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where in Canada can you fuck at 14?! lol
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where in Canada can you fuck at 14?! lol
calveless wonder
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My birthday is on New Years eve, so it usually turns out absolutely awesome or absolutely shitty. this was a weird one because it was a little bit of both. definetely disappointing though
I had just gotten back from an Amsterdam/Germany trip a couple of days before and my best friend's brother was in town with his good friend and said they were going out on a casino boat. I didn't have other plans so i was like fuck it, sounds fun. I had never gambled (besides poker)
So we get on the boat, and there's a badass buffet...but i look around and it's all fuckin old people. Except one petite chick that was really really pretty in a cute dress.
So i scarf down a bunch of food and get a few drinks. As soon as we hit offshore i go to the blackjack table with one of the other dudes i went with. I pulled out about 300-400 bucks...and i ended up losing it all in about 20-25 minutes.
I was so fuckin pissed!!! So i'm thinking "fuck, this sucks". So i keep drinking more and going upstairs on the deck of the boat all pissed off. When I get up there I see the petite chick standing alone looking over the deck. She was there with her parents but obviously wanted nothing to do with them. I walk right up to her and go "trying to plan your escape from your parents?". She's says yes very emphatically. She was obviously bored as shit. So we start talking and she's being very flirty and touchy feely. I ask her how old she was...she says she's 18 and in town from Seattle. We end up chilling up there and talking for a couple of hours, so finally i decide to make out with her.
at midnight her parents come up looking to do the NYE toast. They were looking at me very strange (they were hungarian) but the dad tried to be kinda nice towards the end.
After chillin with the girl for a bit longer and making out with her for a bit more (with the parents out of sight) the boat finally goes back to shore.
We exchange numbers and she tells me she wants to see me when she comes back in a couple of months...she's never met anyone like me etc.
Well...about a month after i see a link to her myspace page in her AIM profile and her age says "16".
my fuckin jaw dropped. no wonder her parents were fuckin grilling me!! what a lying whore
I met this girl exactly 3 days after i initially started talking to my girlfriend at the time....she found out about this chick somehow way after the fact because one of the idiots on the boat thought she was that same chick when we went out together one time. I stopped talking to the boat girl after i started dating my girlfriend(which was the same time i found out about her age), but it was a shit storm nonetheless.
I had just gotten back from an Amsterdam/Germany trip a couple of days before and my best friend's brother was in town with his good friend and said they were going out on a casino boat. I didn't have other plans so i was like fuck it, sounds fun. I had never gambled (besides poker)
So we get on the boat, and there's a badass buffet...but i look around and it's all fuckin old people. Except one petite chick that was really really pretty in a cute dress.
So i scarf down a bunch of food and get a few drinks. As soon as we hit offshore i go to the blackjack table with one of the other dudes i went with. I pulled out about 300-400 bucks...and i ended up losing it all in about 20-25 minutes.
I was so fuckin pissed!!! So i'm thinking "fuck, this sucks". So i keep drinking more and going upstairs on the deck of the boat all pissed off. When I get up there I see the petite chick standing alone looking over the deck. She was there with her parents but obviously wanted nothing to do with them. I walk right up to her and go "trying to plan your escape from your parents?". She's says yes very emphatically. She was obviously bored as shit. So we start talking and she's being very flirty and touchy feely. I ask her how old she was...she says she's 18 and in town from Seattle. We end up chilling up there and talking for a couple of hours, so finally i decide to make out with her.
at midnight her parents come up looking to do the NYE toast. They were looking at me very strange (they were hungarian) but the dad tried to be kinda nice towards the end.
After chillin with the girl for a bit longer and making out with her for a bit more (with the parents out of sight) the boat finally goes back to shore.
We exchange numbers and she tells me she wants to see me when she comes back in a couple of months...she's never met anyone like me etc.
Well...about a month after i see a link to her myspace page in her AIM profile and her age says "16".
my fuckin jaw dropped. no wonder her parents were fuckin grilling me!! what a lying whore
I met this girl exactly 3 days after i initially started talking to my girlfriend at the time....she found out about this chick somehow way after the fact because one of the idiots on the boat thought she was that same chick when we went out together one time. I stopped talking to the boat girl after i started dating my girlfriend(which was the same time i found out about her age), but it was a shit storm nonetheless.
calveless wonder
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EnderJE said:
LOL i definetely didn't fuck her.
that would have been horrible.
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