A contest with prizes for naming my dildo!

[Sailor_Girl]

I'm mocking you George.

 

[smallmovesal]

well if we name yours we'll have to name mine... along with my egg... my beads... and my plug... perhaps i've revealed too much

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Jailbait Jabber.

 

[strongchick]

Jailbait Jabber.

 

[Benzi]

what about B.O.S.???
Sounds like a dildo to me

 

[FyreWomanGoddess]

Name your dildo, Bob. Bob stands for Battery Operated Boyfriend.

 

[Sailor_Girl]

Jailbait Jabber.

I'm not jailbait anymore!!!

 

[dballer]

name it Pucky the Underage Fucky

 

[OMEGA]

I'm not jailbait anymore!!!

T J F G


D Y W A C ?

 

[Golfer18--old]

Name it Stanley.

 

[Test boy]

what about B.O.S.???
Sounds like a dildo to me

Good point...but he struck me as more of a prick than a dildo.

 

[Sushi X]

name it sushi x, that way everytime you cum you yell out:"oh sushi, yes, sushi, oh yes, yes, yes, ....."

 

[Test boy]

Um...how about Rubber Boy?

 

[Kryp2o]

It doesn't matter what you name it . . . just long as you scream my name out while using it.

 

[StillGreg]

Pearl Jam

My friend had one of those rabbit dildos with the pearls and she called it her Pearl Jam...I thought it was funny and clever.

 

[macDbol]

macdbol

 

[Kahn]

Big Daddy, now post a pic of the man

 

[Jimsbbc]

It prob has a gas powered lawnmower engine and weighs 75 lbs.

 

[MaGilicuti]

macdbol

i was gonna say the same thing

 

[WarriorPL]

My girlfriend names hers Bob.

But thats only for when Buddy (my penis) isn't present.

 

[Sailor_Girl]

macdbol

We have a winner!!!!

 

[the nature boy]

it's kinda ironic. you have a dildo at an age where some girls haven't even masterbated yet. You're ahead of the game!

 

[Cleaner]

don't worry I'll masterbate her.

 

[Freak Show]

That's a horrible name!!!!

How bout.... Mr. Bilbo the dildo

 

[Sailor_Girl]

macdbol is the best name ever for my dildo

 

[HumorMe]

What kind of prizes?

 

[Boach]

i was gonna say the same thing

Finally, some encougraging news. Mac is king, again!

 

[Sailor_Girl]

Finally, some encougraging news. Mac is king, again!

Party in my pants to celebrate!!!

 

[Golfer18--old]

Jailbait Jabber.

Now that was funny.

 

[macDbol]

does it run on diesel fuel?

 

[Sailor_Girl]

nahhh.....I settled for the triple A's.

 

[SDRaver]

Now where in the hell can I find a women like that.