a riddle

[tuc biscuit]

A man had to choose from three women for his wife, he gave them each $2,000 and told them to do what they pleased with it.

The first one went out and bought lavish gifts for both herslef and the man.

The second one put $1,000 in the bank and went out and bought gifts with the remaining $1,000.

The third one put all $2,000 in the bank and bought no gifts at all.

Which woman did he choose?

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The one with the biggest tits of course.

 

[SoreArms]

I need more clues

 

[Beachbum1546]

heard it.

 

[gymrat]

that's not a riddle, dick

 

[supersizeme]

t-bone will you teach me to hold lightning in my hand

 

[KillahBee]

The one with the biggest tits of course.

He chose PoyeBoy???

 

[PHATchik]

 

[tuc biscuit]

t-bone will you teach me to hold lightning in my hand

I only teach people who know how to work hard in the gym, people who say no to 'pussy shit'..........so sorry.

 

[supersizeme]

oh damn. if this is about my ribbon twirling, it's harder than it sounds. sometimes you can get caught up in the ribbon and it'll chafe the shit out of you regardless of how thick your leotard is

c'mon man. just give me a hint. i got 6" wrists and have no doubt i could wield lightning better than Raiden

 

[tuc biscuit]

the first ingredient is a 500 pound deadlift

then you gotta be able to dumbell curl the 90's

 

[supersizeme]

yeah i can't do any of that. what if we were to fight one on one in the next UFC and you tapped out right when the bell rang to start the match? how bout then?

 

[tuc biscuit]

yeah, I suppose, as long as big John made sure I was ready beforehand then I could teach you

 

[supersizeme]

now we're talkin. i bet you'd be pissed if i whipped lightning at you and then ran off right after you finished teaching me. did you know your forearm is bigger than my calf?

 

[tuc biscuit]

yeah, don't forget that it is bigger than your upper arm too, that pic was taken before I really worked out

on a side note a chick was totally coming on to me in the gym tonight, I was filling up my bottle and she was tutting and all like "Are you done yet?" I just winked at her and carried on until she became so arroused she had to walk off shaking her head

 

[SAGAT]

yeah, don't forget that it is bigger than your upper arm too, that pic was taken before I really worked out

on a side note a chick was totally coming on to me in the gym tonight, I was filling up my bottle and she was tutting and all like "Are you done yet?" I just winked at her and carried on until she became so arroused she had to walk off shaking her head

you = teh ultimate l33t pimp

 

[chewyxrage]

moved to BTS please.

and the real answer is the women who had the tightest........uh...........yeah.

 

[gonelifting]

The answer is 3rd woman-All in the bank, because she does`nt know what shopping is.

 

[ChefWide]

The answer is 3rd woman-All in the bank, because she does`nt know what shopping is.

Now were in fantasy land.

 

[supersizeme]

on a side note a chick was totally coming on to me in the gym tonight, I was filling up my bottle and she was tutting and all like "Are you done yet?" I just winked at her and carried on until she became so arroused she had to walk off shaking her head

women love him. men want to be him. animal orifices frequently violated by him. ladies and gentleman, tuc biscuit.

 

[gonelifting]

I say #2, because although she knows what shopping is, she STILL put half the money in the bank.

or #1, I think it`s #1.