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feisty11975
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A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man.
The man said, " I want to have SEX with you right now! I'll drop
500 dollars on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you
to pick it up I will screw you from behind and be on my way!"
The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called
her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's
proposition.
Her girlfriend said " When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure
you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back
and tell me what happened."
An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back.
"What happened?" the girlfriend asked. The lady said "That
Son-Of-A-Bitch had $500 in quarters!"
The man said, " I want to have SEX with you right now! I'll drop
500 dollars on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you
to pick it up I will screw you from behind and be on my way!"
The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called
her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's
proposition.
Her girlfriend said " When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure
you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back
and tell me what happened."
An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back.
"What happened?" the girlfriend asked. The lady said "That
Son-Of-A-Bitch had $500 in quarters!"
