a little game i like to call, HYPOTHETICAL HELL

[layinback]

you HAVE to choose one ( death is not an option. )


A.
you have to move in with biteme, pick3 and puddlemonkey.
it is a real life sitcom \ horror set in new york. it's sorta
like "friends" except it is gay and BRUTAL. biteme is
a street hustler \ male prostitute with an estrogen issue.
pick3 is a xanax addict & mop boy at an adult theatre.
puddlemonkey is a morbidly obese ex juicer who communicates
exclusively in old worn out one liners. ( they all play themselves)
you must contend with their nonsense every day and in the
evening, be their " boy toy"


B.
you have to live in aap's basement with jon79 & needtogetaas.
every morning you are served breakfast by bikinimom and
heatherrae. while you are eating, they espouse their beliefs
on religion, politics and feminism. this goes on for HOURS.
in the evening you become aap's "chicken boy." this is
a horrible game that defies description. all the while needto
and jon79 are laughing maniacally. ( fisheye lens style )

 

[myway]

you HAVE to choose one ( death is not an option. )


A.
you have to move in with biteme, pick3 and puddlemonkey.
it is a real life sitcom \ horror set in new york. it's sorta
like "friends" except it is gay and BRUTAL. biteme is
a street hustler \ male prostitute with an estrogen issue.
pick3 is a xanax addict & mop boy at an adult theatre.
puddlemonkey is a morbidly obese ex juicer who communicates
exclusively in old worn out one liners. ( they all play themselves)
you must contend with their nonsense every day and in the
evening, be their " boy toy"


B.
you have to live in aap's basement with jon79 & needtogetaas.
every morning you are served breakfast by bikinimom and
heatherrae. while you are eating, they espouse their beliefs
on religion, politics and feminism. this goes on for HOURS.
in the evening you become aap's "chicken boy." this is
a horrible game that defies description. all the while needto
and jon79 are laughing maniacally. ( fisheye lens style )

I would go with B. I love to debate...and laugh.

 

[chazk]

I would go with B as long as bikinimom rubs that tight little ass all over me.

 

[Jon79]

id kick heatherae out because she thinks her shit does not stink....

 

[Lumberg]

Fuckin A, man. I'd go with B. Fuckin' A right, man. Fuckin' A right.

 

[ceo]

can I kill them all?

 

[layinback]

can I kill them all?

killing them is not an option.


now CHOOSE.

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

B. I would love to hav heather rae and bikini mom rubbing their ass on me. I with Chazk.

 

[ceo]

I choose B then.

 

[layinback]

I choose B then.

thank you.

this thread is insane but NECESSARY.

 

[Jon79]

C. slap the sass out of layinback

 

[billfred]

I am with A man - some of the breakfast issues would be just too much.

Wait - can Heatherea be topless?

 

[layinback]

I am with A man - some of the breakfast issues would be just too much.

Wait - can Heatherea be topless?

NO. this is not hypothetical heaven. this is hypothetical hell.

 

[billfred]

[/SIZE]

NO. this is not hypothetical heaven. this is hypothetical hell.

ok - I have to go with A. Don't think I could make it through breakfast.

 

[puddlemonkey]

puddlemonkey is a morbidly obese ex juicer who communicates
exclusively in old worn out one liners.

Sounds pretty accurate to me.

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

wow.. both of those options make death sound so bitter sweet

 

[billfred]

wow.. both of those options make death sound so bitter sweet

your avatar is a picture of the last contestant

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

your avatar is a picture of the last contestant

haha that's awesome, it must be!

 

[layinback]

Sounds pretty accurate to me.

no no no. insult me, do not agree with me.

you are making me feel bad

it is a joke

 

[layinback]

wow.. both of those options make death sound so bitter sweet

c'mon FC. read the thread.......DEATH IS NOT AN OPTION.



now CHOOSE.

 

[puddlemonkey]

no no no. insult me, do not agree with me.

you are making me feel bad

it is a joke

Well shit, next time choose something a little more far fetched then.

 

[layinback]

Well shit, next time choose something a little more far fetched then.

lololololol


next time i will present you as a heterosexual.


now talk about being far fetched...................

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

c'mon FC. read the thread.......DEATH IS NOT AN OPTION.



now CHOOSE.

Oh god oh god oh god..

A.. no..

B.. no breakfast sounds way to fucked up.. though I think heatherrea is ok..

uughh.. fuck A sounds like I'm getting assraped..

holy fuck I can't decide!!!

uuuugh..

A! final answer..

 

[silverstar1025]

I think I would be more entertained with group A. A gets my vote.

 

[nimbus]

death isn't an option, but you didnt say anything about self-induced comas

 

[stilleto]

can i have both?

 

[heatherrae]

id kick heatherae out because she thinks her shit does not stink....

It doesn't. Wanna smell?

 

[heatherrae]

Can I help it that I'm smarter than all of y'all and have to enlighten you on EVERYTHING?

 

[vixensghost]

I'd pick (b) for the morning shift. I love mornings and could prolly put up with all their shit better in the AM hours.

(a) for the evening shift. I like sex and those boys MIGHT be able to fill my sexual needs.

 

[BlueBird]

Option B sounds like sweet, ambrosiac filled heaven in comparison to option A, so I guess I have to go with A to truly experience hell.

 

[heatherrae]

Option B sounds like sweet, ambrosiac filled heaven in comparison to option A, so I guess I have to go with A to truly experience hell.

I feel so honored to have been chosen.

 

[BlueBird]

I feel so honored to have been chosen.

lol, no I said your option sounds like heaven, but I am forced to choose A according to the parameter set by layinback.

 

[heatherrae]

lol, no I said your option sounds like heaven, but I am forced to choose A according to the parameter set by layinback.

OHHHH!

 

[MichaelScott]

you HAVE to choose one ( death is not an option. )


A.
you have to move in with biteme, pick3 and puddlemonkey.
it is a real life sitcom \ horror set in new york. it's sorta
like "friends" except it is gay and BRUTAL. biteme is
a street hustler \ male prostitute with an estrogen issue.
pick3 is a xanax addict & mop boy at an adult theatre.
puddlemonkey is a morbidly obese ex juicer who communicates
exclusively in old worn out one liners. ( they all play themselves)
you must contend with their nonsense every day and in the
evening, be their " boy toy"


B.
you have to live in aap's basement with jon79 & needtogetaas.
every morning you are served breakfast by bikinimom and
heatherrae. while you are eating, they espouse their beliefs
on religion, politics and feminism. this goes on for HOURS.
in the evening you become aap's "chicken boy." this is
a horrible game that defies description. all the while needto
and jon79 are laughing maniacally. ( fisheye lens style )

choice a hands down

 

[puddlemonkey]

wtf, nobody wants to hang out with Puddle?

 

[MichaelScott]

what am i chopped liver?

 

[SaladFork]

#B for me also...

 

[puddlemonkey]

what am i chopped liver?

I started my reply, had to answer the phone, came back and finished before seeing your post

 

[Spartacus]

A
the hell with that chicken boy nonsense

 

[layinback]

A
the hell with that chicken boy nonsense

lolololololol


being aap's "chicken boy" conjures up some horrific imagery, huh?

 

[crazyjoe]

OHHHH!

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