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A forwarded email from my daughter

kills

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Golden Phone
> >>
> >>An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the
> >>world. For his first chapter he decided to write about American churches.
> >>So
>he
> >>bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he would
> >>work his way across the country from South to North. On his first day he
> >>was
> >>
> >>inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone
> >>mounted on the wall with a sign that read $10,000.00 per call. The
> >>American,
> >>
> >>being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone
> >>was used for? The priest replied that it was a direct line to Heaven and
> >>that for $10,000.00 one could talk to God. The American thanked the priest
> >>and went along his way.
> >>
> >>Next stop was in Atlanta, there, at a very large cathedral, he saw the
> >>same
> >>
> >>golden telephone with the
>same sign under it. He wondered if this
> >>was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and asked a nearby nun
> >>what its purpose was? She told him that it was a direct line to Heaven and
> >>that for $10,000.00 he could talk to God. "O.K. thanks" said the American
> >>He then traveled to Indianapolis, WashingtonDC, Philadelphia, Boston and
> >>New York, then on to Portland and north to Seattle. In every church he saw
> >>the same golden telephone with the same $10,000.00 per call sign under it.
> >>
> >>Upon leaving Seattle, the American saw a sign saying "Route 5 North to
> >>Vancouver CANADA" and decided to see if Canadians had the same golden
> >>telephone. He drove for awhile and finally arrived in White Rock BC
>
> >>and sure
> >>
> >>enough, there again in the local church was the same golden telephone,
> >>only this time the sign under it read 25 cents per call. The American was
> >>surprised and so intrigued that he asked the church's pastor about the
> >>sign.
> >>
> >>"Father, I've traveled all over America and I've seen this same golden
> >>telephone in many churches, I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven,
> >>but
> >>
> >>in every state the price was $10,000.00 per call. Why is it so cheap
> >>here?"
> >>
> >>The priest smiled and answered: "You're in Canada now son, it's a local
> >>call."
> >>
> >>Keep smiling. If you're proud to be Canadian pass this
>on.
>
 
ohashi said:
I haven't, but since this is the internet, I can roll my eyes at anything and everything.
Oh ok yeah if you want to go ahead. I just thought maybe you had a bad experience in Canada, Because anybody i have spoke to that has been here has loved it,and i see a lot of tourism where i live so i have spoken to people from all over the world.
 
Yeah canada basically sucks. When I was in montreal with a few school buddies for new years all the canucks did was want to fight. The women weren't that great and I had what was supposedly pepperoni pizza but it was really shit, cheese and sauce with hot dog slicings on it. If you ask me thats hell.
 
bloodinbloodout said:
Yeah canada basically sucks. When I was in montreal with a few school buddies for new years all the canucks did was want to fight. The women weren't that great and I had what was supposedly pepperoni pizza but it was really shit, cheese and sauce with hot dog slicings on it. If you ask me thats hell.
Well yeah you were in Montreal hahahaha.they dont even think they are Canadian. Not a good example of Canada at all.
 
kills said:
Oh ok yeah if you want to go ahead. I just thought maybe you had a bad experience in Canada, Because anybody i have spoke to that has been here has loved it,and i see a lot of tourism where i live so i have spoken to people from all over the world.
ya I just love thoughs snaggle touth canadan bitches.cant understand a werd they say but they shere can suck a mean dick.
 
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