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2 more weeks until I retire.

biteme

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Retired at the age of 42. All you others are out there in the rat race and I get to sit on my ass and take it easy. :)
 
do you have enough loot to live off for the rest of your days?
 
Gambino said:
do you have enough loot to live off for the rest of your days?

I have a sugar momma bro. I'll be doing all the household chores. I'll work from time to time when I get bored.
 
Do I sense some jealousy from some of the females/males? Am I belittled in your eyes now?
 
you'll go nuts sitting on your ass bro.

and it's not like you got enough disposal income to go travel the world and do crazy shit, like alot of people who retire in their 40's. Most people i know who made it (the only people that actually retire in their 40's), don't even end up fully retired. They just have a bunch of investments and side businesses that are delegated for the most part.

go back to school, or find a new career. something you enjoy
 
calveless wonder said:
you'll go nuts sitting on your ass bro.

and it's not like you got enough disposal income to go travel the world and do crazy shit, like alot of people who retire in their 40's. Most people i know who made it (the only people that actually retire in their 40's), don't even end up fully retired. They just have a bunch of investments and side businesses that are delegated for the most part.

go back to school, or find a new career. something you enjoy

Shit. Taking care of a household is a full time job according to some of the women that do it. I'm gonna have it rough. Woo hoooo
 
I'm gonna start watching soap operas.
 
PuddleMonkey said:
You can retire from welfare? :confused:

You can if you're a genIous. :)
 
biteme said:
I have a sugar momma bro. I'll be doing all the household chores. I'll work from time to time when I get bored.
I wouldn't do that if I were you. I've been there, done that and got the t-shirt.
 
calveless wonder said:
you'll go nuts sitting on your ass bro.


Nah, I do that all day at work. Its cake when you have the interwebs, just be sure to get up out of your chair and walk around a couple times a day to keep your ass from hurting too much. That or get a smaller dildo.
 
Rock on my brother..... Funny though, I seem to recall getting hung out to dry by some fellas on this here board. They used such an ugly name for me. What was it? Oh yea... it was:


GOLD DIGGER.





I am happy for you, got nuthin but love... but surely you can see how this thread of yours is sorta ironic.... dont you?
 
For those of you that know my history. My first day of freedom will be August 24th and that was purely coincidental, although it's not really coincidental at all. I don't know how, no matter what I think though, the god of Israel isreal.
 
crazyjoe said:
you just pathetically<(however thats fuckin spelled) bumped you're own thread. :chomp:

I do that quite often.
 
Really.... It seems odd that guys like YOU gave me such a hard time about supposedly being a golddigger and now you are crowing about being in a similar circumstance?

Not being a bitch, just pointing out the irony. I am ALWAYS glad when other people are doing well.

By the way, if you dont work then does your gf pay your exwife your childsupport? None of my damned business it is just that I have not heard of a guy that just up and quit working because his gf pays the bills. Usually if he has kid(s) he is responsible for some sort of child/exspousal support.... How did you get out of that?

Dude, you should write a book. I am CERTAIN that the fellas here on EF would make you mad rich snapping that up!

FUCK - I just came up with *work* for you. :lmao:

Dontcha hate me? :)
 
You know what Biteme, I think this is a good move for you. I think you should take this time and really get to know yourself.
If I had the chance to have someone support me, I would quit my job and go back to school full time.
I hope you utilize your time in a productive manner.
 
Smurfy said:
way not to be a productive member of society. that's pure laziness.

agreed.
without little kids in the house, without a big house and land to take care of, or a full time "hobby" like charity work or art work or intense athletic training, staying home to take care of a small house sounds like the work of the simple minded and lazy.
 
HumanTarget said:
adjascent to refuse is refuse....

Don't be so harsh... He isn't doing anything wrong. They are two consenting adults and if this arrangement works for them, who is anyone else to judge?
 
blueta2 said:
You know what Biteme, I think this is a good move for you. I think you should take this time and really get to know yourself.
If I had the chance to have someone support me, I would quit my job and go back to school full time.
I hope you utilize your time in a productive manner.

We have a lot of extra space, plus a HOT TUB!!!

:santa:
 
BIKINIMOM said:
HELLO!!!! Arent you supposed to be *in a meeting* or sumthin?

Good Lord he NEVER shuts his engine off.

I was thinking about quiting my job and living off you.... But I forgot, I already do.

:santa:
 
vixensghost said:
Im just gonna post so I can be a sammich 'tween kini and Grumpy.

WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok, I already got into trouble when the last hot woman was in the hot tub... :verygood:

But a Vixenghost sammich I think you could be without me getting in trouble :heart:

HOT TUB!!!

But I learnt my lesson!!!!

:santa:
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok, I already got into trouble when the last hot woman was in the hot tub... :verygood:

But a Vixenghost sammich I think you could be without me getting in trouble :heart:

HOT TUB!!!

But I learnt my lesson!!!!

:santa:


Oh no you did'nt...You sayin I'm not hot enough to get u in trouble?

I'm taking my sammich and goin home now.
 
vixensghost said:
Oh no you did'nt...You sayin I'm not hot enough to get u in trouble?

