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Sugar, ah honey honey
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you.
Honey, ah sugar sugar
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you.
I just can't believe the loveliness of loving you
(I just can't believe it's true)
I just can't believe the one to love this feeling to.
(I just can't believe it's true)
Ah sugar, ah honey honey
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you.
Ah honey, ah sugar sugar
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you.
When I kissed you, girl, I knew how sweet a kiss could be
(I know how sweet a kiss can be)
Like the summer sunshine pour your sweetness over me
(Pour your sweetness over me)
Sugar, pour a little sugar on it honey,
Pour a little sugar on it baby
I'm gonna make your life so sweet, yeah yeah yeah
Pour a little sugar on it oh yeah
Pour a little sugar on it honey,
Pour a little sugar on it baby
I'm gonna make your life so sweet, yeah yeah yeah
Pour a little sugar on it honey,
Ah sugar, ah honey honey
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you.
Oh honey, honey, sugar sugar ..
You are my candy girl ..
 
100.000 karma? for guesses i can't believe you are the only one trying
 
lol @ this thread.. a weekend gone and i dont remember shit.. wow i'm pathetic.. and depressed.
 
wanna hear about my week? found out i'm getting sued by the biggest company in the world.. popped 2 tires on my benz bent one rim.. got my eye split playing basketball 30 stiches.. i owe like 30 grand in taxes... lol only way it could get worse is if i got stabbed or something..

all this shit happened on friday.. so i just started drinking and didn't stop or sleep or eat for 2 days.. but yes hopefully things iwll get better..
 
Phaded said:
wanna hear about my week? found out i'm getting sued by the biggest company in the world.. popped 2 tires on my benz bent one rim.. got my eye split playing basketball 30 stiches.. i owe like 30 grand in taxes... lol only way it could get worse is if i got stabbed or something..

all this shit happened on friday.. so i just started drinking and didn't stop or sleep or eat for 2 days.. but yes hopefully things iwll get better..
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damn that sux
 
Phaded said:
wanna hear about my week? found out i'm getting sued by the biggest company in the world.. popped 2 tires on my benz bent one rim.. got my eye split playing basketball 30 stiches.. i owe like 30 grand in taxes... lol only way it could get worse is if i got stabbed or something..

all this shit happened on friday.. so i just started drinking and didn't stop or sleep or eat for 2 days.. but yes hopefully things iwll get better..
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at least you have a benz
my 11 ton limo has the most unpleasant driver
 
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, and stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife still wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!" His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, jump into bed, slap my wife on the ass, and say, 'Who's horny?' and she acts like she's sound asleep. It works every time!"
 
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and the talk turns to their adventures. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch. "How did you end up with the peg leg?" he asks.

The pirate replies, "I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. As my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."

"Wow!" says the seaman. "What about your hook?"

"Well," answers the pirate, "we were boarding a ship when one of the enemy hacked off my hand."

"Incredible!" says the seaman. "How’d you get the eye patch?"

"A sea gull shit in my eye," the pirate replies.

"You lost your eye to a sea gull dropping?" the seaman asks.

"Well," says the pirate, "it was my first day with the hook."
 
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to the gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at the woman and all of his professionalism goes out the window. He immediately asks her to undress. After she has disrobed, the doctor begins stroking her thigh.

"Do you know what I’m doing?" he asks.

"Yes," she replies. "You’re checking for any abrasions or abnormalities."

"That’s right," says the doctor. Emboldened, he then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I’m doing now?"

"You’re checking for any lumps or breast cancer," she replies.

"Correct," says the doctor. Deciding to go for broke, he mounts her and begins having sex with her. "Do you know what I’m doing now?"

"Yes," she says. "You’re getting herpes—which is what I came here about in the first place."
 
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