Jesus forgivesI know it seems so horrible to mock him, but he forgives even the worst of sins. So Hes not too shocked, hes more shocked that you dont believe in Him and that he is your savior and the only way to eternity.
Thats more shocking to him
but i do believe. can you help save me?
i need advices from an uneducated, unlicensed, slinky like character. jebus gave me these directions in my alphabet soup cereal this morning. please, oh broke young man with sub par training knowledge, save me. jebus said i would know who would be my savior in a sign. the sign was your incredibly dumb post where you pound your chest shouting from the hill tops exclaiming the pride you take in your pathetic, loser status in society. please, young zero, help me!