Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below #1 Smartass Pregnant Girl I don't work for the FBI. I though we had establised that. #2 If you hate me so damn much why don't you hop off my jock before you end up with twins. I still love you thou and hope you are doing well.
where do you work?
My Office Products Lady just
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where do you work?
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I want to get a job at the FBI.
True story: when I was a personal trainer one of my clients was a woman who wanted me to help her get ready for her physical test for FBI. She was an awesome young lady, a former anorexic. She came to me to help her get STRONG.
She passed her test.
True story: when I was a personal trainer one of my clients was a woman who wanted me to help her get ready for her physical test for FBI. She was an awesome young lady, a former anorexic. She came to me to help her get STRONG.
She passed her test.
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Clearly, it's the CIA.
I want a job where I can have the same hair, suit as all of my co-workers and have one of those neat coil thingies coming out of one of my ears.
^^^Lie.
I just want a job where I get to carry a REALLY BIG gun that I could put the barrel of in someone's mouth if they pissed me off badly enough.
^^^ 100% truth.
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I thought you guys knew I worked in the produce department @ the local supermarket. I inspect all the melons to make sure they are ripe and juicy. I also test all the bake goods like muffins to make sure they are fluffy and full of flavor, and sometimes I put the cream in the middle of those tasty danishes you guys like so much.
Nice ! she deserves a raise lol
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LOL I stick the barrel of my gun in people's mouths all the time/LOL
I thought you guys knew I worked in the produce department @ the local supermarket. I inspect all the melons to make sure they are ripe and juicy. I also test all the bake goods like muffins to make sure they are fluffy and full of flavor, and sometimes I put the cream in the middle of those tasty danishes you guys like so much.
finally! some truth.
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Speaking of that don't you have some apples to polish or sumthing.
Yeah, they be awesome boobies, and Stil has a pretty face to back them up...er, I mean to set atop them.
thank you ma'am. i love you.
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But do you pull the trigger? Or are you one of those "all show" kinda guys.
Me, I'd pull the trigger too much, methinks.
I have a short fuse.
What? I'm only 5'3"!
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