A Funny One About a Funny Old Man.

[curling]

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A teenager walked up
to the bench and sat down next to him. He had spiked hair in all different colors:
green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared. Every
time the teenager looked, the old man was staring. The teenager
finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done
anything wild in your life?" Without batting an eye, the old man
replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just
wondering if you were my son."

 

[Griz1]

Three old ornery grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home.
About then an old man walked by, and one of the grandmas says, "We bet we
can tell how old you are."

The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it."

One of the ornery grandmas said, "Sure we can! Just drop your undershorts
and we can tell your exact age."

He did.

The grandmas stared at him for a while and then they all piped up and said,
"You're 84 years old!"

The old man was stunned. "Amazing! How did you guess that?"

The ornery old grandmas laughed. Slapping their knees and grinning from
ear to ear, all three happily yelled in unison, "You told us yesterday".

 

[Lestat]

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A teenager walked up
to the bench and sat down next to him. He had spiked hair in all different colors:
green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared. Every
time the teenager looked, the old man was staring. The teenager
finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done
anything wild in your life?" Without batting an eye, the old man
replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just
wondering if you were my son."

pwned