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Golden Phone
> >>
> >>An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the
> >>world. For his first chapter he decided to write about American churches.
> >>So
>he
> >>bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he would
> >>work his way across the country from South to North. On his first day he
> >>was
> >>
> >>inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone
> >>mounted on the wall with a sign that read $10,000.00 per call. The
> >>American,
> >>
> >>being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone
> >>was used for? The priest replied that it was a direct line to Heaven and
> >>that for $10,000.00 one could talk to God. The American thanked the priest
> >>and went along his way.
> >>
> >>Next stop was in Atlanta, there, at a very large cathedral, he saw the
> >>same
> >>
> >>golden telephone with the
>same sign under it. He wondered if this
> >>was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and asked a nearby nun
> >>what its purpose was? She told him that it was a direct line to Heaven and
> >>that for $10,000.00 he could talk to God. "O.K. thanks" said the American
> >>He then traveled to Indianapolis, WashingtonDC, Philadelphia, Boston and
> >>New York, then on to Portland and north to Seattle. In every church he saw
> >>the same golden telephone with the same $10,000.00 per call sign under it.
> >>
> >>Upon leaving Seattle, the American saw a sign saying "Route 5 North to
> >>Vancouver CANADA" and decided to see if Canadians had the same golden
> >>telephone. He drove for awhile and finally arrived in White Rock BC
>
> >>and sure
> >>
> >>enough, there again in the local church was the same golden telephone,
> >>only this time the sign under it read 25 cents per call. The American was
> >>surprised and so intrigued that he asked the church's pastor about the
> >>sign.
> >>
> >>"Father, I've traveled all over America and I've seen this same golden
> >>telephone in many churches, I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven,
> >>but
> >>
> >>in every state the price was $10,000.00 per call. Why is it so cheap
> >>here?"
> >>
> >>The priest smiled and answered: "You're in Canada now son, it's a local
> >>call."
> >>
> >>Keep smiling. If you're proud to be Canadian pass this
>on.
>
> >>
> >>An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the
> >>world. For his first chapter he decided to write about American churches.
> >>So
>he
> >>bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he would
> >>work his way across the country from South to North. On his first day he
> >>was
> >>
> >>inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone
> >>mounted on the wall with a sign that read $10,000.00 per call. The
> >>American,
> >>
> >>being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone
> >>was used for? The priest replied that it was a direct line to Heaven and
> >>that for $10,000.00 one could talk to God. The American thanked the priest
> >>and went along his way.
> >>
> >>Next stop was in Atlanta, there, at a very large cathedral, he saw the
> >>same
> >>
> >>golden telephone with the
>same sign under it. He wondered if this
> >>was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and asked a nearby nun
> >>what its purpose was? She told him that it was a direct line to Heaven and
> >>that for $10,000.00 he could talk to God. "O.K. thanks" said the American
> >>He then traveled to Indianapolis, WashingtonDC, Philadelphia, Boston and
> >>New York, then on to Portland and north to Seattle. In every church he saw
> >>the same golden telephone with the same $10,000.00 per call sign under it.
> >>
> >>Upon leaving Seattle, the American saw a sign saying "Route 5 North to
> >>Vancouver CANADA" and decided to see if Canadians had the same golden
> >>telephone. He drove for awhile and finally arrived in White Rock BC
>
> >>and sure
> >>
> >>enough, there again in the local church was the same golden telephone,
> >>only this time the sign under it read 25 cents per call. The American was
> >>surprised and so intrigued that he asked the church's pastor about the
> >>sign.
> >>
> >>"Father, I've traveled all over America and I've seen this same golden
> >>telephone in many churches, I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven,
> >>but
> >>
> >>in every state the price was $10,000.00 per call. Why is it so cheap
> >>here?"
> >>
> >>The priest smiled and answered: "You're in Canada now son, it's a local
> >>call."
> >>
> >>Keep smiling. If you're proud to be Canadian pass this
>on.
>