I'm taking my sammich and goin home now.

Hell no!! I am saying I learnt my lesson with hot wimmens nekkid in the hot tub!!! :verygood:

I'll make ya another sammich cause I do all the kookin at BM's house

:santa:
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
Hell no!! I am saying I learnt my lesson with hot wimmens nekkid in the hot tub!!! :verygood:

I'll make ya another sammich cause I do all the kookin at BM's house

:santa:

You shameless thread hijackers!!

Yea, I dont mind supporting my Old Grump... he's a good little hubby. He makes REAL GOOD sammiches VixenBabe... come on over and play for awhile. He is a REALLY GOOD KOOKER. :chomp:

And he promises to keep his lawngnome drool to hisself anymore. :splat: He learnt hisself a real good lesson last time. :verygood:
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
Hell no!! I am saying I learnt my lesson with hot wimmens nekkid in the hot tub!!! :verygood:

I'll make ya another sammich cause I do all the kookin at BM's house

:santa:

I'll bring the baked pita chips and my famous salsa over since you got back on my good side.

Does Kini not like to kook? Or, is she really bad at it?
 
vixensghost said:
I'll bring the baked pita chips and my famous salsa over since you got back on my good side.

Does Kini not like to kook? Or, is she really bad at it?

okie dokie!!! Just bring a smile and we'll supply the suntan lotion. BM never gets dressed anymore anyway. Nekkid all day and all night... So I am sure there won't be a problem there.

SALSA my favorite!! VG my second fav (after BM of course)

I don't know if she is a good or bad cook, she never has....

:santa:
 
vixensghost said:
I'll bring the baked pita chips and my famous salsa over since you got back on my good side.

Does Kini not like to kook? Or, is she really bad at it?


He'll never know either way as he simply doesnt LET ME cook. He loves to cook for me so who am I to deprive him of pleasure?

I will whatever yummy stuffs you bring. I warn you, I make AWESOME blender drinks... the kind that you dont even realize how hard they hitcha till the floor hits you back! :worried:
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
okie dokie!!! Just bring a smile and we'll supply the suntan lotion. BM never gets dressed anymore anyway. Nekkid all day and all night... So I am sure there won't be a problem there.

SALSA my favorite!! VG my second fav (after BM of course)

I don't know if she is a good or bad cook, she never has....

:santa:


I'm gonna show up just to get that sexy bitch in the kitchen. I'll train her on the fine art of cookin.
 
vixensghost said:
I'm gonna show up just to get that sexy bitch in the kitchen. I'll train her on the fine art of cookin.

Heheheehe I know how to cook quite well....

(But I will play all dumb and helpless... it will be GOBS OF FUN!!!)
 
BIKINIMOM said:
*claps hands*

Oh goodie! I've always wanted to be a soup wench! Do I get to wear sexy shoes too?! :qt:

Size shoe? I'll bring my collection.... :)




PS..YOU did not offend me in anyway, Kini. It's alllll good. :heart:
 
WOOOOHOOOOO again!!!

Party gnomes eat your hearts out!!!!
I get a VG & BM sammich!!!!

Dressed up BM and VG wearing a smile!!! Two of my favorite outfits......

We don't need no salsa!!

HOT TUB!!

:santa:
 
vixensghost said:
Size shoe? I'll bring my collection.... :)




PS..YOU did not offend me in anyway, Kini. It's alllll good. :heart:


7 1/2 narrow.... I already have your standard pair of clear acrylic platform sex shoes, but a girl never can have too many!!! :qt:
 
I'm going to quit my job and live with BM and VG, they can work... Hell no, why do we need to work we can just go on welfare and collect unemployment and I can pimp lawn gnomes to support us all!!

:santa:
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
I'm going to quit my job and live with BM and VG, they can work... Hell no, why do we need to work we can just go on welfare and collect unemployment and I can pimp lawn gnomes to support us all!!

:santa:


lol...Kini, I can see why you love him.

PS...We shall wear Prada, Kini. We can do some classy/stanky cookin. :heart:
 
vixensghost said:
lol...Kini, I can see why you love him.

PS...We shall wear Prada, Kini. We can do some classy/stanky cookin. :heart:


OMG the two of you are KILLING ME.

I am literally howling over here.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
I am willing to wager that more men on elite would like to know how Biteme got out of paying childsupport.

I never had to pay it. I got a good attorney and we got split custody with no child support. She actually had to pay me for 6 months when my daughter lived solely with me during that time period.
 
Smurfy said:
way not to be a productive member of society. that's pure laziness.

That remark resembles me... I'm just gonna take a break and decide what I want to pursue. Now, I have options that I didn't have before. I'm thinking of becoming a monk.
 
If they weren't so soft and didn't smell so good, we wouldn't have any use for them.
 
biteme said:
I never had to pay it. I got a good attorney and we got split custody with no child support. She actually had to pay me for 6 months when my daughter lived solely with me during that time period.

But I thought you said she went back to live with your ex?

Either way you should write that book... You would make a KILLING the way the menz round these parts talk.

...just sayin
 
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