Well, I'm sure I've already won and that this is just a formality but I'll say a thing or two about why I would be the bestest mod ever.
First, I'm better than everyone else and you all fucking know it.
Second, I'm giggling like a girl as I type this.
Third, pretending for a second that I actually need a third reason, I actually LIKE diarrhea...that's right.
In all honesty, I'm a mod on AR and it makes me more serious there though I still like to fuck around at times. It's hard to fuck around as much though when you are reading primarily crappy posts and "moderating". So once again, ME = already a mod = way better than everyone else.
Last thing, I want access to the damn mod forum so grant me my mod status or it'll be all of your asses....or something less threatening.