a poem, by the shadow

[The Shadow]

quite the creative one, aren't ya?
i'm impressed shadowson.

...American Indian


Asian

 

[Gymgurl]

He aint bad I hear

 

[The Shadow]

heresay...or heresey...I can't tell

 

[stilleto]

A Naughty Little Poem
by The Shadow

Perkele whispered to Shadow "will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me."

Perk said "I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore."

It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in his eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been Shadow's size.

"Calm yourself" Shadow whispered
"His face filled with a grin
"Try and open wider
So I can get it in."

"It's coming now" Shadow whispered
"I know" Perkele cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within him now
He said "I am glad I'm having this."

And with a final effort
He gave a frightened shout
Shadow gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.

 

[The Shadow]

BTS in 5...4...3...

 

[stilleto]

Forums
by The Shadow

Of ignorance I must confess
I don't understand the threads in BTS

I get a funny feeling in my peepee when
I'm alone and surfing the Pictures of Men

So In Girl talk I shall stay
And learn about new makeup for the day.

 

[heatherrae]

A Naughty Little Poem
by The Shadow

Pintoca whispered to Shadow "will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me."

Pinto said "I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore."

It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in his eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been Shadow's size.

"Calm yourself" Shadow whispered
"His face filled with a grin
"Try and open wider
So I can get it in."

"It's coming now" Shadow whispered
"I know" Pintoca cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within him now
He said "I am glad I'm having this."

And with a final effort
He gave a frightened shout
Shadow gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.

ROFL!!!!!! OH GOD! I'm leaving the net for the rest of the day, because nothing I see or read today is going to top that one!!!

You only left out one thing, which was pointed out to me by shadow in an earlier post. You should have ended the poem with "Pintoca, you German bastard."

Here is a last verse to add to it:

Pintoca's cheeks flushed in ecstasy
as Shadow whispered softly in his ear
"Get of your lazy ass, you German bastard
and fetch me a pint of some warm, brown beer."

 

[stilleto]

ROFL!!!!!! OH GOD! I'm leaving the net for the rest of the day, because nothing I see or read today is going to top that one!!!

You only left out one thing, which was pointed out to me by shadow in an earlier post. You should have ended the poem with "Pintoca, you German bastard."

Here is a last verse to add to it:

Pintoca's cheeks flushed in ecstasy
as Shadow whispered softly in his ear
"Get of your lazy ass, you German bastard
and fetch me a pint of some warm, brown beer."

LOL, thats very good.

 

[Sassy69]

Poetry Day.... a Command Performance by The Shadow.




Exclusively on EF.

 

[stilleto]

Shadow 68
by The Shadow

I'll never be known
as Shadow sixty nine
Because on a woman's poon
I will never dine.