A joke

[perkele]

Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court. The judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy. That's no grounds for divorce."
Mickey replied, "I didn't say she's crazy, I said she's fucking Goofy."

 

[hamstershaver]

never trust a woman

 

[Becoming]

lol.... um... no.

disney is evil.

 

[havoc]

Back to kindergarten we go

 

[hamstershaver]

dont mess with hammys buddy

 

[BrandonXJ]

hehe.. that goofy is a wild man i tell ya.

 

[Scotsman]

I guess Minnie is doing it doggy style.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Sub-Zero]

whats the best part about eight year old boys?













you can slick back their hair in the shower to make them look 5

 

[chordz]

There was this hooker who would have sex with men and at the end when they were done, she would say "what are we going to call the baby" ? She would then say you better pay me or i will tell your wife it's yours. So one day this Newfie has sex with her and when they are done she says "what are we going to call the baby"? So the newfie pulls his pants down takes his condom off, ties it in a knot, fires it out the window and says "if he gets out of that we'll call him Houdini!"

 

[Becoming]

wtf is a newfie?

 

[Bella Michela]

why did Barbie get kicked out of the toy box?

























Because she sat on Pinocchios nose saying "LIE TO ME< LIE TO ME"

 

[Bella Michela]

why did Barbie get kicked out of the toy box?

























Because she sat on Pinocchios nose saying "LIE TO ME LIE TO ME"

 

[Bullit]

wtf is a newfie?

LOL!!!!!!




Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant?


Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.

 

[Mr. dB]

wtf is a newfie?

Someone from Newfoundland.

Canadians gotta have SOMEONE to make fun of...

 

[Heavy Duty]

So I got to wondering...If you turn an oriental upside down does he become disoriented?

 

[chordz]

So this doctor comes out into the waiting room and he has a rectal thermometer behind his ear. So one of the patients hells out " hey what are you doing with that rectal thermometer behind your ear?" The doctor turns arround and says "oh no ! some arsehole has my pencil!"

 

[Heavy Duty]

Whats blonde then brown then blonde then brown?



A blonde doing cartwheels.

 

[chordz]

This guy comes home and finds his wife having sex with some guy so he grabs the guy by the head and the arse and drags him out to the tool shed, puts his dink in the vice, tightens it up and throws the bar out the window and sticks a butcher into the table. The guy says God you're not gonna cut my dick off are you ? He says back " no you are I'm burning the shed down"

 

[RaZor Ramon]

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?



























A lickalotapus.

 

[mountain muscle]

Damn Perk, you should have posted this on the joke thread i started... I guess I need to post pics of better looking naked women to get people to respond