3 things...

[Stefka]

But while researching immigration law, I stumbled upon this gem. I laughed at this for like 15 minutes straight. Enjoy...
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080323202945AASCcm7

 

[curvymommy]

Yeah, I am boring too. I did lots of work this morning. The stuff I am working on makes me angry. Someone make me laugh. (Please)

Sorry girl, whenever I make people laugh it's usually an accident.

What are you working on that's making you mad? Paying bills or something?

 

[Stefka]

Sorry girl, whenever I make people laugh it's usually an accident.

What are you working on that's making you mad? Paying bills or something?

Working on a presentation on a bunch of depressing detention/deportation stuff, mainly involving kids.

 

[all the whey]

Working on a presentation on a bunch of depressing detention/deportation stuff, mainly involving kids.

I used to get detentions all the time when I was a kid.

 

[curvymommy]

Working on a presentation on a bunch of depressing detention/deportation stuff, mainly involving kids.

Dang, that kind of work sounds like it would be a match made in hell for me to do.

Lemme guess, you're not really a chick are you?

 

[curvymommy]

Yeah, I am boring too. I did lots of work this morning. The stuff I am working on makes me angry. Someone make me laugh. (Please)

ATW's HERE!!! Dreams come true!

 

[retsiger]

But while researching immigration law, I stumbled upon this gem. I laughed at this for like 15 minutes straight. Enjoy...
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080323202945AASCcm7

ok..now that's funny. LOL

 

[Stefka]

Dang, that kind of work sounds like it would be a match made in hell for me to do.

Lemme guess, you're not really a chick are you?

Why does me doing a presentation on deportation make me not a chick?
I am a chick, a law student chick, maybe even an emo law student chick.

Yeah, this topic sucks, but families need to be educated. This is going to be a little painful.

 

[Stefka]

ATW's HERE!!! Dreams come true!

YAY!
ATW, kitteh pics please.

 

[curvymommy]

Why does me doing a presentation on deportation make me not a chick?
I am a chick, a law student chick, maybe even an emo law student chick.

Yeah, this topic sucks, but families need to be educated. This is going to be a little painful.

nevermind I had you mixed up with another "chick". I remember you even posted a pic once I think of you at your desk looking emo, lol!

Kudos on what you're doing. The immigration workers came took away some of my friends from school when I was little. It was sad.

 

[Stefka]

nevermind I had you mixed up with another "chick". I remember you even posted a pic once I think of you at your desk looking emo, lol!

Kudos on what you're doing. The immigration workers came took away some of my friends from school when I was little. It was sad.

What part of TX are you from?

 

[curvymommy]

What part of TX are you from?

Very rural area of the Panhandle.

 

[Stefka]

Very rural area of the Panhandle.

Dallas and Houston for me.

 

[curvymommy]

Dallas and Houston for me.

Almost all of my family is from North of Dallas. Lake Texhoma, Denison-Sherman area. A bunch of them are in McKinney.


Anyway, sorry of accusing you of being an alter. LOL!

GL with your project.

 

[Stefka]

Anyway, sorry of accusing you of being an alter. LOL!

I get that a lot.

 

[Spartacus]

sheesh...you can't even leave to go read a good book. Look what happens, lol.

I am a good book

 

[curvymommy]

I am a good book

You seem to be a good book.

 

[all the whey]

ATW's HERE!!! Dreams come true!

Hi Curvymommy!!!!!!!!!!!11

 

[habitualhealth]

about a dozen posts since october
and half in this thread

and you come back to do marketing?

non-plat too

i never knew you had a crush on me.

i'd be plat if people around here were good on their word.

 

[Stefka]

You seem to be a good book.

His pages stick together.

 

[habitualhealth]

I'll come but I'm going to need 1,058,045 k to do so.

i'll need a penis shot first. thx

 

[all the whey]

YAY!
ATW, kitteh pics please.

 

[curvymommy]

Hi Curvymommy!!!!!!!!!!!11

Hey Buddy! You've been missed!

 

[habitualhealth]

oh god. the bitch is back.


HI HH!!!!!

omg i though for sure you'd been buried by now. glad to see you have a dang pulse.


HI MOMMA!!

 

[all the whey]

Hey Buddy! You've been missed!

 

[habitualhealth]

What are your stats?

still hot, why you wanna hook up?

 

[habitualhealth]

survival kit? Jelly donuts and bagels?

god i've missed you.

 

[Spartacus]

i never knew you had a crush on me.

i'd be plat if people around here were good on their word.

I'll be there
crush my cock
woman

 

[all the whey]

still hot, why you wanna hook up?

Are you the girl that didn't call swole back. Then, told him your baby was sick?

 

[curvymommy]

Ok, I'm so glad we kept this thread alive with our boring nonsense all day.

 

[Spartacus]

you want me to pull yur hair

 

[habitualhealth]

poke fun at yourself and I'll give 4000 kay

but you've got more to poke at than i do.

