A new member says hello.... HELLO!

[Lauw]

Hello!

A small introduction:

Name: lauw (no not really, but my real name cannot be pronounced by humans)
Country: the Netherlands
City: a very very small village near Arnhem.
Age: 26
Height: 1,95m
Weight: 93/94 kg
Bodyfat: no idea, but cutting starts to pay off.
Lifting experience: wasted a few years with BS lifting schedules. About 2 years of productive training which transformed from really skinny into a bit skinny. I am happy with the results so far, but I still have a long way to go.
a.a.s. experience: d-bol only (I know I know) 6 weeks 35 mg e.d.
I guess elite fitness has hundreds of d-boll only cycle logs so I won’t post mine. If anybody is interested send a pm and I’ll place the log.
Hobby’s: masturbating, lifting weights, playing videogames, full contact sport, and masturbating.

In a few weeks I start my second cycle. It will look like this:
Week 1-4: 35 mg d-bol e.d.
Week 1-10: 400 mg EQ a week
Week 1-10: 500 mg test.ent. a week.
Pct: combination Nolva and Clomid.
I strongly believe that you do not need steroids to become seriously big. Steroids just speed up the process and I am impatient. I hate weak excuses. If you are no professional athlete you have no excuse using steroids, it’s all vanity and a lack of patience. But that doesn’t mean steroids are a bad thing. Well as long as you at least make some effort to educate yourself properly so you can avoid unnecessary health risks.

Anyway, I hope to learn some new stuff here. And maybe I can teach other people something too (although it won’t be more then the absolute basics in training, eating and a.a.s.). And off course I will do my best to annoy people in the chat & conversation part of this forum. Ha!

Well, that’s about it. Any questions? No? Good, you may leave this thread now.

Hey, I just see there is no introduction part on this forum. But I didn’t type all this stuff for nothing, I’m going to place it somewhere. I guess the chat & conversation forum fits best.

 

[RottenWillow]

Hoi homey. You're quite the tall fucker.

 

[Lauw]

Yep, can’t complain about that. I tried basketball but I can’t jump, I guess I’m to white for that. Bummer.

 

[RottenWillow]

Yep, can’t complain about that. I tried basketball but I can’t jump, I guess I’m to white for that. Bummer.

What's up with the flag? I thought were you in Nederland?

 

[TheProject]

Welcome...if humans can't pronounce your name, what species can? Cows? Dogs?

 

[Y_lifter]

Welcome.. Can you post the stats in English please ?

How does one pronounce it ?
As in

LAW
LEW
LOW

 

[Lauw]

I chose the Iraq flag to annoy people. It doesn’t seem to work, at least not at .
The deeper thought behind it is that I really hate religious fanatics (like those found in Iraq), but I do not like the war in Iraq. By choosing the Iraq flag I was hoping to annoy all those patriotic idiots who think that the “seek & destroy” approach is the solution for almost every problem in this world. Now don’t give me the “everybody hates America” crap (which I get a lot when I criticize Bush and his Iraq policy). There is nothing wrong with America; I just do not like the war in Iraq.
I do like to say I hate America to annoy people though.

@ the project: can’t tell which species. It’s all top secret. Don’t ask any further.

@ y lifter: stats in English? Height weight and bodyfat sound English to me. Or do you mean that 1,95m should be 6 feet and some inches and 93 kg 200 pounds or something. Sorry, I think the metric system is superior ;-)

my name is used to describe the temperature of something that’s not hot but also not cool (like in: that bigmac is lauw). It’s also Dutch slang for something that is whack.
Its pronounced as: law, but with a bit more u in it. Pronounce the a as the ou in ouch.

 

[jerseyart]

I dont think you needed the flag.

You seem annoying enough without it

 

[Lauw]

Nice, finally I annoyed somebody. Your avatar is not annoying me.

 

[Y_lifter]

Welcome law but with a bit more u in it Pronounce the a as the ou in ouch.

 

[Lauw]

lol

 

[from zero]

lauw = fyxgel.

 

[SVT-TROY]

I dont think you needed the flag.

You seem annoying enough without it

Amen!

 

[jerseyart]

Nice, finally I annoyed somebody. Your avatar is not annoying me.

Your European. Im sure lots of people find you annoying.

Oh, and your welcome for us saving your ass in WWII.

I didnt agree with that war either. Frankly, I saw it as a senseless waste of lives and resources to fight for a bunch of whiny Euros.

Liberating Iraqis was a far more worthwhile pursuit

 

[Smurfy]

, but my real name cannot be pronounced by humans

there are no humans here.

 

[MR Pink]

he's lying Lauw means I'm a closet homosexual
























just kidding

 

[Lauw]

Finally! It seems I finally were able to annoy some morons!
Well, can’t stop now can I?
America boooo! Booooo! It’s all America’s fault! Booo!

 

[jerseyart]

Maybe if you guys had done a better job explaining neutraility to the nazis we wouldnt have had to go over there to pull your asses out of the fire.

I mean, why should Americans have had to pay for your lack of communication skills.

I'm pretty sure Germany would have voted against a US military effort. The entire war was illegal

 

[Lauw]

I said this before on :

We are still grateful that the Americans (and English, Canadians, Polish, etc) wanted to liberate us from the Nazi’s. But what bothers is me is that I saw a lot of WW2 pictures were American soldiers handed out cigarettes to he locals. Before WW2 nobody smoked in Europe. Thanx to America Europe is addicted to nicotine. Smoking causes cancer! Bastards! It’s all America’s fault! Boooo! Bastards!

 

[Forge]

Change your gender to F for female, you'll get alot more karma much quicker that way. And post a fake pic of a hot girl for your avatar, that seems to help too.

 

[Mandinka2]

Very Very welcome man , always good to have some more Euro bros around - never been to Arnhem dude , but will no doubt get down there before too long. Love those tall assed blonde Dutch women.

 

[gonelifting]

Welcome.

 

[RottenWillow]

Change your gender to F for female, you'll get alot more karma much quicker that way. And post a fake pic of a hot girl for your avatar, that seems to help too.

being female on EF does not get you karma. I cant understand why guys keep propagating that myth. There are plenty of guys here with 2 or 3x as much karma as me with half my post count.

Flirting with the guys and sending (or promising to send) pics gets you karma.

 

[jerseyart]

being female on EF does not get you karma. I cant understand why guys keep propagating that myth. There are plenty of guys here with 2 or 3x as much karma as me with half my post count.

Flirting with the guys and sending (or promising to send) pics gets you karma.

Spot on

 

[Lauw]

bump.... (sorry )

karma is overrated. It's a nice way of telling somebody if you liked his post or not. Imho, it's nothing more.
I allready got negative karma with the message "from America". hehe.

 

[Paulo]

I strongly believe that you do not need steroids to become seriously big. Steroids just speed up the process and I am impatient. I hate weak excuses. If you are no professional athlete you have no excuse using steroids, it’s all vanity and a lack of patience. :

Are you a professional athlete or just vain and impatient, I'm confused.



anyways, either way, welcome to EF.

 

[Lauw]

Thanx. I’m no professional atlethe. Not by a long shot. I’m just impatience and vain.

 

[Paulo]

Thanx. I’m no professional atlethe. Not by a long shot. I’m just impatience and vain.

well, kudos for coming to terms with that at least.