10 Things You Don't Know About Women

[Mr. dB]

10 THINGS You Don't Know About Women

by Wanda Sykes

1. The quickest way to a woman's heart is through her clit.

2. When we say we want you to get in touch with your feminine side, we really mean you need to touch our clit.

3. When we ask you if we look fat, it really means "Can you see my clit?"

4. We'd love to meet your mom. Right after we introduce you to our clit.

5. Diamonds are forever, but touching our clit can buy you two or three years.

6. When we tell you, "We're not communicating," it really means you're not touching our clit.

7. We'd be happy to buy our own damn drinks if you touched our clit.

8. When we say, "Harder! Harder!" that means "Take it out and touch my clit."

9. The fact that women make seventy-five cents to every man't dollar won't bother us as long as you touch our clit.

10. "Go have boys' night out" really means "I'll stay home and touch my clit."

Esquire September 2003

 

[tempest2003]

okay, on a serrious note, last night i was with this chick and went down her pants started fingering her etc, ive only had sex 2x in my life before so im not familiar with the anatomy and all yet, haha well i dont know it like my own, lets just put it that way. okay so anyways, from there where is the clit? goddddd i wanna fuck her! shes not on birthcontrol anymore tho and refuses to use a condom because it doesnt even feel good for her, anyone have any other suggestion on that one? thx in advance!

 

[i8it]

if your knockin it out like a man none of this should matter. Bro wtf? "Esquire"?

 

[KA-BAR]

lol that is some funny ass shit!!! lol

 

[white boy]

okay, on a serrious note, last night i was with this chick and went down her pants started fingering her etc, ive only had sex 2x in my life

Tempest you better get busy bro!

one thing in life you for sure won't regret in your old age is getting too much poontang

 

[tempest2003]

Tempest you better get busy bro!

one thing in life you for sure won't regret in your old age is getting too much poontang

hah i know man, but help me out here someone!

 

[messofaboogie]

my goodness, that is just fucking stupid.

tempest, i'm sure you can figure it out... christ, you have the internet at your finger tips... type in "female genitalia" and i'm sure you'll find what youre looking for!!

 

[Mr. dB]

Tempest you better get busy bro!

one thing in life you for sure won't regret in your old age is getting too much poontang

Truer words were never spoken. I'm old (well, 47...), and I deeply regret not getting more poontang.

 

[Imnotdutch]

LMAO look at everybody ducking the question heheheh.

Tempest,
At the front of the opening you should see a hood of skin. That covers the clit.

 

[Ceebs]

okay, on a serrious note, last night i was with this chick and went down her pants started fingering her etc, ive only had sex 2x in my life before so im not familiar with the anatomy and all yet, haha well i dont know it like my own, lets just put it that way. okay so anyways, from there where is the clit?

Anatomically north of where the lips meet is the clitoral hood, kind of the female equivalent of the male foreskin, which covers the clitoris. The degree to which the clitoris is covered will vary from woman to woman, but with arousal, the clit will swell with blood and poke out.

Take your finger out of her pussy (ideally covered with her own natural lubrication) while fingering her, and run it up to just past where the lips meet. Gently rub the little bump you find there. She'll be calling you the Clit Commander.

Don't sweat your lack of experience, even guys who've been around the block can't find it sometimes.

Note to self, buy Wanda Sykes a beer.