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One of my blique friends wanted me to go to the beach with a few other bliques (probably so they would have better luck flagging down a cab). I tried to get another whitey to go but he couldnt, therefore I had nobody to put lotion on my back (I figured the bliques would try to steal my wallet when my back was turned).
So we get there and its packed as fuck, as it usually is on a hot sunday. We make our way over to this group of wimminz dancing with some admittedly swole ass roided up guidos (the kinds of douches with silver chains and spikey hair)...but one of the bliques was trying to hit on the wimminz so we decided to stay.
Anyhoo, the biggest guido tells us that all the wimminz (who were all pretty fine in a "I can smell the gonorrhea from here" kinda way work for him as either strippers or escorts. Hes a nice guy and tell us all to come hang out with the wimminz, which the bliques do however being old and married, I kinda hung out outside the orgy dance circle. One of the wimminz eventually asked one of the bliques about me (what I did, where I was from, etc) and he made the mistake of telling her I was a producer (which Im obviously not, but its what my buddies and I used to do when in bars in LA as it usually results in an easy shag). Seeing as how these are all 19-23 year old sluts from the midwest, they all start feeling up on me until I have to physically remove them.
That leads this scrawny 20 year old guido dude to come up asking why Im being so geigh. I tell him married folks usually shy away from STD stricken women from grinding up on them, which leads this other overweight guido to start talking about how he just split up with his wife and how he drinks 2,000 calories a day in booze.
Long story short, we almost got into a scuffle because of that and one of the bliques got drunk and convinced this drunk slut to go up to her boyfriend (who was white) and scream "I love the black cock."
I dont think Ill be going to the beach with them any more.
So we get there and its packed as fuck, as it usually is on a hot sunday. We make our way over to this group of wimminz dancing with some admittedly swole ass roided up guidos (the kinds of douches with silver chains and spikey hair)...but one of the bliques was trying to hit on the wimminz so we decided to stay.
Anyhoo, the biggest guido tells us that all the wimminz (who were all pretty fine in a "I can smell the gonorrhea from here" kinda way work for him as either strippers or escorts. Hes a nice guy and tell us all to come hang out with the wimminz, which the bliques do however being old and married, I kinda hung out outside the orgy dance circle. One of the wimminz eventually asked one of the bliques about me (what I did, where I was from, etc) and he made the mistake of telling her I was a producer (which Im obviously not, but its what my buddies and I used to do when in bars in LA as it usually results in an easy shag). Seeing as how these are all 19-23 year old sluts from the midwest, they all start feeling up on me until I have to physically remove them.
That leads this scrawny 20 year old guido dude to come up asking why Im being so geigh. I tell him married folks usually shy away from STD stricken women from grinding up on them, which leads this other overweight guido to start talking about how he just split up with his wife and how he drinks 2,000 calories a day in booze.
Long story short, we almost got into a scuffle because of that and one of the bliques got drunk and convinced this drunk slut to go up to her boyfriend (who was white) and scream "I love the black cock."
I dont think Ill be going to the beach with them any more.
