A new way to die

[Captain FT]

This has endless possibilities

Photo of the Day : theCHIVE

If this scene looks a bit odd it’s probably because the setting is a funeral parlor and this guy is dead. David Morales Colón, a 22-year-old Puerto Rican, was the victim of a violent shooting. Morales received one of the strangest wakes ever, dressed in casual duds and sunglasses atop his Repsol-liveried Honda CBR600 F4. Video here.
The Marin Funeral Home in San Juan’s rough Hato Rey neighborhood is making a name for itself with its unorthodox wakes. For example, they recently embalmed a man standing straight up for a multi-day wake.

 

[PhoenixS]

Are they going to bury him with his bike? Weird.

 

[Surly Bastard]

fucking badass. They need to stuff me in a basic Tiger Claw posture.

 

[-SD-]

EF bros could be stuffed in a bathroom scene doing an injection

 

[deezal]

 

[ExtraMile]

I wanna be done benchpressing

Or fucking a pretend woman

 

[-SD-]

I wanna be done benchpressing

Or fucking a pretend woman

Art imitating life, eh?

 

[bakemeacookie]

Art immitating life eh?

He walked into that one.

c

 

[RottenWillow]

fucking badass. They need to stuff me in a basic Tiger Claw posture.

I'll go ahead and poison you tonight so I could try this out, but I'm afraid this shit would use too much of the life insurance policy.

 

[binö]

EF bros could be stuffed in a bathroom scene doing an injection

oooollol
i wanna be posing in front of a mirror
dudes would be hatin at your funeral lol

 

[-SD-]

Iggy could be stuffed standing behind a turntable holding an unopened beer.

Glad could be stuffed at his computer with ebay on the screen and apricot seeds in his hand.

 

[binö]

Iggy could be stuffed standing behind a turntable holding an unopened beer.

Glad could be stuffed at his computer with ebay on the screen and apricot seeds in his hand.

-you action posed throwing a double thumbs up with the jacket
all shiney
-me doing GMs with a visor on
-racheal's gash pose

 

[-SD-]

-you action posed throwing a double thumbs up with the jacket
all shiney
-me doing GMs with a visor on
-racheal's gash pose

Shrimp inside a walk-in freezer wearing teh sweater. Body prep not needed as freezer preserves body perfectly thereby extending wake visitation time considerably.

 

[binö]

Shrimp inside a walk-in freezer wearing teh sweater. Body prep not needed as freezer preserves body perfectly thereby extending wake visitation time considerably.

-pick 3 carpet surfing for a xannie
-smurfy and all her cats (cats killed then posed)
-omega in a labratory with a smith machine and bunson burners

 

[-SD-]

-pick 3 carpet surfing for a xannie
-smurfy and all her cats (cats killed then posed)
-omega in a labratory with a smith machine and bunson burners[\b]

dont forget his favorite copy of Cosmo turned to page entitled "Relationship Problems: Why they're all his fault"