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VascularRocks
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I was talking to Mom tonight who is eighty-two. I am really dating myself, just say I came along as a suprise later in life.
Anyway my Dad died last year and my Mom ocassionally comes up with these stories from my Dad. He was born and raised on "The Hill" an Italian community in St. Louis, MO. My Dad was about two years older than Yogi Berra and they lived on the same street in St. Louis.
My Dad would always say for a little kid he could always hit the ball like no one else. I heard lots of stories about how great of a ball player he was and all of the fun they had when they were kids.
So my Mom starts in about how Yogi had two sisters that looked just like him. She said they had horse faces. She then said, but apparently what Yogi did not have in looks, he made up for in the size of his penis. Apparently all the kids at school would ask him to wip it out in the school yard. "I kid you not, it used to hang down past his knees." Then my Mom goes on to say he use to lay it out on his desk in school to get all of the kids laughing. I guess ol' Yogi must of got that strength to swing a bat from shaking it off at the urinal.
Yogi has always been remembered for his eufinisims like;
"If you can't imitate him, don't copy him."
"If you come to a fork in the road, take it."
"It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much."
VR
Anyway my Dad died last year and my Mom ocassionally comes up with these stories from my Dad. He was born and raised on "The Hill" an Italian community in St. Louis, MO. My Dad was about two years older than Yogi Berra and they lived on the same street in St. Louis.
My Dad would always say for a little kid he could always hit the ball like no one else. I heard lots of stories about how great of a ball player he was and all of the fun they had when they were kids.
So my Mom starts in about how Yogi had two sisters that looked just like him. She said they had horse faces. She then said, but apparently what Yogi did not have in looks, he made up for in the size of his penis. Apparently all the kids at school would ask him to wip it out in the school yard. "I kid you not, it used to hang down past his knees." Then my Mom goes on to say he use to lay it out on his desk in school to get all of the kids laughing. I guess ol' Yogi must of got that strength to swing a bat from shaking it off at the urinal.
Yogi has always been remembered for his eufinisims like;
"If you can't imitate him, don't copy him."
"If you come to a fork in the road, take it."
"It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much."
VR
