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A guy from Tennessee passed away and left his entire estate
to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
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How do you know when you're staying in a Tennessee hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my
sink," and the clerk replies, "go ahead."
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How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married?
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in
Tennessee to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Tennessee?
Documentaries.
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Where was the toothbrush invented?
Tennessee. If it had been invented anywhere else, it would
have been called a teeth brush.
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A Tennessee State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-64 and
says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies
"Bout wut?"
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Did you hear about the $3 million Tennessee State Lottery?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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The governor's mansion in Tennessee burned down! Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. His library was a total
loss too. Both books-poof! Up in flames and he hadn't even
finished coloring one of them.
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A ne! w law was recently passed in Tennessee.
When a couple gets divo rced, they are STILL cousins.
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A guy walked into a bar in Tennessee and orders a mudslide.
The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round
here are ya?"
"No", replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania."
The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in
Pennsylvania?"
"I'm a taxidermist", said the man.
The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the
world is a tax-e-derm-ist?"
The man says, "I mount animals".
"It's okay boys, he's one of us."
to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
******************
How do you know when you're staying in a Tennessee hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my
sink," and the clerk replies, "go ahead."
*******************
How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married?
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
********************
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in
Tennessee to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
*********************
What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Tennessee?
Documentaries.
! **********************
Where was the toothbrush invented?
Tennessee. If it had been invented anywhere else, it would
have been called a teeth brush.
**********************
A Tennessee State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-64 and
says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies
"Bout wut?"
*********************
Did you hear about the $3 million Tennessee State Lottery?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
*********************
The governor's mansion in Tennessee burned down! Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. His library was a total
loss too. Both books-poof! Up in flames and he hadn't even
finished coloring one of them.
*********************
A ne! w law was recently passed in Tennessee.
When a couple gets divo rced, they are STILL cousins.
*******************
A guy walked into a bar in Tennessee and orders a mudslide.
The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round
here are ya?"
"No", replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania."
The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in
Pennsylvania?"
"I'm a taxidermist", said the man.
The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the
world is a tax-e-derm-ist?"
The man says, "I mount animals".
"It's okay boys, he's one of us."
