15 bagels' freak for only $50.

"I can't believe muscle boy ate all those fucking bagels... what an assnozzle!"

:rolleyes:
 
ChefWide said:
Unfortuneately, KBee, it may have been you that got 'owned'....

15 bagels? You should have split them in half and said to the VP: "I'll race you for $500. Whoever eats theirs fastest walks with the cash." That way he was included in the totally childish activity, putting you on the same level. Most of the time the goof is not about eating the blah or drinking the blah blah for the money, its to see the schmuck actually eat or drink like a fucking fool. This way, he got to make you look like a neandrafuck that will do whatever Massa tells him to do for $50.

My way you could have gotten the real money, and he doen't get the opportunity to make you look like 'the asshole that ate 15 bagels' freak for only $50.

"I can't believe muscle boy ate all those fucking bagels... what an assnozzle!"

:rolleyes:

Damn Chefwide - you know they have decaf nowadays too, right? Yeah, I could have stood there and negotiated with him and whatnot, but it was all for a laugh. Good clean American fun. PS - nobody would ever refer to me as muscle boy due to my lack of muscles. Maybe fatboy is more appropriate. Or even LookslikeheworksoutabitbutprobablycantevenbenchhisweightBoy.
 
Well maybe around the office you will have a new nickname - Bagelboy or Bagelkillah
 
KillahBee said:
Damn Chefwide - you know they have decaf nowadays too, right? Yeah, I could have stood there and negotiated with him and whatnot, but it was all for a laugh. Good clean American fun. PS - nobody would ever refer to me as muscle boy due to my lack of muscles. Maybe fatboy is more appropriate. Or even LookslikeheworksoutabitbutprobablycantevenbenchhisweightBoy.

Decaf?! I am so wired right now I have to drink my water in a driving cup so I don't slosh it onto my crotch... hmmm... maybe... nahhh..... be right back.
 
KillahBee said:

At least I am not on 125/ED clen, 100/ed t3, 3500mg green tea/ed... then my coffee really would be a problem.
 
It took me two days to figure out that KillahBee's avatar was of a hand in a strap.

I thought it was some weird tattooed, bald, quadruple amputee strapped to a bench. I think I need new glasses.
 
Mr. dB said:
It took me two days to figure out that KillahBee's avatar was of a hand in a strap.

I thought it was some weird tattooed, bald, quadruple amputee strapped to a bench. I think I need new glasses.

Funny shit - I just changed the avi about a second before you posted this! Yeah, it was a chalky hand holding a belt.
 
ChefWide said:
Unfortuneately, KBee, it may have been you that got 'owned'....

15 bagels? You should have split them in half and said to the VP: "I'll race you for $500. Whoever eats theirs fastest walks with the cash." That way he was included in the totally childish activity, putting you on the same level. Most of the time the goof is not about eating the blah or drinking the blah blah for the money, its to see the schmuck actually eat or drink like a fucking fool. This way, he got to make you look like a neandrafuck that will do whatever Massa tells him to do for $50.

My way you could have gotten the real money, and he doen't get the opportunity to make you look like 'the asshole that ate 15 bagels' freak for only $50.

"I can't believe muscle boy ate all those fucking bagels... what an assnozzle!"

:rolleyes:


Bagelkillah, owned by the bagel cook
 
KillahBee said:
Funny shit - I just changed the avi about a second before you posted this! Yeah, it was a chalky hand holding a belt.

So, if you look at the pic the right way, can you see my bald amputee? He's rocking out, or head-banging, playing air guitar while strapped to a table or bench. It's awesome. The thumb is his left stump.

I REALLY need new glasses.
 
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