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Monica Brandt kicked me off the Precor at the gym on Friday

George Spellwin

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This is a true story.

Ok, so I was at the gym on Friday and I was using the Precor to warm up. Well, out of the blue, in comes Monica Brandt and her 15 person entourage and they start doing this photo shoot of her while I'm trying to warm up.

First they cover her in pancake - I mean covered! Then she gets changed into pink hot pants (the kind where half her derriere hangs out the bottom) and a bikini top. Very sexy.

One of the photographers or one of her handlers decides that they want to shoot her on the Percor, and the gym has only two, and Monica wants to use mine! So they come up to me and tell me that I've got to get off the Precor so they can photograph Monica. And I'm like, "Monica, don't you know who I am?"

Nope, she claims she never heard of me! Can you believe it? How humbling :(

She looked really, really hot. Toned, tanned, fit, and her face, although still a little too thin for my taste looked better than it has recently. When you read this Monica, and I know you come here, just remember, you know I love you!

And guys, if you're really, really good, I'll post some exclusive Monica pics that Alex Ardenti sent me from a shoot he did of her. Yum.
 
George Spellwin said:
This is a true story.

Ok, so I was at the gym on Friday and I was using the Precor to warm up. Well, out of the blue, in comes Monica Brandt and her 15 person entourage and they start doing this photo shoot of her while I'm trying to warm up.

First they cover her in pancake - I mean covered! Then she gets changed into pink hot pants (the kind where half her derriere hangs out the bottom) and a bikini top. Very sexy.

One of the photographers or one of her handlers decides that they want to shoot her on the Percor, and the gym has only two, and Monica wants to use mine! So they come up to me and tell me that I've got to get off the Precor so they can photograph Monica. And I'm like, "Monica, don't you know who I am?"

Nope, she claims she never heard of me! Can you believe it? How humbling :(

She looked really, really hot. Toned, tanned, fit, and her face, although still a little too thin for my taste looked better than it has recently. When you read this Monica, and I know you come here, just remember, you know I love you!

And guys, if you're really, really good, I'll post some exclusive Monica pics that Alex Ardenti sent me from a shoot he did of her. Yum.
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did you ask for a coochie shot?
 
hardrock said:
Make with the pics GS. Don't hold out bro.

Mmmmmmonica!
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How bout we do an Alex Ardenti shot Monica pictorial a week from Monday in the weekly EliteFitness.com mailing.
 
George Spellwin said:
How bout we do an Alex Ardenti shot Monica pictorial a week from Monday in the weekly EliteFitness.com mailing.
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Oh hell yes! They gonna be origional or some old recycled stuff?

maybe she'd do a nude pictorial for a lifetime plat membership? Probably not, but throw it out there anyway :)
 
spongebob said:
tell us more about this place you call a 'gym'.
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This is not my regular gym in New York. I'm actually in my home in Florida right now. The only famous people I've ever seen at my gym in NY are Susan Sarandon (who actually trains at exactly the same times as I do), Leo Dicaprio when he's in town, and the grooming guy from Queer Eye. None of them know who I am, but Susan Sarandon is always very sweet.
 
George Spellwin said:
This is not my regular gym in New York. I'm actually in my home in Florida right now. The only famous people I've ever seen at my gym in NY are Susan Sarandon (who actually trains at exactly the same times as I do), Leo Dicaprio when he's in town, and the grooming guy from Queer Eye. None of them know who I am, but Susan Sarandon is always very sweet.
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damn i bet leo picks up all the hotties in there.

start dropping your name up in there in get your respect.
 
George Spellwin said:
This is not my regular gym in New York. I'm actually in my home in Florida right now. The only famous people I've ever seen at my gym in NY are Susan Sarandon (who actually trains at exactly the same times as I do), Leo Dicaprio when he's in town, and the grooming guy from Queer Eye. None of them know who I am, but Susan Sarandon is always very sweet.
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If Cindy Crawford ever works out at your gym, and leaves a sweaty rag with boogers on it, put it in a ziplock and mail it to me....I'll buy everyone on the site plat for a week.
 
jack_schitt said:
If Cindy Crawford ever works out at your gym, and leaves a sweaty rag with boogers on it, put it in a ziplock and mail it to me....I'll buy everyone on the site plat for a week.
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lol,what would you pay for soiled undies?
 