 

[Spartacus]

will your tongue fight back
or you just give up

 

[bw1]

1. FRIDAY, APRIL 18TH!! Come party with me!!

2. SATURDAY, MAY 10TH!! I'm competing!!

3. SURVIVAL KIT A household name!

bringin' back the mememememememememe!

There's a shocker

 

[needtogetaas]

Welcome back hh

 

[Smurfy]

i never knew you had a crush on me.

i'd be plat if people around here were good on their word.

iwent to your website and it was just your name and a glamour shot of you with no links to anything. wtf?

 

[wootoom]

them pics look so fake

 

[SouthernLord]

Who are you and why would anyone want to come to your party? Fucking web flyers for your party? You must be important? I bet you are stuck up and boring.

 

[wootoom]

Who are you and why would anyone want to come to your party? Fucking web flyers for your party? You must be important? I bet you are stuck up and boring.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[PICK3]

I'm str8

 

[wootoom]

im knot

 

[Frisky]

I'm str8

well fuck me running backwards

 

[habitualhealth]

are you nuts? thats not airbrushsed at all.

haha nope and that's me with no makeup. you should see me when they really do me up.

 

[wootoom]

fuck off HH lol j/k hows it going?

 

[habitualhealth]

fuck off HH lol j/k hows it going?

who the hell are you?

 

[Stefka]

Wow, HH did an awesome job of reigning in this thread.
She could teach Scotsman a thing or two.

 

[habitualhealth]

Wow, HH did an awesome job of reigning in this thread.
She could teach Scotsman a thing or two.

i posted the thread and left. came back to one of my longest threads in history.

....how DO i do it?

 

[Frisky]

haha nope and that's me with no makeup. you should see me when they really do me up.

girl straight up that is not you, and i have met you. keep it real. i don't like this you,its so fake. you lose a few ponds and this is what you result to? you are not the girl i met... check yourself seriously because those bullshit airbrushed phototos don't mean a damn thing. you were great like you were now you are just begging for attention and you should not have to beg im out of ths conversation still love ya girl

 

[wootoom]

girl straight up that is not you, and i have met you. keep it real. i don't like this you,its so fake. you lose a few ponds and this is what you result to? you are not the girl i met... check yourself seriously because those bullshit airbrushed phototos don't mean a damn thing. you were great like you were now you are just begging for attention and you should not have to beg im out of ths conversation still love ya girl

hahahahhahaha fuckin owned

 

[BLAZAY]

hahahahhahaha fuckin owned

lol

 

[GUARDIAN]

girl straight up that is not you, and i have met you. keep it real. i don't like this you,its so fake. you lose a few ponds and this is what you result to? you are not the girl i met... check yourself seriously because those bullshit airbrushed phototos don't mean a damn thing. you were great like you were now you are just begging for attention and you should not have to beg im out of ths conversation still love ya girl

wow!

 

[all the whey]

 

[the_alcatraz]

girl straight up that is not you, and i have met you. keep it real. i don't like this you,its so fake. you lose a few ponds and this is what you result to? you are not the girl i met... check yourself seriously because those bullshit airbrushed phototos don't mean a damn thing. you were great like you were now you are just begging for attention and you should not have to beg im out of ths conversation still love ya girl

Pwnd!

 

[all the whey]

 

[the_alcatraz]

lol

 

[all the whey]

 

[habitualhealth]

girl straight up that is not you, and i have met you. keep it real. i don't like this you,its so fake. you lose a few ponds and this is what you result to? you are not the girl i met... check yourself seriously because those bullshit airbrushed phototos don't mean a damn thing. you were great like you were now you are just begging for attention and you should not have to beg im out of ths conversation still love ya girl

lol wow! someone needs a zanny.

remember that time i was ALWAYS sarcastic? wtf?!

i was TOTALLY shittin' back with smurfy. CLEARLY i'm wearing makeup and CLEARLY the pics have been touched up.

chill the fuk down or get off the roids.

 

[the_alcatraz]

^^Good cat material

 

[wootoom]

who the fuck are you hooker?

 

[the_alcatraz]

*ownd!*

 

[habitualhealth]

who the fuck are you hooker?

the same bitch as before. now with better material.

 

[all the whey]

 

[all the whey]

lol wow! someone needs a zanny.

remember that time i was ALWAYS sarcastic? wtf?!

i was TOTALLY shittin' back with smurfy. CLEARLY i'm wearing makeup and CLEARLY the pics have been touched up.

chill the fuk down or get off the roids.

 

[javaguru]

the same bitch as before. now with better material.

I'll give you the first half of your post.

 

[all the whey]

lol wow! someone needs a zanny.

remember that time i was ALWAYS sarcastic? wtf?!

i was TOTALLY shittin' back with smurfy. CLEARLY i'm wearing makeup and CLEARLY the pics have been touched up.

chill the fuk down or get off the roids.

