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A black widow just gave birth in my laundry room.

I hate spiders more than the mother of all that is evil. jus the sight makes my skin crawl...I would drop them in some bleach. or super glue them to the ground outside in the sun so they cook. better yet take some hair spray and a lighter and go to town. watch out though, they pop!!
 
KurtAngle said:
time to let off a big bug bomb
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They're all still hangin out in the web. I could take them all out with a few shots of bug spray. Just seems so.......mean.

I mean the scorpions and cock roaches, hell, i kill them for fun. I've even euthanized three scorpions and sent them home to a couple friends. But spiders are cool. They eat bad bugs.
 
Spiders are one of the very few things on this earth I fear,lol.Creepy fucking insects.Those and scorpions and centipedes.Any of those poisonous little bastards that love to invenomate.
 
Uh, black widows are poisonous. You should have killed them instantly. This isnt like we're talking about Daddy Longlegs here, these are killas! Call the exterminator homey, you dont want em biting your nuts while you sleep!
 
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ripoff I know
 
gymtime said:
They wouldn't DARE bite my nuts..............would they?
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LOL Anythings possible! I suggest you smoke a few bowls and check your phone book for the Terminex phone #!
 
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Relocate the babies to the yard. The mother will soon die and will aggressively defend her young, so you may want to kill her before your capture the spiderlings.

If you want to keep some young as display animals, you can keep them fed by letting a cut piece of fruit sit out in an open jar. The fruit will attract small fruit flies that you can capture by quickly covering the jar with a lid. Then refrigerate the fly jar for a few minutes to momentarily immobilize the flies long enough to transfer them by wing with tweezors to your spider enclosure.

Soon, your babies will molt and need houseflies, capturable in much the same manner.
 
You need to get some WD40 and blast them to a crisp....used to find them under the cement thingys that catch water from the gutters......Having a few hundred in your house isnt a good idea.
 
gymtime said:


They're all still hangin out in the web. I could take them all out with a few shots of bug spray. Just seems so.......mean.

I mean the scorpions and cock roaches, hell, i kill them for fun. I've even euthanized three scorpions and sent them home to a couple friends. But spiders are cool. They eat bad bugs.
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Are you in FL? I've had some weird bugs here. We used to have stickbug mating season in summer...there would be two attached and they covered the whole house...especially the windows at night if the lights were on...freaky! Scorpions sucked...had those for a year and wouldn't walk around barefoot at night. If I see a spider on the floor I cover it with an upsidedown glass, next day they're usually dead. If I see one on the wall, I just leave it alone.
 
Big Johnson said:
Relocate the babies to the yard. The mother will soon die and will aggressively defend her young, so you may want to kill her before your capture the spiderlings.

If you want to keep some young as display animals, you can keep them fed by letting a cut piece of fruit sit out in an open jar. The fruit will attract small fruit flies that you can capture by quickly covering the jar with a lid. Then refrigerate the fly jar for a few minutes to momentarily immobilize the flies long enough to transfer them by wing with tweezors to your spider enclosure.

Soon, your babies will molt and need houseflies, capturable in much the same manner.
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This is brilliant! display animals:FRlol:
 
I dont mind spiders.
Its rats that I fuckin detest.
 
Man and I thought I was stupid! Hey after that why don't you keep a rattle-snack and a baboon viper as a pet as well. They like to be played with. Grab their tails and pinch really really hard ok?

Darwinism at its best
 
ReallyDumb said:
Man and I thought I was stupid! Hey after that why don't you keep a rattle-snack and a baboon viper as a pet as well. They like to be played with. Grab their tails and pinch really really hard ok?

Darwinism at its best
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Best theme of post from an ironic nickname ever.
 
ReallyDumb said:
Man and I thought I was stupid! Hey after that why don't you keep a rattle-snack and a baboon viper as a pet as well. They like to be played with. Grab their tails and pinch really really hard ok?

Darwinism at its best
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Thanks asshole,coffee just spat out my nose.:FRlol:
 
A bite from a black widow can kill you. My cousin's friend stayed at their house one night and got a black widow bite... she was paralzyed in the hospital for several days. Luckily my uncle found the spider, so they knew what bit her and how to treat her. Before he found it no one knew what was wrong with her.

I'd get rid of those spiders if I was you.
 
LOL -- Vipers as pets LOL

If you are THAT worried about killing them, just get a giant container and scoop up the entire web... then take the container outside and leave it somewhere...

I had a spider problem in my highrise one time... I had like 30 spiders that would bounce on their webs when you got too close... they were pretty large... but never came near me... I'd have to scoop them all up in a glass and take them out ot the room to the service stairway.. .LOL -- there must have been like 100 spiders in there before the exterminator came and sealed my windows with some spray. :)

C-ditty
 
what sort of place are they in? if possible without damaging stuff take the oppurtunity to practise your shooting skills. with an airgun if have to. they blast apart real nice when you shoot them
 
ReallyDumb said:
Man and I thought I was stupid! Hey after that why don't you keep a rattle-snack and a baboon viper as a pet as well. They like to be played with. Grab their tails and pinch really really hard ok?

Darwinism at its best
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I'm a weightlifter son. And I aina scared o' spiders OR rattle snacks!!!:mad:



OK OK......All you big tough juicer types can sleep a little easier tonight. I decided to get it over with. Doused the lot in poison, put a little more into the bucket of the shop vac and sucked them all up into the next life.

I feel dirty.
 
Gather them up and mail them (preferably alive) to:

D. Emilie
888 Intercoastal Dr
Ft Lauderdale, FL 33310

Let me know where I can send your $20 to.
 
AAP said:
Gather them up and mail them (preferably alive) to:

D. Emilie
888 Intercoastal Dr
Ft Lauderdale, FL 33310

Let me know where I can send your $20 to.
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Damn, AAP's one cookie you don't want to piss off!
 
gymtime said:


That is one angry monkey.
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One day I am going to post his phone number here on the board and have everyone call and hang up. Give him a taste of what it feels like.
 
gettinlarger said:


ha. Is that the dude that stalks you?
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Yeah.

Sometimes of the year are worse than others. I have a birthday coming up... so this (for him) is a hard time. The other times he sort of breaks down are Thanksgiving - New Years, his birthday, our old anniversary date.
 
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