1000 post thread?

[FreakMonster]

Well here it is: The 1,000 post thread! The idea is simple....to make this the longest thread in Elite history. BUT there are some rules...

Keep it interesting...we want this thread to make Elite history as the longest and most viewed thread EVER!

If this is a flop (God forbid) then I hate you all and wish you painful toe stubbings!!

So, what do we all think of this idea? Can we do it? I want to see all members from jr to admin post here at least once!! And finally, yes I AM bored as anything!

So, let the 1000+ post thread begin...lets try to keep it light hearted

 

[Big Brother Val]

Well... here's post #2... I feel I've done my part... I can't keep carrying this on my own.

 

[manny78]

Euhh what about talking about sex ? sure we're gonna reach 1000 quickly this way

 

[TN MuscleBear]

I'll help...even though this is kind of dumb.

 

[FreakMonster]

Euhh what about talking about sex ? sure we're gonna reach 1000 quickly this way

Uhh Ok we can talk about anything then!!

 

[FreakMonster]

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

 

[casavant]

Uummmm...

My woman left me, my dog got run over, and my pickup's broke down.

 

[FreakMonster]

Maybe I should have called it the BUMP thread or the get more posts thread!!

 

[Binky]

I had a chocolate chip bagel smothered in cream cheese
for breakfast.

If that helps.

 

[manny78]

For some unknown reasons my dish-washer broke this morning..... damn I bought it in april only

 

[no comment]

wet or dry??

 

[manny78]

wet or dry??

wet

 

[Stryc-9]

No offence - but the title of this thread is not very catchy....

....it needs more eye-candy....if only you could post a pic of smallmovesal as the title of this thread - then more people would read it....the majority comprised of horny teenage boys....

 

[no comment]

wet

you have to go on with other choices like

sticky or slippery

 

[manny78]

you have to go on with other choices like

sticky or slippery

damn I'm a man what the hell am I going to do without my dish-washer, now they said it will take 15 days to fix it and get it back !!!!!!!!!

 

[FreakMonster]

Im with Corn- if we talk about sex- they will cum...

I'll cum if you cum!!

 

[Gilbyag]

aint gonna happen...

 

[FreakMonster]

aint gonna happen...

WHY NOT? :-(

 

[OMEGA]

according to Albest Einstein the answere to the worlds woes,

was some form of Socialism.

is the guy dumb or something?

 

[The Shadow]

Should have mentioned DOTS balls

 

[The Shadow]

I'll give you a topic:

Rhode Island is neither a road or an island.

Talk amongst yourselves.

 

[BuggyWhips]

bump

 

[BuggyWhips]

i can bump for hours, i need to get my post #up!!!!!

 

[BuggyWhips]

Where does everyone work???? I work as a financial planner

 

[BuggyWhips]

New Jersey is neither new or a jersey

 

[BuggyWhips]

I guess everyone can see im bored at work.

 

[FreakMonster]

NicolePap walked up to a bald little old man named Cornholio rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"
"I take huge amounts of testosterone every week, as well as growth hormone, DNP, winstrol, deca, T3 and diuretics. Besides that I party hard every weekend, take ecstasy, cocaine and drink like hell"

"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?" "Twenty-six," Cornholio said.

 

[BuggyWhips]

I think there was already a post with 1000 replies. Someone posted something asking whats your favorite party drug and it was getting replies months after it was created...

 

[HumorMe]

I'll give you a topic:

Rhode Island is neither a road or an island.

Talk amongst yourselves.

It's barely a state. I have friends with farms bigger than Rhode Island.

 

[The Shadow]

NicolePap walked up to a bald little old man named Cornholio rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"
"I take huge amounts of testosterone every week, as well as growth hormone, DNP, winstrol, deca, T3 and diuretics. Besides that I party hard every weekend, take ecstasy, cocaine and drink like hell"

"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?" "Twenty-six," Cornholio said.

Spoken like a true intellectual midget. Fuck you and the gimp you rode into town on.

 

[The Shadow]

Why is it the "objects may be close than they appear" sticker is only on the right side view mirror???

 

[Binky]

Why do they call them Apartments when they are all together???

 

[The Shadow]

I think ther eshould be an eye-level sign at men's urinals that says:

"Do NOT eat the big white mint."

