A poem by The Shadow

[stilleto]

I Have a Vag
by The Shadow

I have a Vag
All Pretty and Pink
I'll show it to anyone
Who buys me a drink

Into a shower so cold
First I must jump
I need a little shrinkage
Before we start to hump.

Otherwise you'll see
My teenie little ween
And won't want to sex me
or flick my little bean.

 

[seizer]

seriously, where did you get that avatar?

like, I must know NOW

 

[stilleto]

seriously, where did you get that avatar?

like, I must know NOW

kmart.

 

[CENTURION44]

that brought a tear to my eye...beautiful...

 

[stilleto]

that brought a tear to my eye...beautiful...

i thought so too- thats why i had to share.

 

[Cutiebaby]

what a sweet poem

 

[stilleto]

what a sweet poem

he's quite the romantic.

 

[The Shadow]

I rule..you drool

 

[gotmilk]

When is Police Academy 26 coming out?

 

[stilleto]

I rule..you drool

Heyyyyyy... thats very clever! did you make that up??

 

[The Shadow]

no....


copy/paste

 

[stilleto]

no....


copy/paste

oh. well still... very clever. I'm impressed.

 

[The Shadow]

I try..you cry

 

[stilleto]

I try..you cry

OMG, you're killing me here shadow! thats great! do you mind if i use that???