a poem, by the shadow

[stilleto]

Why I Don't Post Much Anymore
by The Shadow

Knitting, dancing, curling my long flowing hair
I just don't have time to post over there.

In my pink satin jammies
I'll log in to read
Then run to go change
the bandages on my knees.

I'll try to make more time
For my friends over there
I know it sounds dumb
But I wish EF had a gay forum...

 

[The Shadow]

bastardo

 

[stilleto]

retardo

 

[The Shadow]

LMAO


...WAIT!!!


I meant "LAMO"

 

[pintoca]

what sort of metric you use for your poems Shadow? I tried to find it but the last line threw me off

 

[stilleto]

"Metric Scmetric"
is what shadow always says.

i should have him write a poem for you.

 

[The Shadow]

maybe I should

 

[stilleto]

Pinto Bean
by The Shadow

Pinto Bean, so small and brown
Do you like when i twirl in my gown?
Dance like Evita, I can
Even though, i'm not mexican.
Teach me to speak
in that language of yours
Then we will go out and party
Like two little whores!

 

[pintoca]

LMAO @ rhyming "I can" with "mexican"

Shadow got skills

 

[stilleto]

LMAO @ rhyming "I can" with "mexican"

Shadow got skills

not a lot rhymes with mexican.
well, "win" kind of does, but 'win' and 'mexican' don't really belong together in a sentence.

 

[redguru]

Pinto Bean
by The Shadow

Pinto Bean, so small and brown
Do you like when i twirl in my gown?
Dance like Evita, I can
Even though, i'm not mexican.
Teach me to speak
in that language of yours
Then we will go out and party
Like two little whores!

The fourth line needs work. Chavez was right, Shadow's Meter is off.

 

[heatherrae]

That's Pulitzer Prize material, right there!

 

[The Shadow]

not a lot rhymes with mexican.
well, "win" kind of does, but 'win' and 'mexican' don't really belong together in a sentence.

Mexican

Puerto Rican

African

American

German

 

[stilleto]

The fourth line needs work. Chavez was right, Shadow's Meter is off.

Redguru
by the Shadow

How I wish to be rapped in red
guru
Over my shoulders
Down my back
Between my buttcheeks.
So beautiful is Red
Guru.
I want to devour him.
Lick by Lick.

 

[stilleto]

Mexican

Puerto Rican

African

American

German

quite the creative one, aren't ya?
i'm impressed shadowson.

 

[Gymgurl]

Stilleto you cracka me up.....LOLOLOL

 

[stilleto]

Gymgurly Gurl
by The Shadow

I hear you're a sexy thing
with long blond hair
and a wedding ring

But you know what they say,
"i'd still want you."
(If I wasn't gay)

 

[Gymgurl]

BWhahahahahahha...OMG that was great you talented thing you LOL

 

[redguru]

Redguru
by the Shadow

How I wish to be rapped in red
guru
Over my shoulders
Down my back
Between my buttcheeks.
So beautiful is Red
Guru.
I want to devour him.
Lick by Lick.

However, it's pretty good work.

 

[stilleto]

However, it's pretty good work.

the shadow is good. real good.

 

[The Shadow]

quite the creative one, aren't ya?
i'm impressed shadowson.

...American Indian


Asian

 

[Gymgurl]

He aint bad I hear

 

[The Shadow]

heresay...or heresey...I can't tell

 

[stilleto]

A Naughty Little Poem
by The Shadow

Perkele whispered to Shadow "will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me."

Perk said "I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore."

It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in his eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been Shadow's size.

"Calm yourself" Shadow whispered
"His face filled with a grin
"Try and open wider
So I can get it in."

"It's coming now" Shadow whispered
"I know" Perkele cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within him now
He said "I am glad I'm having this."

And with a final effort
He gave a frightened shout
Shadow gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.

 

[The Shadow]

BTS in 5...4...3...

 

[stilleto]

Forums
by The Shadow

Of ignorance I must confess
I don't understand the threads in BTS

I get a funny feeling in my peepee when
I'm alone and surfing the Pictures of Men

So In Girl talk I shall stay
And learn about new makeup for the day.

 

[heatherrae]

A Naughty Little Poem
by The Shadow

Pintoca whispered to Shadow "will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me."

Pinto said "I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore."

It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in his eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been Shadow's size.

"Calm yourself" Shadow whispered
"His face filled with a grin
"Try and open wider
So I can get it in."

"It's coming now" Shadow whispered
"I know" Pintoca cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within him now
He said "I am glad I'm having this."

And with a final effort
He gave a frightened shout
Shadow gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.

ROFL!!!!!! OH GOD! I'm leaving the net for the rest of the day, because nothing I see or read today is going to top that one!!!

You only left out one thing, which was pointed out to me by shadow in an earlier post. You should have ended the poem with "Pintoca, you German bastard."

Here is a last verse to add to it:

Pintoca's cheeks flushed in ecstasy
as Shadow whispered softly in his ear
"Get of your lazy ass, you German bastard
and fetch me a pint of some warm, brown beer."

 

[stilleto]

ROFL!!!!!! OH GOD! I'm leaving the net for the rest of the day, because nothing I see or read today is going to top that one!!!

You only left out one thing, which was pointed out to me by shadow in an earlier post. You should have ended the poem with "Pintoca, you German bastard."

Here is a last verse to add to it:

Pintoca's cheeks flushed in ecstasy
as Shadow whispered softly in his ear
"Get of your lazy ass, you German bastard
and fetch me a pint of some warm, brown beer."

LOL, thats very good.

 

[Sassy69]

Poetry Day.... a Command Performance by The Shadow.




Exclusively on EF.

 

[stilleto]

Shadow 68
by The Shadow

I'll never be known
as Shadow sixty nine
Because on a woman's poon
I will never dine.

 

[perkele]

Shadow is my mentor when it comes to "LOL" posts.

 

[pintoca]

OK

this thread ain't funny no mo

 

[stilleto]

OK

this thread ain't funny no mo

hold on, lemme edit. you'll like it much better.

 

[pintoca]

screw you guys

I'm going home

Ok, I'm home already

 

[stilleto]

screw you guys

I'm going home

Ok, I'm home already

go back and read.
better?

 

[pintoca]

go back and read.
better?

tee hee!!!

can we make that rhyme with sawastea?

 

[stilleto]

Tinkle Tinkle
by The Shadow

I have to tinkle
when I read sawastea
Because his name
sounds like "Pee... AH!"

I run to the potty
My legs together I do squeeze
Then back to my room I run
And get back on my dirty knees.

 

[Gymgurl]

Lmfao....lololol

 

[stilleto]

Always Being Teased
by The Shadow

Stilleto always teases me
But we have a bit of history
It started at my colonoscopy
Which I enjoy very much, you see.

They laugh with all their might.
It causes me such a fright.
Stilleto performed a rectal exam that night
And realized that I'm a really a transvestite.

 

[The Shadow]

dang


how about this one:


I Suck

by Stil


I suck

 

[heatherrae]

Whenever I'm love sick
and need the panacea
All I have to do is look
Upon the face of Sawastea

I get a lump in my throat
and a tickle in my groin
I slap his healthy ass
as if it were a pork loin!

 

[stilleto]

dang


how about this one:


I Suck

by Stil


I suck

not really one of your bests but i still love you.

 

[The Shadow]

I you too