 

[FreakMonster]

Freak- I already came-- your turn

How did you cum?

 

[FreakMonster]

Spoken like a true intellectual midget. Fuck you and the gimp you rode into town on.

Hey you little rat!!!

Don't make me start a fucking JIHAD!!!

 

[The Shadow]

Why do bears do it in the woods

 

[The Shadow]

Bee work, worker bees, around the clock. THey never stop. Collecting pollen or whatever bees do...

 

[Binky]

How close to the ceiling does a fly get before he turns over
to land upside down?????

 

[casavant]

If you're going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

 

[HumorMe]

With my shower massage this am.. how else?

Your turn!!

The only post on this thread that is worth reading...over and over and over and.....the images are becoming clearer now!

 

[casavant]

How come people say "Heads up!" when you're supposed to duck?

 

[FreakMonster]

With my shower massage this am.. how else?

Your turn!!

NICE!!!!

I haven't shot a load yet today, but maybe some talking would do the job

 

[The Shadow]

Bee work, worker bees, around the clock. THey never stop. Collecting pollen or whatever bees do...

...of course, their life expectancy is 20 days. Or in a bee's case 20 days and 20 nights.

 

[FreakMonster]

The only post on this thread that is worth reading...over and over and over and.....the images are becoming clearer now!

I'm getting a nice mental image of that too. Hmmmmm

 

[FreakMonster]

...of course, their life expectancy is 20 days. Or in a bee's case 20 days and 20 nights.

Are you talking to yourself?

How many personalities do you have?

 

[FreakMonster]

Bathroom break,
I gotta leak the lizard

 

[casavant]

Q: What do you call a lesbian with thick fingers?

A: Well hung.

 

[FreakMonster]

Every morning

shampoo- condition- wash face- masterbate- shave legs and bikini

How do you shave your muff?

I heard Nicole likes anal too? Is this true Nicole?

 

[casavant]

How do they get Teflon to stick to the frying pan?

 

[FreakMonster]

Q: What do you call a lesbian with thick fingers?

A: Well hung.

hehe

 

[kuda75]

i have done my part

 

[Binky]

How come Dogs don't step in their own Shit ???
They have twice as many chances.

 

[HumorMe]

Every morning

masturbate-shampoo- masturbate-condition- wash face- masterbate- shave legs-masturbate-bikini-masturbate...

This is what she really does!
Damn....I bet you are tired before you even leave the house!

 

[casavant]

Did you hear about the house the two lesbians built? There's not a stud in it- it's all tongue-in-groove.

 

[casavant]

Two condoms are walking past a gay bar. One turns to the other and says, "Hey, wanna go in and get shit-faced?".

 

[Binky]

Did you hear about the house the two lesbians built? There's not a stud in it- it's all tongue-in-groove.

 

[The Shadow]

...of course, their life expectancy is 20 days. Or in a bee's case 20 days and 20 nights.

Or maybe expectancy is the the wrong term in the case of a bee...who knows what a bee expects...

 

[FreakMonster]

Freak- let me know how it goes...

Id love to watch that stuff..


Shave it clean mostly-- right now a little patch for holiday decoration--
TASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anal who me? Have you been Between the sheets?

LOL Ya, I ventured over to BTS and read a little bit of the anal thread. Hehe, I liked it alot!!

By the way I made it back ok from the bathroom without falling in the toilet.

So do you like watching guys piss or spank there monkey's?

 

[Stryc-9]

I hate it when you're in a public men's room and there are twenty free urinals - and some jackass walks in and starts using the one directly beside you.....what is the deal with that??

 

[casavant]

The three most common lies in Arkansas:

1) The check's in the mail.
2) I didn't know she was my cousin.
3) I was just trying to get this pig over the fence.

 

[casavant]

Q: What's fifty feet long and has three teeth?

A: The funnel cake line at the Arkansas State Fair.

 

[Binky]

Picture this I sit down with my shower massger in hand-- he stands and spanks it while we watch each other.. he cums in my face..

I think I just came.....

 

[HumorMe]

Spanking the monkey of corse.. what do you think Im some kinda perv?? LOL!!


My man and I shower together without fucking once in a while--

Picture this I sit down with my shower massger in hand-- he stands and spanks it while we watch each other.. he cums in my face..

I love him!

Can't quite picture it. Post some pictures to help us out.