hardrock said:
Oh hell yes! They gonna be origional or some old recycled stuff?

maybe she'd do a nude pictorial for a lifetime plat membership? Probably not, but throw it out there anyway :)
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Alex shot it and sent it to me. I don't know if it appeared somewhere else or not. The pics are B&W and look almost like softcore with a fitness theme - sorry Monica.
 
spongebob said:
damn i bet leo picks up all the hotties in there.

start dropping your name up in there in get your respect.
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It is crazy when Leo trains - he works out with a friend, a trainer, and a bodyguard. And this gym is not even crowded ever! It's as if he's afraid Susan's gonna mess with him as he works out. Like there are usually 5 to 8 of us there at any one time. They banned cell phones in the locker room because of the cameras on them.
 
mightymouse69 said:
Is Susan Sarandon's tits as saggy as they seem in the movies?
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She always works with a trainer at the same time on Monday and Wednesday. She is very nice, looks great, and trains very hard. When she leaves the gym, she always wears a hat, sunglasses, and overcoat.
 
jack_schitt said:
If Cindy Crawford ever works out at your gym, and leaves a sweaty rag with boogers on it, put it in a ziplock and mail it to me....I'll buy everyone on the site plat for a week.
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Deal!
 
jack_schitt said:
digger isn't your best salesman....I'm just sayin' :verygood:
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I know, but you gotta love him and he means well.
 
George Spellwin said:
This is a true story.

Ok, so I was at the gym on Friday and I was using the Precor to warm up. Well, out of the blue, in comes Monica Brandt and her 15 person entourage and they start doing this photo shoot of her while I'm trying to warm up.

First they cover her in pancake - I mean covered! Then she gets changed into pink hot pants (the kind where half her derriere hangs out the bottom) and a bikini top. Very sexy.

One of the photographers or one of her handlers decides that they want to shoot her on the Percor, and the gym has only two, and Monica wants to use mine! So they come up to me and tell me that I've got to get off the Precor so they can photograph Monica. And I'm like, "Monica, don't you know who I am?"

Nope, she claims she never heard of me! Can you believe it? How humbling :(

She looked really, really hot. Toned, tanned, fit, and her face, although still a little too thin for my taste looked better than it has recently. When you read this Monica, and I know you come here, just remember, you know I love you!

And guys, if you're really, really good, I'll post some exclusive Monica pics that Alex Ardenti sent me from a shoot he did of her. Yum.
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George send the pics my way :qt:

Along with all your karma thanks. ;)
 
GS, I tought you would have your own private gym at home. :whatever:
 
BUBBLES said:
GS, I tought you would have your own private gym at home. :whatever:
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I do, but I like to work with a trainer sometimes too. I did a lot of one-on-one Pilates over the past 6 months and I knew nothing about this before started I working with a Pilates instructor. It helped me a ton with my bodybuilding, plus my teacher is a ballerina - a nice plus :devil:.
 
George Spellwin said:
I do, but I like to work with a trainer sometimes too. I did a lot of one-on-one Pilates over the past 6 months and I knew nothing about this before started I working with a Pilates instructor. It helped me a ton with my bodybuilding, plus my teacher is a ballerina - a nice plus :devil:.
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BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
Monica's a handful of days away from the Arnold. I imagine she is a bit lean right now... Probably trying to get as much warm weather as she can before walking around in a tiny bikini in 40 degree Columbus weather.
 
Sassy69 said:
Monica's a handful of days away from the Arnold. I imagine she is a bit lean right now... Probably trying to get as much warm weather as she can before walking around in a tiny bikini in 40 degree Columbus weather.
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The funny thing is that the shoot is all about T&A, but there are weights involved and the Precor she kicked me off of - I don't quite get it - why pretend that there's exercise involved.
 
George Spellwin said:
The funny thing is that the shoot is all about T&A, but there are weights involved and the Precor she kicked me off of - I don't quite get it - why pretend that there's exercise involved.
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I'm sure the weights are for whatever BBing mag they're going in. Plus I like seeing sexy chicks with weights. Anyway who care's what's involved as long as she's near naked and sweaty!
 
