1000 post thread?

The Shadow · Nov 30, 2001

Why is it the "objects may be close than they appear" sticker is only on the right side view mirror???

Binky · Nov 30, 2001

Why do they call them Apartments when they are all together???

The Shadow · Nov 30, 2001

I think ther eshould be an eye-level sign at men's urinals that says:

"Do NOT eat the big white mint."

FreakMonster · Nov 30, 2001

NicolePap said:
Freak- I already came-- your turn

How did you cum?

FreakMonster · Nov 30, 2001

Cornholio said:
Spoken like a true intellectual midget. Fuck you and the gimp you rode into town on.

Hey you little rat!!!

Don't make me start a fucking JIHAD!!!

The Shadow · Nov 30, 2001

Why do bears do it in the woods

The Shadow · Nov 30, 2001

Bee work, worker bees, around the clock. THey never stop. Collecting pollen or whatever bees do...

Binky · Nov 30, 2001

How close to the ceiling does a fly get before he turns over
to land upside down?????

casavant · Nov 30, 2001

If you're going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

HumorMe · Nov 30, 2001

NicolePap said:
With my shower massage this am.. how else?

Your turn!!

The only post on this thread that is worth reading...over and over and over and.....the images are becoming clearer now!