A musical gift for Samoth

[gotmojo]

Matter is Everywhere!


MATTER is anything that takes up space, now
Matter can be big or small, it's all over the place, now
Matter can be something you feel or something you see
Or it can be invisible, like the air that you breathe

Matter, Matter is Everywhere!
Matter, Matter is Everywhere!

When we want to say how much matter is
In some thing, now
We've got a word that we can use,
A word that we can sing, now
MASS is the word we use to say how much matter
Mass is the word to describe how much matter

(chorus)

GRAVITY pulls on us all, pulls us down to the ground, now
And WEIGHT is the word to describe
How much it's pulling down, now
A BALANCE is an instrument to compare two things, now
And it compares the mass of those two things, now

(chorus)

Matter comes three different ways,
Comes in THREE DIFFERENT PHASES
SOLIDS, LIQUIDS, and GAS are found in all kinds of places
Solid things are hard and liquid things flow and flow
And gas escapes a soda can when you let it go (fssss)

(chorus)

 

[samoth]

Science geek's lyrics thread!!

 

[samoth]

Vintersorg

9. Dark Matter Mystery (Blackbody Spectrum)

"Matter creates a play, persistent and keen,
Where the night have opened its curtain
Harmonic pictures on the sky's enormous screen
With a contra positioned twin hiding within"

Faster, twice as fast than the gravitation equation permits,
Is the rotation of the celestial spheres
But if Einstein's calculation to this failure admits,
We wouldn't even know about the calculation's fears,

That the: gas clouds in galaxy clusters have a too little mission,
While wearing dark halos of matter
They would need four times of their gravity erudition
To silence our question's patter, (about the)

Dark matter mystery,
Blackbody spectrum,
An interstellar medium
We're tracing lost energy
That's swallowed by an unplanetary tum
At the worlds bivium

Like a shadow to the starfeild's determinism,
The invisible twin follows its pace
Comprehensible monism changed to indefinable pluralism
Is it super-symmetry's surrounding face? (in a)

Dark matter mystery,
Blackbody spectrum,
An interstellar medium
We're tracing lost energy
That's swallowed by an unplanetary tum
At the worlds bivium

Are we wrong in our definition of mass and weight?
Or, is a subatomic particle playing hide and seek?
'Cause light is missing to pronounce cosmos' fate,
While, mass discrepancy drains through a major leak

Brown and white dwarfs two candidates,
Black holes and neutron stars two others
But through multitudes of observation of their states,
We know that gravitational leansing hide their mothers (it's a)

Dark matter mystery,
Blackbody spectrum,
An interstellar medium
We're tracing lost energy
That's swallowed by an unplanetary tum
At the worlds bivium

"Like Bell, I connect my senses to the vast
Stellar mirror, where signals bounces from clast to clast"

 

[gotmojo]

You Can Tell It's a Cell

You can tell it's a cell by the way it looks
When it's under a microscope or in a book
May be an animal or a plant it's true
But I know it's a cell, cause I see all the clues

You can tell
You can tell it's a cell
Yeah, you can tell
You can tell it's a cell

Now you and I've got a brain, it helps us do what we do
It helps with walkin' and talkin' and eatin' our food
And cells need one too, to keep 'em stayin' alive
It's called a NUCLEUS and floats around inside
(chorus)
Well CYTOPLASM is that jelly-like goo
That oozes round inside a cell, yeah, it's in you too!
But if there wasn't something there called the CELL MEMBRANE
There'd be cytoplasm everywhere, we'd really complain!
(chorus)
Now plant cells are unique, they're really something to see
Yeah they've got a CELL WALL to make 'em stronger, you see
They've got CHLOROPHYLL and CHLOROPLASTS on their list
And they make their own food by PHOTOSYNTHESIS
(chorus)
Now cells are really small, yeah, they're hard to see
But look on down through a microscope there they'll be
And you and I are made of cells and so are birds and bees
Just like apples and bananas and the leaves on the trees
(chorus)

 

[samoth]

LOL, I've never seen that one before, lol.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Vintersorg

9. Dark Matter Mystery (Blackbody Spectrum)

Possibly the worst album ever released? I think so. Not counting the Manowar discography of course.

