OMEGA I almost bought you something today

[Rachel...lol]

 

[-SD-]

that unicorn is too straight for bromega

 

[OMEGA]

I was just thinking about you this AM Rach

how weird!

 

[cuthroat]

I was just thinking about you this AM Rach

how weird!

Like, total-ly...that is like so wierd?! Oh M Gee... Lol


PS> Rachel you look banging in the new avatar pic.

 

[OMEGA]

cutthroat how are u today? dont be a douche

hi Dave:!

 

[cuthroat]

cutthroat how are u today? dont be a douche

hi Dave:!

Since your inquiry reeks of sincerity I'm feeling pretty peachy; like a kid in a condom factory thanks for asking!

 

[-SD-]

cutthroat how are u today? dont be a douche

hi Dave:!

hai!

 

[ceo]

I was just thinking about you this AM Rach

how weird!

whilst fapping?

 

[SouthernLord]

Kmart has the coolest stuff!

 

[ceo]

I see the baby section. Were you looking for a gift for little Briana, Rachel?

 

[OMEGA]

whilst fapping?

homosaywhat?

 

[OMEGA]

Since your inquiry reeks of sincerity I'm feeling pretty peachy; like a kid in a condom factory thanks for asking!

thats excellent! i had a feeling you were a petroleum by product of some type

was thinking a dildo though

take care!

 

[ceo]

homosaywhat?

oh you don't fap to wimminz??

Sorry bro, I forgot.

 

[Rachel...lol]

Kmart has the coolest stuff!

it was Target!

 

[Rachel...lol]

I see the baby section. Were you looking for a gift for little Briana, Rachel?

Actually, I didn't know you were expecting until later today after I got home - didn't see that thread. Congrats

 

[OMEGA]

oh you don't fap to wimminz??

Sorry bro, I forgot.

dood I have no clue what ur talking about ?!?

 

[Rachel...lol]

What, they make those? LIke a SuperWalmart?

 

[SouthernLord]

I love super target!!!!!!


:nohomo:

 

[OMEGA]

buy it for me!

 

[cuthroat]

thats excellent! i had a feeling you were a petroleum by product of some type

was thinking a dildo though

take care!

How does being happy as a kid in a condom factory make me a petroleum bi-product? Weak retort...you get a C-.

 

[Rachel...lol]

buy it for me!

What do I get in exchange?

 

[SouthernLord]

What, they make those? LIke a SuperWalmart?

It's like super walmart with class

 

[needtogetarmy]

I would have thought a 12" rubber dong would be more appropriate with Omega...I guess a unicorn is the next best thing.

 

[OMEGA]

How does being happy as a kid in a condom factory make me a petroleum bi-product? Weak retort...you get a C-.

C-? thats pretty accurate lol

 

[OMEGA]

I would have thought a 12" rubber dong would be more appropriate with Omega...I guess a unicorn is the next best thing.

Sir

Im so not Gay its not even funny

 

[miplank]

I see the baby section. Were you looking for a gift for little Briana, Rachel?

nah bor, she shops in that section to get shirts she can actually fill out. duh!

 

[OMEGA]

What do I get in exchange?

What would you Like?

I def would get you something in exchange for sure!

 

[nimbus]

Im so not Gay its not even funny

did anybody else read this with a lisp?

 

[Rachel...lol]

nah bor, she shops in that section to get shirts she can actually fill out. duh!

What would you Like?

I def would get you something in exchange for sure!

You can contribute to the Rach-needs-boobs-fund so that I don't have to show in the kiddie dept anymore

J/K

I really did see the picture and take it to post up though

 

[OMEGA]

my friend says she has one of those!


thanks for the pic Rach

if you come to my neck of the woods ill buy you a scarf or something

scarf or mdma take your pic

 

[cuthroat]

my friend says she has one of those!


thanks for the pic Rach

if you come to my neck of the woods ill buy you a scarf or something

scarf or mdma take your pic

You just offered her X? LOL WTF

 

[OMEGA]

it was s typo

 

[needtogetarmy]

Sir

Im so not Gay its not even funny

I know you are not. I better be good before I get bombed.

Rule #886 in AV's book of life, no more jokes like this.