a freaking travesty

[Evil_Frisky]

lol

talking to my brother in law today and he has to go into detail about SEX with my sister....

pregnant sister at that...

OK, im open to pretty much conversation wise.. I listen and am there for them.. but pounding my sister up the ass is something I would prefer not to hear.

wtf... do you talk to your inlaws about pounding ???

 

[HumorMe]

Is she hot?

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

did he do here real good? details please!

 

[nycgirl]

Oh, I couldn't sit through that.

 

[pdaddy]

I like it whan you talk dirty

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

did he do here real good? details please!

her

 

[HumorMe]

Need more graphic details

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Oh, I couldn't sit through that.

lol

I was trying so damn hard to change the conversation.. and hes talking about how hes afraid to pound her because he doesn't wanna harm the baby.

They know they can talk to me about anything... but damn LOL

 

[HumorMe]

We need pictures too

 

[hamstershaver]

he told you that she takes it up the ass?

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

We need pictures too

Yeah, what he said.

 

[JayC9]

Oh, I couldn't sit through that.

and I bet her sister couldn't sit after that

 

[Evil_Frisky]

the damn conversation was enough for me ... and you know how you men are with body language? that was enough to swear off sex

 

[nycgirl]

lol
I was trying so damn hard to change the conversation.. and hes talking about how hes afraid to pound her because he doesn't wanna harm the baby.

They know they can talk to me about anything... but damn LOL

I would have just said, "don't worry about it" and changed the subject.

Has he talked to her about it?

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

this thread reminds me of being at the bar where most guys will be ignored on this one.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

he told you that she takes it up the ass?

he told me they tried but it was too painful...

oh yea thanks...... i really needed that ...... it made my day LOL

why do people feel the need to be so open with me, like they can talk to me about anything?

 

[HumorMe]

In fact, we need a transcript of the whole conversation with pictures

 

[Evil_Frisky]

I would have just said, "don't worry about it" and changed the subject.

Has he talked to her about it?

lmao

yes

he went into detail to about how hes on top and afraid hes gonna lose his balance....... even more... im like uhhhhhhhhhhhh

i guess he needed to talk to someone and felt comfortable talking to me..

 

[jack sparrow]

In fact, we need a transcript of the whole conversation with pictures

Agreed.

 

[nycgirl]

lmao

yes

he went into detail to about how hes on top and afraid hes gonna lose his balance....... even more... im like uhhhhhhhhhhhh

i guess he needed to talk to someone and felt comfortable talking to me..

You just put a horrible image in my head. Is he afraid of falling on top of your pregant sister?? Lose his balance??? LOL

Now, I can't stop laughing.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

You just put a horrible image in my head. Is he afraid of falling on top of your pregant sister?? Lose his balance??? LOL

Now, I can't stop laughing.

lol

imagine how tormented I am. LOL

Im so gonna ask my sister if she likes it up the ass

 

[HumorMe]

I must be on ignore

 

[nycgirl]

lol

imagine how tormented I am. LOL

Im so gonna ask my sister if she likes it up the ass

I couldn't ask my sister that. She's bigger than me; I can't mess with her.

I can't believe he came to you with that. LOL

How many months is she?

 

[hamstershaver]

he told me they tried but it was too painful...

oh yea thanks...... i really needed that ...... it made my day LOL

why do people feel the need to be so open with me, like they can talk to me about anything?

what kind of lube did they use?

 

[Evil_Frisky]

I couldn't ask my sister that. She's bigger than me; I can't mess with her.

I can't believe he came to you with that. LOL

How many months is she?

its crazy what they talk to me about.

I raised my baby sister and we have a real open relationship, just like my kids.. they can tell me anything.

and shes afraid of me, not me her. LOL

Shes 6 months so beautiful too

 

[nycgirl]

its crazy what they talk to me about.
I raised my baby sister and we have a real open relationship, just like my kids.. they can tell me anything.
and shes afraid of me, not me her. LOL
Shes 6 months so beautiful too

Wait until after the baby, during that 6 week period, I'm sure he will have many questions afor you. LOL

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Wait until after the baby, during that 6 week period, I'm sure he will have many questions afor you. LOL

lol

oh man... im so looking forward to that

 

[nycgirl]

lol

oh man... im so looking forward to that

You should draw a diagram for him.

 

[HumorMe]

what kind of lube did they use?

 

[Evil_Frisky]

what kind of lube did they use?

olive oil

 

[Quadsweeps Sister]

lmao

yes

he went into detail to about how hes on top and afraid hes gonna lose his balance....... even more... im like uhhhhhhhhhhhh

i guess he needed to talk to someone and felt comfortable talking to me..

LMAO..."Lose balance on the preggy belly?" Bwahahaaaa!!!
__________________
Mythicwrld

"We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more."

