2 more weeks until I retire.

[biteme]

You can retire from welfare?

You can if you're a genIous.

 

[puddlemonkey]

lol

 

[heatherrae]

I have a sugar momma bro. I'll be doing all the household chores. I'll work from time to time when I get bored.

I wouldn't do that if I were you. I've been there, done that and got the t-shirt.

 

[puddlemonkey]

done that and got the t-shirt.

In a XXXXXXXXXXL?

 

[heatherrae]

In a XXXXXXXXXXL?

Actually, I am wearing an XL right now.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I can't believe I only get a couple more weeks to tease you

 

[puddlemonkey]

you'll go nuts sitting on your ass bro.

Nah, I do that all day at work. Its cake when you have the interwebs, just be sure to get up out of your chair and walk around a couple times a day to keep your ass from hurting too much. That or get a smaller dildo.

 

[blueta2]

I thought u were all ready retarded...........oh sorry you said retired

 

[vixensghost]

Great...Just what we need, another fatter , lazier man in this world. ;-)

 

[Bikini Mod]

Rock on my brother..... Funny though, I seem to recall getting hung out to dry by some fellas on this here board. They used such an ugly name for me. What was it? Oh yea... it was:


GOLD DIGGER.




I am happy for you, got nuthin but love... but surely you can see how this thread of yours is sorta ironic.... dont you?