Old Vintersorg rules!

 

[samoth]

Possibly the worst album ever released? I think so. Not counting the Manowar discography of course.

Old Vintersorg rules!

How did I know you would show up, lol?

I love Till Fjalls, have yet to pick up Odermarken's Son... but I hear it's his best. The production on his first EP was really weak... I'm expecting an Arcturus-esque re-issue in the near future.

 

[samoth]

Also: 10,000 karma to who can tell me how to pronounce "Hedniskhjaertad", lol. (Hey! Lady Viking! Perkele! Mr. Muscle!)

 

[puddlemonkey]

How did I know you would show up, lol?

I love Till Fjalls, have yet to pick up Odermarken's Son... but I hear it's his best. The production on his first EP was really weak... I'm expecting an Arcturus-esque re-issue in the near future.

Yeah, OS fuggin rules! Its a must, even for those with bad tastes such as yourself

 

[samoth]

Yeah, OS fuggin rules! Its a must, even for those with bad tastes such as yourself

Manowar will never be considered bad taste. Furry boots and shorts were the total rage in the 80's!

 

[gotmojo]

Glucose -- ah, sugar sugar --
You are my favorite fuel
From the blood-borne substrate pool.
Glucose -- monosaccharide sugar --
You're sweeter than a woman's kiss
'Cause I need you for glycolysis.

I just can't believe the way my muscles take you in.
(For you, they'll open the door.)
All it takes is a little bit of insulin
(To upregulate GLUT4).

Ah, glucose -- ah, sugar sugar --
You help me make ATP
When my predators are chasing me.
Ah, glucose -- you're an aldehyde sugar,
And you're sweeter than a woman's kiss
'Cause I need you for glycolysis.

I just can't believe the way my muscles break you down.
(My glycogen is almost gone.)
A few more seconds and I'll be rigor mortis-bound.
(Acidosis done me wrong.)

Your sweet is turning sour, baby.
I'm losing all my power, baby.
I'm gonna make your muscles ache.
No, no, no!
I'm swimming in lactate, baby.
Yes, I'm swimming in lactate, baby.
Now I'm drowning in lactate, baby.
I'm gonna make your muscles ache.
No, no, no!
I'm drowning in lactate, baby.

Ah, glucose -- ah, sugar sugar --
I used you up and you left me flat;
Now I'll have to get my kicks from fat.
Oh, glucose, glucose, sugar, sugar,
The honeymoon is over now.

 

[gotmojo]

Semiconservative Science Geek

CHORUS:
I'm a semiconservative science geek;
I don't believe the liberals or the right-wing freaks.
But based upon empirical observation,
I believe in DNA replication.

My name is Franklin Stahl; I study DNA.
That's our genetic code. (Yes it is, yes it is.)
And what I want to know about our DNA
Is how it replicates inside a cell.

So here's what I will do: I'll grow some E. coli
And feed it N-15. (Yes I will, yes I will.)
And when those little bugs are full of N-15,
Their DNA will weigh more than it should.

CHORUS

So what will happen now if we switch to N-14
And let the cells divide (only once, only once)?
The daughter DNA inside each daughter cell
Is neither heavy nor light; it's in between.

Can you guess what occurs when the cells divide again
And make more DNA? (Can you guess? Can you guess?)
The new cells' DNA is different from before --
Half is of medium weight, and the other half light.

CHORUS

The data we've discussed confirm beyond a doubt
What Crick and Watson said (what they said, what they said).
The parent DNA is not conserved as is;
It's split between the pair of daughter cells.

So in each daughter cell, the DNA is mixed:
Half old and half brand-new (half and half, half and half).
In scientific terms, this replication scheme
Is "semiconservative" -- that's what it's called.

CHORUS

 

[Lady Viking]

Also: 10,000 karma to who can tell me how to pronounce "Hedniskhjaertad", lol. (Hey! Lady Viking! Perkele! Mr. Muscle!)

hedniskhjartad, pronounce as written

 

[chewyxrage]

Samoth have you seen Metalocalypse on adult swim yet? Think you might like it.

Check this out:

http://www.adultswim.com/adultswimfix/index.jsp

Look to the right side, it has the newest episode.

Let me know what you think