Medicman669
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Anyone ever had any real gains or benefits from penis pumps..jelq'n..long shanking?.. 


BAHAHHAAHHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!squatmonkey said:I made a custom penis pump using a briggs and stratton 5 horsepower gas engine and a 500 p.s.i. pool pump and my dick is three feet long. When I get an erection the lack of blood to my brain causes me to pass out ( kinda like layinback )....................
rolling on the floor laughing my ass offsquatmonkey said:I made a custom penis pump using a briggs and stratton 5 horsepower gas engine and a 500 p.s.i. pool pump and my dick is three feet long. When I get an erection the lack of blood to my brain causes me to pass out ( kinda like layinback )....................
I have to remember that.... I swear I cant stop laughingArabian said:rolling on the floor laughing my ass off

The "Yank Method" very effective..........krssmth said:something else ive tried for the last 4mos..is everyone time I visit the shitter to urinate throughout the day I pull down on my tool for about 1min each time seems like ive noticed more length havent measured any improvement as of yet..call me extreme/obsessive..![]()
squatmonkey said:I made a custom penis pump using a briggs and stratton 5 horsepower gas engine and a 500 p.s.i. pool pump and my dick is three feet long. When I get an erection the lack of blood to my brain causes me to pass out ( kinda like layinback )....................
sugashane said:LMAO!!!! He gets morning wood and passes out for 5 more hours. lol
No homo!you would probably be better off learning to use it properly, rather than wasting your time yanking on your dick trying to make it longer.krssmth said:something else ive tried for the last 4mos..is everyone time I visit the shitter to urinate throughout the day I pull down on my tool for about 1min each time seems like ive noticed more length havent measured any improvement as of yet..call me extreme/obsessive..![]()
Any one ever use anything that has ever worked though? for real. I can't Imagen my wife being able to handle an more then I already have, but hell I would love to kill her tryingkrssmth said:Never had any complaints..but im an extremist so I just want all the size and girth I can pack on : )..

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