George Spellwin said:
The funny thing is that the shoot is all about T&A, but there are weights involved and the Precor she kicked me off of - I don't quite get it - why pretend that there's exercise involved.
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A fitness models whole life is pretend....it's who they are maing...short lived most often, but it's their destiny. Doomed to a world of self worship instead of self respect.

You should have taken down her body guards, stood in front of the Precor and said:

The PRICE IS WRONG BITCH!!!

p.s. I still want in on the Cindy Crawford sweat/booger rag deal.
 
jack_schitt said:
Guess not :(
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Aw, c'mon, even Darth has a sense of humor.

How else do you explain "Apology accepted, Captain Needa"?
 
George Spellwin said:
This is a true story.

Ok, so I was at the gym on Friday and I was using the Precor to warm up. Well, out of the blue, in comes Monica Brandt and her 15 person entourage and they start doing this photo shoot of her while I'm trying to warm up.

First they cover her in pancake - I mean covered! Then she gets changed into pink hot pants (the kind where half her derriere hangs out the bottom) and a bikini top. Very sexy.

One of the photographers or one of her handlers decides that they want to shoot her on the Percor, and the gym has only two, and Monica wants to use mine! So they come up to me and tell me that I've got to get off the Precor so they can photograph Monica. And I'm like, "Monica, don't you know who I am?"

Nope, she claims she never heard of me! Can you believe it? How humbling :(

She looked really, really hot. Toned, tanned, fit, and her face, although still a little too thin for my taste looked better than it has recently. When you read this Monica, and I know you come here, just remember, you know I love you!

And guys, if you're really, really good, I'll post some exclusive Monica pics that Alex Ardenti sent me from a shoot he did of her. Yum.
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You know I like you brother George, but I may have to ban you if we don't get to see any pics.
 
Susan Sarandon looks like she's never slept a day in her life.

Did you offer Monica Brandt an Elite Fitness thong?
 
eat big said:
Susan Sarandon looks like she's never slept a day in her life.

Did you offer Monica Brandt an Elite Fitness thong?
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Damn, that would have been a good idea!
 
Guys,

Check out Monday's EliteFitness.com News with a sexy Monica pictorial. Add email address [email protected] to your address book to make sure you get it this Monday!
 
ololll@monica brandt
talk about overrated, overmakeupped, fake-ass trick
there is hotter girls in gaylord michigan
 
Spelling for Spellwins... has a ring to it. I will send the address of my friend Paul, he is a great speller and can assist you in overcoming your acute spellatitis.

;)
 
George Spellwin said:
This is a true story.

Ok, so I was at the gym on Friday and I was using the Precor to warm up. Well, out of the blue, in comes Monica Brandt and her 15 person entourage and they start doing this photo shoot of her while I'm trying to warm up.

First they cover her in pancake - I mean covered! Then she gets changed into pink hot pants (the kind where half her derriere hangs out the bottom) and a bikini top. Very sexy.

One of the photographers or one of her handlers decides that they want to shoot her on the Percor, and the gym has only two, and Monica wants to use mine! So they come up to me and tell me that I've got to get off the Precor so they can photograph Monica. And I'm like, "Monica, don't you know who I am?"

Nope, she claims she never heard of me! Can you believe it? How humbling :(

She looked really, really hot. Toned, tanned, fit, and her face, although still a little too thin for my taste looked better than it has recently. When you read this Monica, and I know you come here, just remember, you know I love you!

And guys, if you're really, really good, I'll post some exclusive Monica pics that Alex Ardenti sent me from a shoot he did of her. Yum.
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Quit screwing around and post the pics G, ;)
 
perkele said:
Please tell me more.
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I think she is the hottest girl I have ever seen body wise. She is flawless, ripped, and feminine - smells really good - all that good stuff. She is just plain fierce.

I may have to get a pic w/ her to post on EF - when she and Lee priest are in the gym at the same time I swear I do more staring than lifting.
 
al420 said:
I think she is the hottest girl I have ever seen body wise. She is flawless, ripped, and feminine - smells really good - all that good stuff. She is just plain fierce.

I may have to get a pic w/ her to post on EF - when she and Lee priest are in the gym at the same time I swear I do more staring than lifting.
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post MULTIPLE pics :)
 
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