1.) All 8 should come from the vast pool of Platinum Members.
2.) The mods will moderate the Chat Board, knowledge of AAS doesn't mean jack.
3.) A moderator is the digital equivalent of a janitor.
4.) This is probably a joke, I just didn't bother to read the 5 previous pages of "Reasons I should be a Mod".
5.) There are too many mods here to begin with, so what does adding 8 more accomplish [yes I read the 6 are leaving and two are scamming part]
6.) Making everything a numbered line item is fun, try it.
7.) This board needs better gay/lesbian reps, the demographic is not balanced enough.
8.) George Spellwin's mamma is so fat her blood type is Ragou.
9.) Too much hate, not enough scat.
10.) Lao Tzu once said, "Dude, this is some good shit."