 

[all the whey]

lol wow! someone needs a zanny.

remember that time i was ALWAYS sarcastic? wtf?!

i was TOTALLY shittin' back with smurfy. CLEARLY i'm wearing makeup and CLEARLY the pics have been touched up.

chill the fuk down or get off the roids.

 

[all the whey]

 

[habitualhealth]

i smug n u jellus?

 

[all the whey]

i smug n u jellus?

u smug

frisky jealous.

 

[javaguru]

HH may have to battle Lestat for the smugness award...

 

[all the whey]

HH may have to battle Lestat for the smugness award...

I think HH just pulled ahead of lestat by an airbrushed nose.

 

[wootoom]

i heard u do roids

 

[habitualhealth]

u smug

frisky jealous.

well i would've never thought she would be jealous ESPECIALLY since she KNOWS sarcasm becomes me.

i'm gonna give her the benefit of the doubt on that bitchburst though. perhaps she wasn't following the thread accurately. a blind person could see the makeup on me.

otherwise guess it's really just a matter of time before people show their true colors.

 

[javaguru]

well i would've never thought she would be jealous ESPECIALLY since she KNOWS sarcasm becomes me.

i'm gonna give her the benefit of the doubt on that bitchburst though. perhaps she wasn't following the thread accurately. a blind person could see the makeup on me.

otherwise guess it's really just a matter of time before people show their true colors.

You and Frisky need an official EF "Bitch Down." It's like a dance off but more entertaining.

 

[all the whey]

i heard u do roids

i heard she does a lot of things

(from frisky)

 

[habitualhealth]

i heard u do roids

as long as you didn't hear i suck dong cuz that's totally not true.

 

[wootoom]

as long as you didn't hear i suck dong cuz that's totally not true.

id fuck ya

 

[habitualhealth]

id fuck ya

oh you heard i have a penis too?

 

[javaguru]

as long as you didn't hear i suck dong cuz that's totally not true.

#1 trait of a selfish wiminz...

 

[Raptorex]

this is definitely "Old School EF", I love you gals! thanks for coming back.

 

[all the whey]

#1 trait of a selfish wiminz...

I know.

Once, I heard HabitHealth say that

I figured she has to be hot and not as ugly as frisky says.

 

[javaguru]

I know.

Once, I heard HabitHealth say that

I figured she has to be hot and not as ugly as frisky says.

As a manz you always have to be wary of ex fatties...they tend to revert to their true form when they get married.

 

[all the whey]

As a manz you always have to be wary of ex fatties...they tend to revert to their true form when they get married.

agreed!

And, you just can't airbrush that fat off like frisky said they did in HH's pics.

 

[javaguru]

agreed!

And, you just can't airbrush that fat off like frisky said they did in HH's pics.

True, you have to climb into bed with it every single night...

 

[habitualhealth]

this is definitely "Old School EF", I love you gals! thanks for coming back.

typical man...doesn't realize what he's got til it's gone.




.....and comes back for more.

 

[Frisky]

agreed!

And, you just can't airbrush that fat off like frisky said they did in HH's pics.

sweets not one damn time i said she was fat i said she had natural beauty and ive seen it so back the fuck off

 

[habitualhealth]

sweets not one damn time i said she was fat i said she had natural beauty and ive seen it so back the fuck off

they are trying to get us to fight.

i think it's funny.

 

[velvett]

Good Luck HH!

 

[javaguru]

they are trying to get us to fight.

i think it's funny.

We just want the "real bitch of EF" settled...we all know Stilleto is queen but we want a successor.....

 

[habitualhealth]

We just want the "real bitch of EF" settled...we all know Stilleto is queen but we want a successor.....

i think we saw her shine at her best tonight.

 

[Mavafanculo]

 

[habitualhealth]

honey, i'm italian...we don't slap

 

[javaguru]

i think we saw her shine at her best tonight.

Stated like a true bitch but not confirmed...

 

[all the whey]

honey, i'm italian...we don't slap

The body hair make it difficult to slap?

 

[habitualhealth]

The body hair make it difficult to slap?

not typically. my gold chains usually hold the hair down. or i just use KB's hair gel to smooth it down.

 

[Mavafanculo]

you aint got nuffin on the brooklyn guidettes - they put razor blades in their hair when they got beef. a little trick they picked up from the nubian debutantes

 

[habitualhealth]

you aint got nuffin on the brooklyn guidettes - they put razor blades in their hair when they got beef. a little trick they picked up from the nubian debutantes

please, i'd have a cap in the beech's ass before she found the razor in the fro.

 

[needtogetaas]

btw atw nice picks bro. I know you had some good ones in this thread.

 

[Mavafanculo]

please, i'd have a cap in the beech's ass before she found the razor in the fro.

*wood*

 

[Frisky]

I may have to bitch slap her twice before i throw her down and put into an arm bar and make her submit... i would be nice about it though


still luv ya grl