a kick ass message on a flower buqette?? help

[deco]

Nothing cheesey, aggressive is fine. Gay is not

 

[the_clockwork]

Mom, you are the greatest.

Love,

Your name

 

[shirlene29]

"bouquet"



have the florist write the note

 

[EnderJE]

"I love oranges. KICK ASS oranges."

 

[puddlemonkey]

"pooper sex. you owe me it!"

 

[Smurfy]

"anal sex. it's not just for breakfast anymore"

 

[pbhardbody]

Nothing cheesey, aggressive is fine. Gay is not

is it for the chick in your avatar?

 

[trex74]

Pretty flowers for a pretty girl.

 

[EarthRider]

Mom, you are the greatest.

Love,

Your name

i love this one

 

[AAP]

Sharon,
You are the greatest. The love of my life.
Signed your name


But your gf's name isn't sharon.

Just do it.

 

[pbhardbody]

Sharon,
You are the greatest. The love of my life.
Signed your name


But your gf's name isn't sharon.

Just do it.

this one is good

 

[Strongbow]

AAP=Flower Shop Owner

 

[binö]

first send her some shittty deadass flowers with a message like
"you cheatin whooore"
then about an hour later have another delivery with some nice roses and a "just kidding" message

 

[pbhardbody]

how about this:

Roses are red...
Violets are blue...
I know you're my sister,
I still want to bang you.

 

[OMEGA]

Nothing cheesey, aggressive is fine. Gay is not

" Gee, I really hope,
you take it in the butt, cus that would be neato."

that seems to work well

 

[nangiggles]

Send her tulips and write "I got Two-lip for you" LOL cheesy as fuck

 

[nangiggles]

Love/Romance Card Messages When Sending Flowers
Popular Enclosure Card Messages

 

[Mr. dB]

"bouquet"



have the florist write the note

Indeed.

 

[Mr. dB]

I suggest:

"You look good with my dick in your mouth."

 

[bigtravis]

"anal sex. it's not just for breakfast anymore"

ololololol!