a link to the best page in the universe......

[redsamurai]

Maybe this has been posted here before, but if you haven't been to maddox's website.....you're in for treat. If you don't think this is the best webpage in the universe, than you are simply wrong...........it even say's so at the top of the page. Enjoy.....

tip: start at the bottom and work your way.....some of his best stuff is at the bottom which is his earliest work. The dissection of childrens refrigerator art is my personal fav.


The Best Page In The Universe.

 

[-SD-]

his shit is teh balls but needs to be updated more often. i havent been to his site for a good couple years so should be some fresh stuff to look at.

 

[ortiz34]

I saw some fat chick driving around with her fat friends the other day with one of those "BITCH ON BOARD" stickers on her bumper. There were three of them in the car, and one guy who was obviously married to the girl in the back seat (you could tell that he was married because he had a cold, lifeless stare and was trying to avoid all conversation and eye contact with her). The chicks in the car had the most obnoxious laugh I've ever heard: a loud, shrieking cackle, like they're laughing so hard that they can barely breathe--you could hear the air being sucked in through their blow holes as their chunky jowls jiggled with each spattering of giggles.

What's so funny? I heard the big mouthed bitch at the wheel telling another joke that wasn't funny, and sure enough, it was followed up with more cackling. Listen, this is a plea to all men: I know it's macho to have a girlfriend and everything, but please, if your girlfriend has an obnoxious laugh and a giant mouth, consider masturbation. Seriously, you're embarassing yourself. There's no shame in masturbation, unless you get caught.













LMAO

 

[ortiz34]

lol

The iPhone is a piece of shit, and
so is your face.

No, I'm not going to get an iPhone, quit emailing me about it. I'm not getting one because I already have a phone that's better: it's called the Nokia E70, it's the pinnacle of human achievement, and I love it more than my family

 

[Raptorex]

LOL@ the hate mail

"I USED TO LOVE KICKING THE SHIT OUT OF COMPUTER SCIENCE FAGS LIKE YOU BACK IN
COLLEGE. I HAVE A QUESTION THOUGH HAVE YOU EVER FUCKED A "GIRL" THAT WAS UNDER
200 POUNDS. I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT PUSSY BOY SOFTWARE GEEK THAT YOU SUCK
OFF UNDER YOUR CUBICLE. I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD WRITE THIS EMAIL YOU MIGHT
HAVE YOUR POSSE OF KLINGON WARRIORS SHOOT INVISIBLE LASERS AT ME. BY THE WAY
DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE THIS SITE. SHE'S NOT GONNA TAKE YOU TO THE STAR
TREK CONVENTION NEXT YEAR IN DENVER IF YOU KEEP THIS UP YOUNG MAN. WELL IT WAS
NICE EMAILING YOU. KEEP SUCKING DICK MAYBE SOME DAY YOUR DAD WILL ACTUALLY PAY
YOU FOR IT."

 

[-SD-]

LOL@ the hate mail

"I USED TO LOVE KICKING THE SHIT OUT OF COMPUTER SCIENCE FAGS LIKE YOU BACK IN
COLLEGE. I HAVE A QUESTION THOUGH HAVE YOU EVER FUCKED A "GIRL" THAT WAS UNDER
200 POUNDS. I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT PUSSY BOY SOFTWARE GEEK THAT YOU SUCK
OFF UNDER YOUR CUBICLE. I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD WRITE THIS EMAIL YOU MIGHT
HAVE YOUR POSSE OF KLINGON WARRIORS SHOOT INVISIBLE LASERS AT ME. BY THE WAY
DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE THIS SITE. SHE'S NOT GONNA TAKE YOU TO THE STAR
TREK CONVENTION NEXT YEAR IN DENVER IF YOU KEEP THIS UP YOUNG MAN. WELL IT WAS
NICE EMAILING YOU. KEEP SUCKING DICK MAYBE SOME DAY YOUR DAD WILL ACTUALLY PAY
YOU FOR IT."

whoes the bigger loser, the guy who runs that website of the guy who sends him hate mail
lololol

 

[Raptorex]

whoes the bigger loser, the guy who runs that website of the guy who sends him hate mail
lololol

Both?

 

[ortiz34]

randy is a gay noob

 

[redsamurai]

maddox is the greatest human being ever made.

 

[-SD-]

maddox is the greatest human being ever made.

hes much better than our faces.

 

[stosstruppe]

maddox is the greatest human being ever made.

I'll take him over organised religion any day.

Been following his website for about 4 years. Oldest stuff's the best. Needs to be updated more frequently

 

[redsamurai]

I'll take him over organised religion any day.

Been following his website for about 4 years. Oldest stuff's the best. Needs to be updated more frequently

the one about making his g/f change his oil while he plays video games is my alltime fav I think, either that or mainlineing ben stiller...

 

[jnevin]

He's here in SLC. I want to buy him a beer. And a few wives.

 

[werner77]

really enjoyed that, thank you. although I wasted A good hour or so, it was well spent

 

[ortiz34]

The next time you ask someone how their day is going, expect, no, DEMAND a response. Don't settle for good. Demand the truth. Make them admit that they're having a shitty day, and then do your best to make it worse.

OLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[redsamurai]

He's here in SLC. I want to buy him a beer. And a few wives.

you need to go see that nigga and than report to us what it was like standing in the presence of a living deity.