 

[casavant]

I hate it when you're in a public men's room and there are twenty free urinals - and some jackass walks in and starts using the one directly beside you.....what is the deal with that??

And to make matters worse, you're wearing shorts and you feel the fine mist of his piss sprinkling your leg. And you can't move because you're in mid-stream yourself.

 

[FreakMonster]

Spanking the monkey of corse.. what do you think Im some kinda perv?? LOL!!


My man and I shower together without fucking once in a while--

Picture this I sit down with my shower massger in hand-- he stands and spanks it while we watch each other.. he cums in my face..

I love him!

Damn what a lucky guy!!

I have yet to have some girl let me cum in her face. LOL

 

[Stryc-9]

Q: What's fifty feet long and has three teeth?

A: The funnel cake line at the Arkansas State Fair.

ROTFLMAO!!

 

[FreakMonster]

I hate it when you're in a public men's room and there are twenty free urinals - and some jackass walks in and starts using the one directly beside you.....what is the deal with that??

I think they just want to take a look at your WEE WEE.

 

[HumorMe]

I think I just came.....

Binky.....SSSHHHHHHH....damn it....... premature ejaculator!

I'm trying to get some pics here!

 

[casavant]

Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two. But noone's quite sure how they got in there.

 

[casavant]

Q: What do you call a bodybuilder with big nuts?

A: A beginner.

 

[Binky]

Binky.....SSSHHHHHHH....damn it....... premature ejaculator!

I'm trying to get some pics here!

If she keep's talking about getting a load blown in her face
I'll be able to go again........

 

[FreakMonster]

If she keep's talking about getting a load blown in her face
I'll be able to go again........

BWHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHA

Calm down Binky!!!

 

[Stryc-9]

This thread is so damn big it's intimidating....

...just what my girlfriend says abouy my manhood - yeah, I wish...

 

[Binky]

Facial Cum Shots!!! Woohooo!!!!!

 

[casavant]

Q: Have you ever heard a gay man fart?

A: Don't worry, nobody else has either.

 

[casavant]

Q: What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?

A: Full.

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

what a waste of hard drive space..

 

[casavant]

Q: How do you recycle an old prostitute?

A: Shove in a ten pound ham and pull out the bone.

 

[casavant]

Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms?

A: Melt them down into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

 

[FreakMonster]

Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

 

[FreakMonster]

Girl who is wallflower at party is dandelion in bed.

 

[FreakMonster]

Man who go to McDonald's eat out stinky meat.

 

[Binky]

Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo momma so fat..she got her own zipcode.

 

[FreakMonster]

Yo momma so fat..she got her own zipcode.

Talking about my momma bitch?

Oh ya!! Yo momma so fat that she would have been in ET, but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse

 

[casavant]

what a waste of hard drive space..

Q: What do you do with a bunch of hard drive space?

A: Fill it with useless posts, corny jokes, and cybersex.

 

[Binky]

Yo mamma so fat if she jumped up in the air
she'd get stuck.

 

[FreakMonster]

Yo mamma so fat if she jumped up in the air
she'd get stuck.

That was week punk! Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her!!!!

 

[casavant]

Your momma's so bald, when she wears a turtle neck she looks like a busted condom.

 

[FreakMonster]

Your momma's so bald, when she wears a turtle neck she looks like a busted condom.

Oh ya, Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train

 

[casavant]

Man who go to sleep with itchy butt wake up with stinky fingers.

 

[casavant]

Virginity is like a bubble. One prick, all gone.

 

[Stryc-9]

Q: Have you ever heard a gay man fart?

A: Don't worry, nobody else has either.

I don't get it....

 

[FreakMonster]

BREAK YO SELF FOOL!!!

 

[Binky]

Your momma is so fat, your daddy has to use a snorkel
when he goes down on her.

 

[FreakMonster]

I don't get it....

Probably because his asshole is too big!!!!!

 

[FreakMonster]

Your momma is so fat, your daddy has to use a snorkel
when he goes down on her.

Yo momma so fat when she back up she beep

 

[Binky]

How many posts are we up to now.....

 

[Stryc-9]

Yo momma so stupid she stayed up all night studying for her blood test...

 

[FreakMonster]

104

by the way yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise

 

[Binky]

Yo momma so stupid she wrote a 10 page answer to a
true and false question.