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Holy shit I'm in my 40's!!!
Dictator of Eliteness
- Birthday
-
Jul 17, 1972
(Age: 52)
- Location
-
Maine
- My Stats:
- 5'10" 190-195
- Will you accept insecure email? (non EF email)
- YES
- My Profile Headline
- Chronic Masterbator and Instigator
- Occupation
- Satan's little helper
- My Favorite Music:
- Pink Floyd, Van Morrison, Metallica, Tool, Ozzy, Linkin Park
- My Favorite Movies:
- Braveheart, Slapshot, Bull Durham, Bourne Trilogy, Saving Private Ryan
- My Favorite TV Shows:
- 24, The Shield, anything on Discovery Channel
- My Heros:
- Paul Newman, Major Douglas Zembiec, Lt. Michael Murphy
- My Favorite Books:
- anything political
- My Favorite Sports:
- Hockey, Football, Baseball
- Cultural References:
- All museums..London, Boston, any art museum
- My Ideal Weekend would be:
- naked on the beach staring at your boobies
- My Vices are:
- POON, PORN, DONUTS, Big wimmins
- What's in my refrigerator:
- food you friggen idiot
- Stuff I really hate:
- boogers, pollen, old people, cheaters
- Children:
- Someday
- Education:
- College graduate
- My Marital Status:
- Single
- Smoker:
- No
- Drinker
- No
- Sexual Orientation:
- Straight
- Religious:
- No
- My Astrological Sign:
- Cancer (Crab): June 21-July 22
- My Area Code:
- 207
- My Ethnicity:
- White / Caucasian
- My City:
- York Harbor
- My State:
- ME
- My Income:
- $250,000 and Higher
- My Muscularity:
- Lots
- My Body Type:
- Athletic
- My Head Hair:
- Lots
- My Face Hair:
- Clean Shaven
- My Body Hair:
- None
- I'm looking for:
- Dating Girls
- Between the Sheets I'm:
- Dominating
- I kiss on the first date:
- Every time,