 

[Evil_Frisky]

LMAO..."Lose balance on the preggy belly?" Bwahahaaaa!!!
__________________
Mythicwrld

"We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more."

the body language was even more disturbing... imagining that with my sister....... yikes

makes me thing of rolly polly

 

[tiger88]

you rednecks

 

[Raptorex]

I heard wanting Anal is genetic?

 

[biteme]

lol

talking to my brother in law today and he has to go into detail about SEX with my sister....

pregnant sister at that...

OK, im open to pretty much conversation wise.. I listen and am there for them.. but pounding my sister up the ass is something I would prefer not to hear.

wtf... do you talk to your inlaws about pounding ???

LOL. Not quite as bad as asking your dad why he is buying a bag of hair bands at the store? and he tells you that he puts them around his cock to keep it hard.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

LOL. Not quite as bad as asking your dad why he is buying a bag of hair bands at the store? and he tells you that he puts them around his cock to keep it hard.

omg

lol

 

[biteme]

omg

lol

I was having dinner with him at a local restaurant and he pointed at a woman sitting behind us and said, "She looks like the kind of woman that would take it up the ass." I was shocked. He's never talked like that in his life, but Parkinson's disease is known to cause such behavior.

 

[EnderJE]

Wait until your kids bfs or gfs talk to you about anal sex.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Wait until your kids bfs or gfs talk to you about anal sex.

my kids already openly talk to me about sex,... just questions though. But not anal sex.. they know nothing about that.

Its good having an open relationship with your kids.. but damn its sometimes crazy weird.

 

[feisty11975]

the body language was even more disturbing... imagining that with my sister....... yikes

makes me thing of rolly polly

I wish you could have seen yourself when you were showing me the body language he was using. That shit was really hilarious!!!!!

 

[Scotsman]

This reminds of the time my brother's now ex-wife was drunk and talking about how well hung my bro is. There are just some things you never need to hear about.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[ceo]

There are just some things you never need to hear about.

!!!

 

[EnderJE]

!!!

x 2

 

[stilleto]

There aren't many people in my town who HAVEN'T pounded my sisters ass, so i hear about it all the time.
Sometimes, I hear someone telling a story in the gym or whatever and i'm thinking "that sounds like my sister" and then i hear the name or some other detail and it confirms it.

 

[Hiatussin]

There aren't many people in my town who HAVEN'T pounded my sisters ass, so i hear about it all the time.
Sometimes, I hear someone telling a story in the gym or whatever and i'm thinking "that sounds like my sister" and then i hear the name or some other detail and it confirms it.

I really got to meat this sister of yours

 

[stilleto]

I really got to meat this sister of yours

lol... everyone wants to meat her.












gonelifting

 

[Lestat]

did he demonstrate on you?

 

[Becoming]

with pics this could have been the hottest thread on EF ever.

peeps always teasing me with the preggo sex... damn...

 

[Evil_Frisky]

did he demonstrate on you?

OH hell no. But he was dry humping the air.

 

[nycgirl]

OH hell no. But he was dry humping the air.

OMG!! Did he do spanking motions as well?? I would have busted open from laughter if he started doing that.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

OMG!! Did he do spanking motions as well?? I would have busted open from laughter if he started doing that.

lmoa

YES

I was like WTF?

And then he had to demonstrate how it is that she mounts him with her prego belly.

I swear once i though he was gonna lie there on the kitchen floor and bring his knees up to his ears to demonstrate that to.

 

[Dekaxx]

There aren't many people in my town who HAVEN'T pounded my sisters ass, so i hear about it all the time.
Sometimes, I hear someone telling a story in the gym or whatever and i'm thinking "that sounds like my sister" and then i hear the name or some other detail and it confirms it.

ROFLMFAO thats just freaking WRONG!

 

[Evil_Frisky]

with pics this could have been the hottest thread on EF ever.

peeps always teasing me with the preggo sex... damn...

You like preggo sex eh?

 

[Hiatussin]

You like preggo sex eh?

I wanna have preggo sex with a mother and daughter who are both pregnant. That would rule!

 

[Evil_Frisky]

I wanna have preggo sex with a mother and daughter who are both pregnant. That would rule!

ewww


Prego sex was ok, but it was really uncomfortable at time. And I was a heffer so that didn't help.

 

[nycgirl]

lmoa
YES
I was like WTF?
And then he had to demonstrate how it is that she mounts him with her prego belly.
I swear once i though he was gonna lie there on the kitchen floor and bring his knees up to his ears to demonstrate that to.

Please tell me you don't know what she calls him or say while they have sex.

 

[Hiatussin]

ewww


Prego sex was ok, but it was really uncomfortable at time. And I was a heffer so that didn't help.

You let it go on anyway. A woman conscious of her lifes duties. Very cute

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Please tell me you don't know what she calls him or say while they have sex.

Im sure thats next


I sure hope this doesn't haunt me while im getting my love groove on.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

You let it go on anyway. A woman conscious of her lifes duties. Very cute

barefoot, preggo and waiting on him hand and foot... thats what I learned in be a good wifey learning clasess. I don't talk back either, thats grounds for a beating.

