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here's what i'm thinking.

Niagara Falls......slowly I turn.

Seriously. Back in 1997 I bought a series of Tony Robbins motivational tapes. I got halfway thru and a coworker asks if he can borrow. After all, I'm halfway through and I'm trying to apply the nice be the friend you want to have yourself everything is gonna great and shit guy like Tony mutha fuckin Robbins. Well wouldn't ya know it. A week after borrowing my tapes the coworker ups and moves to New Jersey....New fuckin Jersey.

Why is it still New Jersey anyway? Was there ever an Old Jersey? At what point does New Jersey become Old Jersey? or maybe even just Jersey?

Anyway, he moves to New Jersey WITH my tapes. I wasn't even finished. So there you have it. If you want to know why I'm still not a life of the party everybody's best friend millionaire dude you hate cuz he's got all the shit you want kinda guy...BLAME JIM TWITTY!

admitedly, that farking sucks.

the guy i work with is not going to burn a copy. he's barely computer literate. he didn't burn a copy of the first cd he borrowed and didn't return for two weeks until i bugged him. and he borrowed this one the day before yesterday and didn't bring it back yesterday. i will wait till midday today and then ask him for it, and not mention that i know today is his last day.
i don't even want it- the last few songs skipped and I can just burn a new one- i have all the songs on my computer. but that's not the point.

i'm going to have to humiliate him today. i know it.
 
admitedly, that farking sucks.

the guy i work with is not going to burn a copy. he's barely computer literate. he didn't burn a copy of the first cd he borrowed and didn't return for two weeks until i bugged him. and he borrowed this one the day before yesterday and didn't bring it back yesterday. i will wait till midday today and then ask him for it, and not mention that i know today is his last day.
i don't even want it- the last few songs skipped and I can just burn a new one- i have all the songs on my computer. but that's not the point.

i'm going to have to humiliate him today. i know it.

OK.
I'll come to your house and sing.
 
Niagara Falls......slowly I turn.

Seriously. Back in 1997 I bought a series of Tony Robbins motivational tapes. I got halfway thru and a coworker asks if he can borrow. After all, I'm halfway through and I'm trying to apply the nice be the friend you want to have yourself everything is gonna great and shit guy like Tony mutha fuckin Robbins. Well wouldn't ya know it. A week after borrowing my tapes the coworker ups and moves to New Jersey....New fuckin Jersey.

Why is it still New Jersey anyway? Was there ever an Old Jersey? At what point does New Jersey become Old Jersey? or maybe even just Jersey?

Anyway, he moves to New Jersey WITH my tapes. I wasn't even finished. So there you have it. If you want to know why I'm still not a life of the party everybody's best friend millionaire dude you hate cuz he's got all the shit you want kinda guy...BLAME JIM TWITTY!

IT is in England.. in case you were really asking.
 
People would nener think of taking anything off of my desk. Especially something edible like a cd or energy drink.

On a side note: My coffee cup has a slow leak out of the bottom crease and it dripped on my damn cream colored ashworth sweatshirt. I was gonna meet with a client today and I'm either rocking a nordie's t-shirt or a spotted collared sweatshirt.

What do you do hotshot? What do you do???
 
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