 

[Hiatussin]

barefoot, preggo and waiting on him hand and foot... thats what I learned in be a good wifey learning clasess. I don't talk back either, thats grounds for a beating.

YEAH

 

[Becoming]

You like preggo sex eh?

where have you been?

OF COURSE I DO!

 

[Becoming]

Proof here - http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=430580

 

[H_T_]

actually, that is a tragedy. a travesty would be something along the lines of you being elected a mod.

 

[gonelifting]

eww

 

[bullett]

lol

talking to my brother in law today and he has to go into detail about SEX with my sister....

pregnant sister at that...

OK, im open to pretty much conversation wise.. I listen and am there for them.. but pounding my sister up the ass is something I would prefer not to hear.

wtf... do you talk to your inlaws about pounding ???

I definitely smell a come on here...

 

[Evil_Frisky]

actually, that is a tragedy. a travesty would be something along the lines of you being elected a mod.

Bitch

 

[H_T_]

:doublfi: Bitch

easy, Queen B, you left the net wide open. what was i supposed to do?

 

[Evil_Frisky]

easy, Queen B, you left the net wide open. what was i supposed to do?

Bow down... know your role

 

[H_T_]

Bow down... know your role

your kung-fu is garbage. now go carb up with a dry box of Count Chocula...

 

[WODIN]

So is your sister a freak in bed?

 

[Evil_Frisky]

your kung-fu is garbage. now go carb up with a dry box of Count Chocula...

Eww

Cereal is for wimps

 

[Evil_Frisky]

So is your sister a freak in bed?

LOL

dood!

She lived with me for a long time, I was basically like a mother to her. Last thing I wanna know is about her getting her love groove on from her BF. Now she can talk to me about it.. thats no biggie.

Last she told me she hated sex I guess that all changed.

 

[H_T_]

Eww

Cereal is for wimps

i forgot, Frisky only eats living things that bleed and have souls.....

 

[Evil_Frisky]

i forgot, Frisky only eats living things that bleed and have souls.....

And they have to be fresh, I prefer Virgins.

All besides the fresh part, you and aap would be just perfect for my thanksgiving feast.

 

[H_T_]

And they have to be fresh, I prefer Virgins.

All besides the fresh part, you and aap would be just perfect for my thanksgiving feast.

i just shivered and looked over my shoulder...........

 

[Evil_Frisky]

i just shivered and looked over my shoulder...........

be afraid... be very afraid

 

[stilleto]

ROFLMFAO thats just freaking WRONG!

yeah, its pretty bad.
but it sounds like frisky's sis is the same way.

 

[WODIN]

LOL

dood!

She lived with me for a long time, I was basically like a mother to her. Last thing I wanna know is about her getting her love groove on from her BF. Now she can talk to me about it.. thats no biggie.

Last she told me she hated sex I guess that all changed.

LOL!!!

 

[H_T_]

be afraid... be very afraid

so what if'n i ams? yous down there, I's up here. your areolas couldn't handle this cold weather........

 

[Evil_Frisky]

so what if'n i ams? yous down there, I's up here. your areolas couldn't handle this cold weather........

I don't understand the words that are coming out of your mouf

 

[H_T_]

I don't understand the words that are coming out of your mouf

i ain't skerred of you.

 

[mrdeeznuts]

He Wanted A Sisterly Threesome So He Could Hit Ur Taint And Do Ur Sister Bum Bum

 

[H_T_]

lol @ the "Who can outfuck Frisky thread......."

 

[Evil_Frisky]

He Wanted A Sisterly Threesome So He Could Hit Ur Taint And Do Ur Sister Bum Bum

You sick lil shit

 

[mrdeeznuts]

where is this thread u talk about

lol @ the "Who can outfuck Frisky thread......."

 

[H_T_]

where is this thread u talk about

this one here, right?

 

[Evil_Frisky]

lol @ the "Who can outfuck Frisky thread......."

wtf?

 

[mrdeeznuts]

i dunno i heard she's gone weeks without leaving her house and thats house she cuts down for contest time

 

[Evil_Frisky]

well, this thread took a sudden turn.

lol

 

[H_T_]

well, this thread took a sudden turn.

lol

this isn't about friskers sister being awesome in bed?

 

[Evil_Frisky]

this isn't about friskers sister being awesome in bed?

I don't know how good she is. For all I know they both suck, putting them on a very even level eh?

if judging by the way he humped the air , he has no rhythm and would be done in 2min 2sec.

 

[jdynasty]

why didn't you just critique his technique

 

[ceo]

I don't know how good she is. For all I know they both suck, putting them on a very even level eh?

if judging by the way he humped the air , he has no rhythm and would be done in 2min 2sec.

Now that's some endurance!!!

 

[H_T_]

I don't know how good she is. For all I know they both suck, putting them on a very even level eh?

if judging by the way he humped the air , he has no rhythm and would be done in 2min 2sec.

2 minutes better than me.....